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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 6:16:52 AM   
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ok real talk between me and my 19 year old daughter yesterday as we are driving around to pay off her speeding tickets getting ready for her to go to court over speeding and having a joint in her purse

Me:  bay you know that boy your with is stupid.
her: yea i know
Me: baby you know that boy is a looser and cant even keep a job  hell even i have fired him
her: yea i know and he isn't too smart either he acts like the world owes him everything.
Me: baby if you know all this then why are you with him?
her: because i love him and he has cute eyes:
(at this point i started beating my head against the door)

Me: bay you know you are looking at alot of fines now  between the speeding and the pot and i am not going to pay them for you.
her:  I know and I'm never going to speed again i promise.
(once again i started beating my head on the door)

Eric




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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 9:29:34 AM   
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What if everybody did wang chung tonight.

Now a little chat I had while playing guitar hero yesterday.

Boy: (guitar controller in hand) "Where's my wammy BAR?
Me: "South of your belly." (kicks him in that area...Lightly no worries.)...."Or not."


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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 9:36:03 AM   
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this is not stupid, but relevant to this thread.....

Some scientists say that hydrogeon , because it is so plentiful , is the basic building block of the universe . I dispute that . I say there is more stupidity than hydrogeon , and that is the basic building block of the universe
~Frank Zappa

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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 10:07:03 AM   
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vroom vroom zoom zoom

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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 10:31:56 AM   
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Ice Ice baby.
-cant remember the rest of the song-

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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 12:29:25 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

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litleone8620:  "Where does the beer come out of?"


Have you ever tasted Budwiser?  That wasn't stupid, it was perceptive!

E.


Considering I was about 11 at the time, and not a child alcoholic, at that point in my life I had yet to taste any kind of beer.

And yes, upon reflection, Budwiser does taste like it could have been from a horse. But, as I've never tasted anything that came from a horse (that I know of. public school's 'mystery meat' comes to mind), I have nothing to compare it to.


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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 12:36:57 PM   
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there aought to be a a law get the sherrif on the phone lord have mercy how'd she get them britches on??

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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 12:48:27 PM   
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Tasting alcohol doesn't  automatically make you a child alcoholic. I tried my dad's beer, and his whiskey and maybe, on ocasion his port,  and I wasn't an alcoholic, I was just curious and he was willing to let me try a sip or two.
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ORIGINAL: litleone8620

Considering I was about 11 at the time, and not a child alcoholic, at that point in my life I had yet to taste any kind of beer.


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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 1:00:42 PM   
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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 1:03:05 PM   
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"There's what's right and there's what's right, and never the twain shall meet." H.I. McDonough, Raising Arizona

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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 1:14:45 PM   
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"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."
- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
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"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
- Mickey Rivers, baseball player

"I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife."
- Mike Greenwell, Baseball player

"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

"Permitted vehicles not allowed."
- Road sign on US 27

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."
- Samuel Goldwyn

"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
- Sign on backseat of Taxi

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables

"I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity."
- Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it?
- Harry News, music reviewer

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

"We're going to move left and right at the same time."
- Jerry Brown, Governor of California

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player

"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before."
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"A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money."
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"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"Sit by the homely girl, you'll look better by comparison."
- Debra Maffett, Miss America 1983

"We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."
- Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
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"The team has come along slow but fast."
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"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
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"Most lies about blondes are false."
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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 2:51:35 PM   
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 can't think of something to say sooo


*RUNS THRU THREAD NAKED!!*

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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 3:18:37 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama

can't think of something to say sooo


*RUNS THRU THREAD NAKED!!*


*takes a picture*



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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 3:19:30 PM   
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enjoying yourself??

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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 3:21:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama

enjoying yourself??


I would, but have you ever tried to take a picture with a handheld camera whilst masturbating?

Sheesh.  Some people's kids.




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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 3:23:34 PM   
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no i haven't but i do think that it would be kinda hard to do...

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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 3:26:28 PM   
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Said whilst experimenting at age 13 with a friends mother's diet pills and alcohol.

"If I don't ever wake up my mother will kill me."

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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 3:30:25 PM   
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LMAO... .. speaking of pills.. a friend of mine was looking for some pain pills and he accidently took viagra... i was walking funny and was  a tad bit sore the next day

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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 3:43:41 PM   
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  I will have to think, I am always saying something stupid. It is my hallmark, all know it isn't long before I either catch foot in mouth disease or say something which makes a room roar with laughter and me stand there going.............what did I say??

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RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid - 9/26/2007 3:46:55 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: scifi1133

the fact that they have to print on a claymore mine...this side towards enemy


i swear i remember it saying "do not eat" on there too

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