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norarc -> Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/21/2007 2:44:08 PM)

I was talking with a female switch about a week ago, and she noted something that I'd never before heard.  Apparently, according to her, the symmetry of a man's nose is proportional to the size of his penis.  Now, I've heard all the old wives' tales about the size of feet and hands and who knows what all, but nose symmetry?  That's a new one on me.  Anyone else ever heard of this one, or any other mythical methods of discovering this particular trait in men just from a casual glance?  It just struck me as a little strange, although I must admit I was quite flattered when the woman in question noted favourably that my nose was indeed quite symmetrical! [;)]

Norarc
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Raechard -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/21/2007 3:00:45 PM)

People find symmetrical faces attractive that is a proven fact but I’ve not heard of this having any bearing on body part size.




CuriousLord -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/21/2007 3:16:30 PM)

No, there is no scientific basis that I've ever encountered for these.  To the contrary, our DNA-based structure is often difficult to predict.  We're typically pretty symmetrical from left to right (right hand and left hand, for example), but not generally in two very different areas.  However, it is likely that the left side of your penis is about the same size as your right, if this helps. ;)




Aileen68 -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/21/2007 3:22:18 PM)

If I was a guy I'd have a really big, fat, straight nose.




Politesub53 -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/21/2007 3:52:38 PM)

I can imagine women on balconies world wide calling " "O Pinnochio, Pinocchio! wherefore art thou Pinocchio?"  [:D]




luckydog1 -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/21/2007 5:30:57 PM)

I have heard a correlation between the size of a mans nose and his package.  Often a non symetrical nose is due to having it broken, which would have nothing to do with ones genetics.




ddthrill -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/21/2007 6:08:44 PM)

Thinking back from before Falcon yes, he has a largeish nose  [:)]  all smiles 

Noses? maybe. Hands and feet, no and I am sure. Did research [:D]

Falcons baby dd




Owner59 -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/21/2007 8:29:47 PM)

My nose is huge,so are my feet.[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m11.gif[/image]




popeye1250 -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/21/2007 9:50:14 PM)

The "average" man's penis is three times the length of  his thumb as a general rule.




CuriousLord -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/21/2007 9:51:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

The "average" man's penis is three times the length of  his thumb as a general rule.


So you would propose that male prostitutes invented hitch hiking?




Owner59 -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/21/2007 9:52:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

The "average" man's penis is three times the length of  his thumb as a general rule.


And hands,I have huge hands.....[8|]




Vendaval -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/21/2007 9:56:49 PM)

Eh....it's a bad sign at the ob-gyn when the box of vinyl gloves for the doctor is marked "extra large". 

quote:

ORIGINAL: Owner59

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

The "average" man's penis is three times the length of  his thumb as a general rule.


And hands,I have huge hands.....[8|]




Owner59 -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/21/2007 9:58:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Eh....it's a bad sign at the ob-gyn when the box of vinyl gloves for the doctor is marked "extra large". 

quote:

ORIGINAL: Owner59

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

The "average" man's penis is three times the length of  his thumb as a general rule.


And hands,I have huge hands.....[8|]



LOL,Very funny...




ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/22/2007 12:15:45 AM)

My cock is huge! I mean intimidating, and frighten huge! I can correlate that to my inaccurate depth perception, a tendency to delude myself and an inflated sense of self worth [8D]
Although I think it’s all bullshit it cannot be ruled out. What can be said is that there is no SCIENTIFIC correlation between penis size (did I mention mine was huge?) and any body part. But there’s only one truly scientific study that I know of. It ruled out feet size correlates to penis size.
Other studies done on different body parts have been seriously flawed. The foot study measurements were done by Urologist while most other really on the man measuring himself and submitting the results.  
Like I said I think the concept is dumb. I don’t think there is a link. But until a truly scientific study is done on noses = penis the idea can’t be ruled out.
And I hope they never do that study. My imagination paints a much more flattering portrait on my manhood (my nose is really thin and small) than any measuring would.




norarc -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/22/2007 4:24:52 AM)

Well, if you're going to have delusions, you might as well have the really satisfying ones, right? [;)]

I kid, I kid.  Apologies.  But I agree, this sounds like yet another bit of goofy urban mythology with no sound basis in fact; I was just kind of surprised to run into one I hadn't heard.  Of course, if a lady would like to compliment me on the shape of my nose, I'm not about to argue about her reasoning! [:)]

Norarc
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Raechard -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/22/2007 7:12:14 AM)

People should use numbers rather than ratios you can all go first.[:D]




popeye1250 -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/22/2007 8:37:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ChicagoSwitchMal

My cock is huge! I mean intimidating, and frighten huge! I can correlate that to my inaccurate depth perception, a tendency to delude myself and an inflated sense of self worth [8D]
Although I think it’s all bullshit it cannot be ruled out. What can be said is that there is no SCIENTIFIC correlation between penis size (did I mention mine was huge?) and any body part. But there’s only one truly scientific study that I know of. It ruled out feet size correlates to penis size.
Other studies done on different body parts have been seriously flawed. The foot study measurements were done by Urologist while most other really on the man measuring himself and submitting the results.  
Like I said I think the concept is dumb. I don’t think there is a link. But until a truly scientific study is done on noses = penis the idea can’t be ruled out.
And I hope they never do that study. My imagination paints a much more flattering portrait on my manhood (my nose is really thin and small) than any measuring would.



Mal, oh yeah?
Well my cock is so big that everytime I turn around I have to make hand signals!
How do you like them apples?




Owner59 -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/22/2007 8:41:58 AM)

My junk is so huge,I had to build a shed roof over it,to keep it out of the weather.

<said when someone comments on your fat gut>




LotusSong -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/22/2007 4:02:15 PM)

I haven't heard that either.. but I will be investigating, researching and documenting as many volunteers as I can :)




Politesub53 -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/22/2007 4:09:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

The "average" man's penis is three times the length of  his thumb as a general rule.


This is odd as i can suck me thumb, yet cant suck my penis.... [:)]




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