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Level -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 4:02:19 AM)

Women, I believe, want much the same thing that many men want. Good sex, laughter, feeling secure, feeling loved...
 




missturbation -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 4:08:49 AM)

[:'(] not me !!

Well not today anyway [:D]




Level -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 4:11:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

[:'(] not me !!

Well not today anyway [:D]


And some of them want to be flogged, and paddled, and tormented, and....... [:D]




NorthernGent -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 4:17:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LiteraryChick

Are a lot of the men around here misogynists?

I generally want a man who doesn't loathe me.



I can do that.....no problem........I'll remain suspicious, hostile, judgemental and largely apathetic towards your behaviour, until I have reason to do otherwise. Loathe you? Never.

You and I........there's something special developing.....




missturbation -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 4:57:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

[:'(] not me !!

Well not today anyway [:D]


And some of them want to be flogged, and paddled, and tormented, and....... [:D]


You're good at this - you know exactly what this woman wants [:D]
well what i want today lol.




missturbation -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 4:58:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

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ORIGINAL: LiteraryChick

Are a lot of the men around here misogynists?

I generally want a man who doesn't loathe me.



I can do that.....no problem........



But can you attend my party? [:D]





desertdancer -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 5:06:50 AM)



Moslty I'm always content in having what I've got.  I don't normally want for much.  It's very easy to make me happy as I'm so easy to please.


What I've noticed in women is that they seem to mostly want what other women already have, meaning if girl A has boyfriend A, it's very likely that girl B will want girl A's guy..but if girl A dumps boyfriend A, girl B wont want him, now she'll wait till girl A finds new boyfriend then girl B will want him too.




ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 5:55:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tsherpet

"What Do Women Want?"  
by Kim Addonizio 


I want a red dress.
I want it flimsy and cheap,
I want it too tight, I want to wear it
until someone tears it off me.
I want it sleeveless and backless,
this dress, so no one has to guess
what's underneath. I want to walk down
the street past Thrifty's and the hardware store
with all those keys glittering in the window,
past Mr. and Mrs. Wong selling day-old
donuts in their café, past the Guerra brothers
slinging pigs from the truck and onto the dolly,
hoisting the slick snouts over their shoulders.
I want to walk like I'm the only
woman on earth and I can have my pick.
I want that red dress bad.
I want it to confirm
your worst fears about me,
to show you how little I care about you
or anything except what
I want. When I find it, I'll pull that garment
from its hanger like I'm choosing a body
to carry me into this world, through
the birth-cries and the love-cries too,
and I'll wear it like bones, like skin,
it'll be the goddamned
dress they bury me in.

Well, is that what women want?


Wow. this poem is sexy as hell..




ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 5:58:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: meatcleaver

What really irritates me is when women think their mouth was invented for talking rather than giving a good BJ.


Just look at her and say the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth was your cock. Then watch the dear in the headhights stare as her brain processes what just happened to her. [sm=crop.gif]




desertdancer -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 6:06:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ChicagoSwitchMal

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ORIGINAL: meatcleaver

What really irritates me is when women think their mouth was invented for talking rather than giving a good BJ.


Just look at her and say the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth was your cock. Then watch the dear in the headhights stare as her brain processes what just happened to her. [sm=crop.gif]


Oh my !!  I think I just shot pepsi through my nose,  I giggled so hard.  I think that could be the sexiest yet funniest thing I've heard . I'd sooooo not be offended if my Husband said that to me.




ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 6:07:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: desertdancer

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ORIGINAL: ChicagoSwitchMal

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ORIGINAL: meatcleaver

What really irritates me is when women think their mouth was invented for talking rather than giving a good BJ.


Just look at her and say the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth was your cock. Then watch the dear in the headhights stare as her brain processes what just happened to her. [sm=crop.gif]


Oh my !!  I think I just shot pepsi through my nose,  I giggled so hard.  I think that could be the sexiest yet funniest thing I've heard . I'd sooooo not be offended if my Husband said that to me.



it's also quite welcome when it has that effect to! [sm=hello.gif]




ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 6:09:25 AM)

Normally it gets a blank stare followed by a "fuck you" though. lol




missturbation -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 6:14:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ChicagoSwitchMal

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ORIGINAL: meatcleaver

What really irritates me is when women think their mouth was invented for talking rather than giving a good BJ.


Just look at her and say the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth was your cock. Then watch the dear in the headhights stare as her brain processes what just happened to her. [sm=crop.gif]


Oh hunni, the knife has so just changed hands [:@]




ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 6:21:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

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ORIGINAL: ChicagoSwitchMal

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ORIGINAL: meatcleaver

What really irritates me is when women think their mouth was invented for talking rather than giving a good BJ.


Just look at her and say the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth was your cock. Then watch the dear in the headhights stare as her brain processes what just happened to her. [sm=crop.gif]


Oh hunni, the knife has so just changed hands [:@]


Bring it on baby. I'll have that knife out of your hands in a heartbeat. And you know you'd love it. [;)]




subtee -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 6:30:57 AM)

Shoes. Women want shoes.




favesclava -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 6:37:52 AM)

i want a castle and a real pony not someone playing at being a pony, oh and a diamond tiara.  this was my answer to Master's question what did i want. this was before we met and were chatting online. He laughed. so far the only offer i've gotten is to be a pony girl or a puppy in training.
but all i really want is a pair of every size 6 sexy shoes.
the spankings and belts and chains gags and blindfolds are a need not a want.
edited to add -the tpam must have been posting as i was writing about the shoes.
see? its true. a way to a womans heart(well, lower anyway) is with shoes. not payless shoes though.
by the way Master does buy me sexy shoes.




missturbation -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 6:43:24 AM)

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Oh hunni, the knife has so just changed hands [:@]


Bring it on baby. I'll have that knife out of your hands in a heartbeat. And you know you'd love it. [;)]


I'll have you know i'm fully trained in the art of stab out randomly and run very fast [;)]




greyarcher315 -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 6:46:36 AM)

i think that if any man can figure this out on a consistant basis, he would be set for life selling the secret to other men. i guess us guys are just stuck having to get to know the Ladies real well as individuals, takes time, but usually works.




ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 7:00:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

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Oh hunni, the knife has so just changed hands [:@]


Bring it on baby. I'll have that knife out of your hands in a heartbeat. And you know you'd love it. [;)]


I'll have you know i'm fully trained in the art of stab out randomly and run very fast [;)]


Well that got me hard.




missturbation -> RE: What Do Women Want? (9/25/2007 7:03:08 AM)

Ohhhhh i do lurve an easy man [;)]




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