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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 12:25:06 PM

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Methinks he doth protest to much....get over it...personally I can't see what there is to be so embarassed about.

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 12:27:00 PM

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Again - way to serious. it boggles my mind. (Edited to state this post wasn't about Arpig comment we must have been submitting at the same time.)

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 12:32:23 PM

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Actually i thought that was pretty hilarious!! I often wonder if i can beat myself to death with a pencil while at work!!!

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 12:35:29 PM

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Thank God! Someone read my post and didn't need to get on their soap box! I love you Babybass!

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 1:04:36 PM

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Just call in sick... what can they do? Fire you? You've already quit/retired/won the lottery and moving to Hawaii?

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 1:06:14 PM

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exactly, just send your mom in there and call her condi.......
get on the phone with the big boss and talk like Geo Bush--------

'I'm sending Condi in there to handle it.............'

like that

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 1:28:42 PM

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just chill. life is as enjoyable or as miserable as you make it.

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 1:40:28 PM

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I can tell you just hate to be the centre of attention but this get together isn’t really for you. It’s for the people you leave behind, the ones you may never see again. Enjoy having friends and family around you now as the memories of such occasions are what will get you through when you are alone, as we all will be alone at some point. Many reasons there are to kill yourself with a pencil but having people that love you isn’t one of them.

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 1:40:42 PM

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Aw - thanks!! I have a laptop at work so cannot try the mouse thing. But i do fantasise about putting my head in the water cooler. Or sometimes its someone elses head!!!

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 1:46:46 PM

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just chill. life is as enjoyable or as miserable as you make it.

was that for me or the op worried about his mother attending the party? if ir was my mother attending, i would be honored. obviously, my Chicago neighbor doesn't see it that way.

my life is one endless roller coaster of fun and excitement (reviewing rock bands does that to me)

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 1:52:45 PM

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honestly, its for all people. but this was directed at the thread starter this time.

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 1:55:07 PM

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my life is one endless roller coaster of fun and excitement (reviewing rock bands does that to me)

not to hijack, but every time you say that, I am SO JEALOUS!!! What a great sounding job....lucky girl!!

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 1:55:50 PM

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I can tell you just hate to be the centre of attention but this get together isn’t really for you.....bla bla

That sounded good I should write horoscopes although it got a bit depressing towards the end I feel.

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 2:00:35 PM

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I got the funny side - no worries CSM - ya know that people forget irony when its easier to beat someone around their head with their own words...
Hey you never know - the beating might just kill ya... so the nay-sayers may be unwittingly assisting your death!
(See - a bright side )

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 2:01:57 PM

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Just call in sick... what can they do? Fire you? You've already quit/retired/won the lottery and moving to Hawaii?

He'd sure as hell better not call in with the excuse that his mother died. Just think how embarrassing when she walks into the party. *grins*

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 3:12:35 PM

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I got the funny side - no worries CSM - ya know that people forget irony when its easier to beat someone around their head with their own words...
Hey you never know - the beating might just kill ya... so the nay-sayers may be unwittingly assisting your death!
(See - a bright side )

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Nothing wrong with a good old fashioned beating ;)

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 4:48:23 PM

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I’m sitting here right now wondering if I can beat myself to death with this pencil. Just keep banging away until I get the job done. Maybe I can choke myself with this mouse? If I don’t die by Friday I’m going to have the most embarrassing day or my life. Not only that – but I feel guilty for feeling embarrassed – a double whammy.
I have worked at the same place since 99. A large place, lots of people. They are throwing a going away party for me on Friday. That’s not the bad part. The bad part is that years ago my mother worked here… and they invited her!

Who the hell has their mother’s come to a work function? I’m 39 years old! Please kill me now.

You know I can have needles pushed in me. I can take pain, humiliation, verbal humiliation, objectification, and just about anything our creative minds can come up with.

But for this?

… I’m going to need aftercare.

oh, c'mon, bebe....

at least your mama doesnt come to your work and flirt with your boss. *coughs gently*

its not MY fault, he's amused that she and i look so much alike!!

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 5:16:06 PM

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Your trying to use the pencil for a blunt force object, aint gunna happen, your not strong enough, it's not strong enough, and your not fast enough.
Now try jamming it trhough you eye! Now you get results! Personaly I like to carry zebra pens to court and to places the won't allow weapon,
cause then the pen might truely be mightier than the sword, jam it in their eye and see how they like that!
Now go and act your age, and appologise to your mother for what you have posted here,
AND THEN JAM THAT PENCIL IN YOUR EYE!

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 5:32:23 PM

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shes not your mother here-shes a co-worker wishing you well......be glad shes alive to drive you nuts-trust me-when she is gone, you will miss it......

signed, one sad chickie who buried an aunt today and was so sad to watch someone else go through the pain of saying bye to their mom.....

edited to add....i reread the op and still didnt catch the humor-must be the hellfire and brimstone sermon i sat thru at the funeral, or maybe the joint we smoked at the cemetary after most folks left........

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RE: This is so humiliating - 9/25/2007 5:35:02 PM

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Just don't get anything on your face. She might try to clean it with spit.

lolol-mommy spit is the same chemical make up as formula 409 i heard

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