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Damocles809 -> Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/24/2007 10:50:26 PM)
(And keep politics out of it) "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman

laurell3 -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/24/2007 10:52:41 PM)
something stupid [8D]

Estring -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/24/2007 10:53:46 PM)
"Damn, I'm Hot!"- Abraham Lincoln

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/24/2007 10:55:10 PM)
be afraid of the yellow trees wearing orange socks... braces and zippers do not mix and on a side note the stars are laughing

scifi1133 -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/24/2007 11:12:02 PM)
actual quote from a sailor who was serving on a sub and lost it while in port blowing off all the rounds in his shotgun while on watch. When asked why he did it his reply was. "cause the seagulls were laughing at me....cause their free and im not."

SuspendedInGaffa -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/24/2007 11:31:54 PM)
A few years back a sports reporter was talking to a cricketer called Mike Gatting, who had just been hit on the head with the ball, causing a massive bruise on his forehead. Reporter: "So, Mike, where exactly did the ball hit you?"

laurell3 -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/24/2007 11:34:46 PM)
ok here's a stupid question....how would one do d/s on a roller coaster anyway? [8D]

Ponyboy7 -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/24/2007 11:35:12 PM)
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel

scifi1133 -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/24/2007 11:41:15 PM)
lawyer-so he was dead doctor-yes his brain was on my desk lawyer- so its not possible for him to have been alive through the autopsy doctor-yes i suppose he could have been out practising law somewhere.

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 12:51:17 AM)
that is too funnie

iammachine -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 2:09:37 AM)
Don't let anyone fool you, cheesecake is simply a pie with an identity crisis! - me

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 2:19:42 AM)
in 7th grade a dumb prep asked me what cum tasted like while giving head.. i told her .. salty chicken...

scifi1133 -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 2:23:28 AM)
the fact that they have to print on a claymore mine...this side towards enemy

Satyr6406 -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 2:50:04 AM)
Wow! I can't help but think of "Yogi-isms" ... "Ninety percent of this game is fifty percent mental." "I never said the things I said." Most recently, the Aflac commercial where Yogi claims: " ... and they give you cash, which is just a good as money!" On a personal note: when my sister was about seven years old, we lived in a house where we kept our huge freezer in the garage. The garage was a wooden door, dealio with the second from the top row of panels being windows so that you could see in (or out). My sister and I were outside and my mother was getting something out of the freezer. My sister looked at my mother and said: "Mom! Where are you?"

nyrisa -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 5:48:24 AM)
(not something stupid, but cute, considering his age) I was telling my son, when he was seven, about a wreck we'd had when a drunk driver hit us, and our car flipped over. Eyes huge, he asked, "And did you live?"

favesclava -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 5:54:58 AM)
are you a citizen of the us or of puerto rico?

GhitaAmati -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 7:13:29 AM)
The other night, me and my Sir were watching a Nova show about polar bears with my best friend and her husband. Somewhere during the show the narrator says "polar bear cubs are born without their hearing or sight" and she looks straight at her husband in all seriousness and asks "Do they ever gain them?" Oh god..Mandy....this is why we love you hunny. well..that and you eat pussy really fucking well....

lighthearted -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 7:58:38 AM)
from my mother, on eating hot soup: "take from the corner of the bowl" on the game show Dog Eat Dog: "Name the only person who was both US President and Vice President and but never elected?" "Colin Powell?" Brian Fantana in "Anchorman": "They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time"

pahunkboy -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 9:56:17 AM)
this is the worst storm/heat we ever had storm of the century. city in chaos ..a temporary tax. =========== on the war on teror; the public is to be vigilent

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 10:08:30 AM)
if there's a bomb scare or whatnot you have to deplane.. you don't decab or debus.. but you deplane.. wtf???

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