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Cheeseburger or a Handjob? - 9/20/2007 3:48:48 AM

InkedMaster

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CHEESEBURGER OR A HANDJOB????

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country,
walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the
bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER:$1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH :$2.50
HANDJOB:$10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he
walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three
exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a
meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I
help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the
young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your fucking
hands, I want a cheeseburger."

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