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"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." - Linda Evangelista, Supermodel "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota. "Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." - Mickey Rivers, baseball player "I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife." - Mike Greenwell, Baseball player "If only faces could talk..." - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl "Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President "Permitted vehicles not allowed." - Road sign on US 27 "A bachelor's life is no life for a single man." - Samuel Goldwyn "SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident." - Sign on backseat of Taxi "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." - Terry Venables "I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity." - Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House "Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it? - Harry News, music reviewer "I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons "We're going to move left and right at the same time." - Jerry Brown, Governor of California "I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad." - Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player "The world is more like it is now then it ever has before." - Dwight Eisenhower "A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money." - Everett Dirksen, Congressman "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "Sit by the homely girl, you'll look better by comparison." - Debra Maffett, Miss America 1983 "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." - Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962 "Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman "The team has come along slow but fast." - Casey Stengel, Baseball player/manager "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President "Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline
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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.
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