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Lumus -> Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 4:58:57 PM)

I don't know if anyone else here hears the little voices, but occasionally, I do.  They pipe up with witty, strange, and/or inappropriate comments out of the blue, and they're hard to resist blurting out at times. [:)]

So I thought I'd start blurting some burbles that bubble in the box above my babbler, for no reason other than fun.  Feel free to comment or throw in your own odd sayings that might not make sense elsewhere!

For example:

"I'd choke my chicken, but the eyes pop out."

or

"No, I didn't call you over to have sex, I blew my dog whistle."

or

"I have phone sex with you because it makes you look so much hotter."

...you get the idea.  Stuff you might have pop into your head as a knee-jerk reaction, or for no reason at all.  Wanna play?




nyrisa -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 6:56:49 PM)

"Wow....gee, I'd love to have sex with you, but today is not Be Kind to the Under Endowed Day."

"I am not lesbian; it is my life's destiny to waste myself on the undeserving, and that, by definition, would be men......."



pahunkboy -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 7:00:53 PM)

jesus lovews me[even tho im going to hell for all the terrible stuff i done]



iammachine -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 7:01:06 PM)

I've got nothing. I was hoping brain food would help me with my studying for my calculus exam tomorrow.

Yes, I am temporarily thread jacking. Did you know that alligators like marshmallows?

They do.

Actually, they don't give a damn what they eat, just tossing marshmallows disturbs the water to get their attention, as I learned while on an airboat ride in the FL everglades a few years ago.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled banter.



Lumus -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 7:01:59 PM)

"Are stairs meant to help us defy or surrender to gravity?" [falls in the wierd category]

"A woman once told me that cocks were useless.  I asked her how she got here to make that observation." [actually a true quote; she never did come up with a reply...]

"I love the JD's of the world ~ whiskey and Salinger." [from an old crap poem I wrote]



nyrisa -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 8:41:23 PM)

If you fall down the UP escalator, will you ever reach the bottom?



eratosservant -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 8:52:46 PM)

"You'd look so much cuter with a bag over your head"
"Did you know that cats have spines in their penises?"
"Oh, wait a minute.  I have gas."  (actual quote from my gf's mother)
"Oh, sorry, I wasn't paying attention.  I was counting the seconds until you stopped talking."[:D]
"Was what I said offensive?  Just wondering, cause I really don't care."
"Inky binky bonkey.... daddy screwed the donkey."  (I know that was sick, but it popped into my head, and I just had to say it!!!)



nyrisa -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 8:55:52 PM)

"300 million sperm in an ejaculation, and YOU were the one that got there first??"

"You'd think your parents could have spent more on your teeth."

"I know I will regret this later, but its late, and you're here........"



ocilla -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 9:01:54 PM)

bitter is better but spit will do in a pinch



ocilla -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 9:03:14 PM)

others look to me as a source of calcium



eratosservant -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 9:06:28 PM)

"Will I have to wake up beside you in the morning?"
"Did you smell that??  I swear, your ass smells like rotten eggs."  (This is a real quote.  My gf and I say it everyday to our male spice about his gas.)
"Honey, I think your asshole is showing."  (Again, a real quote.  It's something that we say to our ole man when he's being an exceptional asshole.)
"Don't look so blue.  You're still getting laid, just not from the person you want it to be from."
"My, my, my.  Look who woke up and put on her bitch boots this morning."
"You'll get laid, just maybe not by me."
"If I'm the cream in your coffee, then are you the Crown Royal in my Crown and Coke?"



solitudesmiles -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 9:09:41 PM)

"there are no stupid questions just stupid people"





Lumus -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 9:12:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ocilla

others look to me as a source of calcium


*gnaws a little on ocilla to whiten his teeth*



eratosservant -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 9:16:12 PM)

"You can come out of hiding now.  I've had my coffee."
"I'm jonesin for something sweet.  Can I eat you??"[:D]
"WTF?  Did you see that?  He just totally blazed past you, and you're just sitting here???  Aren't you going to chase him down and put him into the wall????"
"Maybe I'm not saying this right.  NO, I will not have sex with you... not now, not two minutes from now, not ever."  Pause.  "You'll do what?"  Pause  "When can you be here?"
"Freeze, this is a stick up.  Give me your credit card, hon, and you won't get hurt."



ocilla -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 9:35:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

quote:

ORIGINAL: ocilla

others look to me as a source of calcium


*gnaws a little on ocilla to whiten his teeth*



all you had to do was look - but since you gnawed with such uh linguistic mastery well you may do so whenever the mood strikes or your teeth need whitening


Shhhhh.......listen.......do you hear that????
That! [sm=ugh.gif] is the sound of hell about to break loose! [sm=trident.gif]



ocilla -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 9:36:06 PM)

Only if there's orange juice in the house...



ocilla -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 9:37:12 PM)

I'll be the butterfly....yall try to catch me!



ocilla -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 9:38:16 PM)

sleep is for those who are afriad to stay awake



HotFaerieMama -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 9:59:14 PM)

i want to rub vandalheart down with baby oil and fuck his brains out slowly...


beans cause gas

and the stars are evil.. they are plotting against me



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 10:05:05 PM)

I am at this point ready to tell my dominant maybe he's right maybe I should just go to the folsom fringe by myself. And if I do go by myself he forfits the right to have *any* say about what I do or what goes on.



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