RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM

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scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:11:51 AM)
lmao that outfit would look so much better balled up on my floor.

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:14:48 AM)
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:19:14 AM)
hello little school girl im a little school boy (from full metal jacket)

mnottertail -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:20:22 AM)
I just met you and you are already about to cum.

dreamysubmale -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:25:28 AM)
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink? When you want something really bad and you close your eyes and wish for it; God's the guy who ignores you.

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:27:26 AM)
You're so hot, you're making my beer warm ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:29:03 AM)
wanna fuck? (aparently this is suppose to work one time out of a hundred....never been dumb enough to try lol)

mnottertail -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:30:56 AM)
I am not interested in fucking you, I just want to get to know you intimately.

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:31:45 AM)
If you were a pill I'd overdose ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:32:14 AM)
I dont care that my friends said your ugly....I like you

mnottertail -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:34:31 AM)
Stand up turn around and bend over, I want to see what you look like in the morning.

dreamysubmale -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:34:55 AM)
Are you busy tonite at 3am? When you want something really bad and you close your eyes and wish for it; God's the guy who ignores you.

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:35:38 AM)
you like to dance?.......well good go dance while i chat up your friend

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:38:59 AM)
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest guy on earth tonight ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:41:08 AM)
wow great legs....what time do they open?

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:43:33 AM)
lmao how bout never o'clock is never good for you? You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts ;pxxx

dreamysubmale -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:45:41 AM)
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:47:45 AM)
your butts like a beer keg, I'd like to tap that ass ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:50:04 AM)
lmao mmmmmm beer goggles

dreamysubmale -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:53:48 AM)
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... When you want something really bad and you close your eyes and wish for it; God's the guy who ignores you.

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