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Carrianna -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/30/2007 4:22:04 PM)
Nudge or ring for breakfast?

BlackKnight -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/30/2007 4:23:27 PM)
how about you wake up with me sticking my cock up your ass?!?!?!?

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/30/2007 10:34:05 PM)
Here's your chance to see if you are better than your brother.

TankII7871 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 4:28:08 AM)
Ive always wondered if you were as good in bed as your sister and mother. Lets find out. Eric

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 4:30:35 AM)
Did you fart, cause you blew me away ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 4:32:02 AM)
hmmmm holy shit a talking muffin.......hey baby i like baked goods....oh lord that was bad

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 4:38:28 AM)
lol youre right that was terrible. but to continue with the bad stuff...... Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them ;pxxx

TankII7871 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 4:50:33 AM)
You know darlin you look just dumb enought to say yes, so ya wanta fuck? Eric

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 4:56:26 AM)
my Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 5:01:26 AM)
if i made the alphabet id put u and i together

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 5:05:09 AM)
awww thats so sweet and cheesy lol If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 5:06:48 AM)
rotflmao....oh thats good....... what do you want for breakfast....sausage or sausage

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 5:22:40 AM)
as long as my eggs are unfertilised, ill have anything youre just like milk.....i want to make you part of my complete breakfast ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 5:25:08 AM)
so dear did you just pee yourself or are you happy to see me?........rotflmao

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 5:29:31 AM)
lmao Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 5:33:15 AM)
lmao that reminds me of Im going to have you tonight anyway so you might as well be there to enjoy it.....

mnottertail -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 5:34:52 AM)
do you spank?

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 5:56:02 AM)
hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:03:49 AM)
the voices in my head said fuck her or cook her....which do you prefer?

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:08:49 AM)
pmsl put a fork in me i'm done [:D] That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!! ;pxxx

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