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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:07:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		Why would God need sexual organs for procreation when it can create things with its mind? Its thinking a tree, *a tree appears*. Its thinking a sexual playmate for FullCircle, *another tree appears* Damn you God!

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:11:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dont most people envision god as an old man with a white beard? If you ask 100 random people what they think god looks like...I bet you that at least 2/3rds will say "Old man, white beard."

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:14:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		this begs a deeper question: which sex has more power? male or female?

men have physical strength- and if it wasnt for moms would be brutes. woman can outwit a man 9 out of 10 times. but to be female is sorta like a 2nd class citezen. woman carry a huge load- possibly disporportionate.

men are more mobile- the hunt urge- where as woman are gatherers and mind the home turf.

in the animal world a mother will fight to the death for her cub, unlike the male

via custom, he can mean she..sorta like hey you guys can constist of woman.

finally- can a man talk to a woman w/o ogling their tits??

nope

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:14:53 AM   
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Dont most people envision god as an old man with a white beard? If you ask 100 random people what they think god looks like...I bet you that at least 2/3rds will say "Old man, white beard."


In African countries you’ll see images of a black Virgin Mary. People create idols in their own image not the other way around.

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:16:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		My poor, uneducated, simplistic FullCircle.  Still thinking that God creates things with his mind.  *Laughs.*  No, no!  This is not the case.

As any pseudophysist/religious-nut would tell you, creation itself is far more complex than that!  You see, first God has an IDEA.  Oddly enough, just about any idea makes him rather.. let's say, excited?  At any rate, his body, being able to flex in.. divine.. ways, bends about itself to insert his penis firmly into his ear.  There, he "fertilizes" his own idea with his.. "God seed".. to cause it into being.

Of course, I shouldn't be so rough on you.  Not everyone has my personal relationship with the Divine.  He talks to me.. and I talk back to him, every night before bed.  I know He exists, and that his Love will conquer all, for he is GOD.

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:21:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		You are my prophet Curious Lord I shall carve your image into some tablets to worship you and spread your wisdom to those unbelievers.

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:25:20 AM   
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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:27:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		You know i have no issue with people being atheists but that doesn't mean one has to go around ridiculing everyone who chooses to believe god exists.  Nor is it appealing to see something that people respect being denigrated and made fun of. It's tasteless, tedious, and i am tired of seeing it played out over and over again on the threads. Don't believe, that's your right, but leave the rest of us alone.  We don't want your ridicule or sarcasm. 

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:28:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		I was going to use an extra large tablet for that part. I've sent my slaves out to carve it from Mt. Kangchenjunga.

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:29:29 AM   
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You know i have no issue with people being atheists but that doesn't mean one has to go around ridiculing everyone who chooses to believe god exists.  Nor is it appealing to see something that people respect being denigrated and made fun of. It's tasteless, tedious, and i am tired of seeing it played out over and over again on the threads. Don't believe, that's your right, but leave the rest of us alone.  We don't want your ridicule or sarcasm. 



Because faith that can't stand any challenges is Twue Faith?

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:30:53 AM   
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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:32:25 AM   
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We don't want your ridicule or sarcasm. 


Who is we? 

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:33:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		The personal God has always puzzled me.  Is there a God beyond God? Beyond masculine and feminine?
 
 In my beliefs, there is the creator. Not male, female, nor even encompassing of gender.
Spirit in itself is believed to no longer have need for any physical attributes such as a body, or gender.

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:33:38 AM   
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Don't do that, it will just go to his head...


These days, anything that wants to go to my head has to get in line.

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:34:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		Its should be obvious to any that give it a moments thought that an anthropomorphic view of God is not viable.
Now I have told you that please think again and  try a little harder if you will 

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:35:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		People normally don't have to defend their faith.  You choose to believe or you don't. God offers no proof.  i don't say there is any proof, i don't have to have proof or offer any to believe. Maybe to some that makes me stupid. i really don't care.  The proof i need i cannot explain, and if i tried, you wouldn't understand. Pity for you. 

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:39:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		People can have whatever opinion they like about these things. I’m an agnostic so I wouldn’t rule out God existing as I can’t prove it one way or another. I find all religions invalid and that’s my opinion. What next can’t we joke about?

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:40:22 AM   
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You know i have no issue with people being atheists but that doesn't mean one has to go around ridiculing everyone who chooses to believe god exists.  Nor is it appealing to see something that people respect being denigrated and made fun of. It's tasteless, tedious, and i am tired of seeing it played out over and over again on the threads. Don't believe, that's your right, but leave the rest of us alone.  We don't want your ridicule or sarcasm. 


Please, I assure you, I'd tease people who believe that the world is flat; that witchcraft spells actually work; that they're, infact, Elvis; that aliens probe their anus on a biweekly basis; or, well, anything of the sort, really, the same way.

I know religious people don't like being teased.  Not many people do.  However, the idea of "respect" is often too confused.  Legally, we must "respect" a belief in the manner of acknowledging that the belief itself exists and that possessing the belief should not legally penalize the individual.

Would you make fun of a man who ran around all of the time spouting off that he was the greatest thing since sliced bread, that the universe, in fact, actually revolves around the gravitational center of his penis, and that all women secretly pleasure themselves to his image at every available instance of privacy?  (Actually, I think I just described domiguy, and I'm rather fond of him, but it is just a playful persona, or.. is it?.. so.. hum.. "Kif, we have a conudrum!")

But, please.  It's only human to make fun of intensely stupid things.


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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:43:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		Pahunkboy is an absolute idiot.  Can a man talk to a woman without oogling her tits? Yes! I do it all time, not all men are as stupid and pathetic as you Pahunkboy, real men think with their brains not their dicks. 

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RE: Is God a Woman? - 9/30/2007 11:46:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		LOL. im an idiot? okkkkkkk. have it your way. [tho] i have more phone numbers from this site then one would guess! and no I wont disclose those numbers to anyone else.

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