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Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 4:58:57 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		I don't know if anyone else here hears the little voices, but occasionally, I do.  They pipe up with witty, strange, and/or inappropriate comments out of the blue, and they're hard to resist blurting out at times. 

So I thought I'd start blurting some burbles that bubble in the box above my babbler, for no reason other than fun.  Feel free to comment or throw in your own odd sayings that might not make sense elsewhere!

For example:

"I'd choke my chicken, but the eyes pop out."

or

"No, I didn't call you over to have sex, I blew my dog whistle."

or

"I have phone sex with you because it makes you look so much hotter."

...you get the idea.  Stuff you might have pop into your head as a knee-jerk reaction, or for no reason at all.  Wanna play?



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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 6:56:49 PM   
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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 7:00:53 PM   
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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 7:01:06 PM   
iammachine


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Status: offline 		I've got nothing. I was hoping brain food would help me with my studying for my calculus exam tomorrow.

Yes, I am temporarily thread jacking. Did you know that alligators like marshmallows?

They do.

Actually, they don't give a damn what they eat, just tossing marshmallows disturbs the water to get their attention, as I learned while on an airboat ride in the FL everglades a few years ago.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled banter.

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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 7:01:59 PM   
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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 8:41:23 PM   
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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 8:52:46 PM   
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"Inky binky bonkey.... daddy screwed the donkey."  (I know that was sick, but it popped into my head, and I just had to say it!!!)

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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 8:55:52 PM   
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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 9:01:54 PM   
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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 9:03:14 PM   
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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 9:06:28 PM   
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"Honey, I think your asshole is showing."  (Again, a real quote.  It's something that we say to our ole man when he's being an exceptional asshole.)
"Don't look so blue.  You're still getting laid, just not from the person you want it to be from."
"My, my, my.  Look who woke up and put on her bitch boots this morning."
"You'll get laid, just maybe not by me."
"If I'm the cream in your coffee, then are you the Crown Royal in my Crown and Coke?"

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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 9:09:41 PM   
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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 9:12:16 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ocilla

others look to me as a source of calcium


*gnaws a little on ocilla to whiten his teeth*


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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 9:16:12 PM   
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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 9:35:02 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

quote:

ORIGINAL: ocilla

others look to me as a source of calcium


*gnaws a little on ocilla to whiten his teeth*



all you had to do was look - but since you gnawed with such uh linguistic mastery well you may do so whenever the mood strikes or your teeth need whitening


Shhhhh.......listen.......do you hear that????
That!  is the sound of hell about to break loose!

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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 9:36:06 PM   
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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 9:37:12 PM   
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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 9:38:16 PM   
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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 9:59:14 PM   
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beans cause gas

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RE: Marshmallows are brain food. - 9/25/2007 10:05:05 PM   
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