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joanus -> Random Rant (day2) (10/4/2007 8:18:15 AM)
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OK todays random rant is about something a little more serious, Racism. Thats right I'm going to tackle THAT issue.
Racism is an outdated idea from back when stupidity reined,and white people thought that the color of their skin made them smarter and more civil than everyone else, Pure BULLSHIT! As we enter an new era in the history of man one would think that such ideas would pass and beforgotten in the sands of time, but no the are still loads of NeoNazis every where. No place more so than America. America is the most racist place on earth. Doubt me? Well let me give you three examples that I encountered yeasterday here in the "heart land" of America.
Example 1
At approx. 11 o'clock I went to Walmart to purchuse my daily lunch; A BBQ rottisery chicken, a cup of instant ramen (Shimp favored), and a litter of Mountain Dew. Everything was going fine, my favorite girl was working the deli,(she knows I like the fresh chicken) the pop was on sale, and Ramen was 25 cents a cup. The only problem was that there had to be about a million people all trying to check out at the same time. So I had to stand in line for 20 minutes or so which was fine until I got up to the counter, where so dumbass hillbilly spent the next 30 minutes telling the cashier (who couldn't give a rats ass)and everyone else in earshot, about how Mexicans where destroying America because they can't speak english. This is a exupt from his little speach and I swear these are his exact words:(note: all misspellings and slang are me tryig to duplicate his rural speaking pattern)
"...this cuntray don't need no stankin beaners takein our jubs(yes jubs with a u not a o) and fukin our wuman. Damn mexeicans ain't even tryin to learn them selves sum english. How yer suppose to enjoy yer right ands constatutions with them sum of bitchs hayin and hollerin in spanglish. Fuckin Bush shoulda bomded that Mexico and learned them Spanish niggers ta stop tryin to take our jubs."
Now you dont have to be an English teacher to see whats wrong with that dialog. Now I too get a little irritated with the language barrier from time to time. But this asshole made me wait 30 minutes while he bought baby formula and diaper with food staps, and then beer and cigerettes with a 50 dollar bill from a wallet containing (from a quick glance) nearly 300 dollars cash. By then my chicken was cold, my pop was warm and my instant ramen was still instant ramen. This and his hipocritical grammar finally push my bottons a little too far and I might have gone a little crazy. I grabbed him buy his shirt collar and pulled him about six inches from my face.(I am not a big guy but I am strong) At that close distance I told him: (this is exactly what I said)
"Listen up Billybob. You are holding up the line and some of us, not you obviously, have jobs and are pressed for time. You shouldn't bitch and moan about how some else speaks english when you yourself can barley do it. The only reason they have jobs and you don't is because your a lazy idiot. If you stopped doing meth,(he reaked of it) fucking your sister and went back and finished the third grade you could become a decent person. Think about that while your sitting in your trailor, living off welfare that my taxes pay. And if I hear the worlds Git-R-Done from you I'll beat your ass to death with my cup of ramen."
This guy was your typical redneck, you know the kind. They look like Larry the cable guy just dirtier and a hell of a lot dumber(if thats possible). And like all typical rednecks he did the cowardly thing, grabbed his beer and cigerettes (the diapers and formula he left) and ran out the door screaming "fuck you queer" over his shoulder.
To the thunderous applause of all the other people he annoyed, I stromed back to the deli to replace my cold chicken and warm pop with warm chicken and cold. My instant ramen was still instant ramen.[:'(]
Example 2
On my way out of said Walmart, three more hillybillies in a rusted out old truck (Ford of course) who have been cruising the parking lot pulled up along side me. The driver ask me if I would go on a date with his friend(who was a guy). The other two snickered and called me "queerbait". Aparently where I live, if you bathe and shave daily, have any hair cut other than a buzz or a mullet, your minus a beer belly, and don't dress like you shop from Goodwill, your gay. I was too pissed off to come up with a clever comeback or think of something to say to freak them out. They desided it was best to lay rubber out of there when I leveled my gun (I carry a Rageing Bull 44. Magnum) at his window. I know it was a stupid egotistical macho bullshit thing to do, and I could have gotten into a lot of trouble for flashing my weapon in a public place(which I am only allowed to do when Im working and only if the situation calls for it) but the 'oh shit' look on their faces was worth it.
Example 3
Later about 12:00 I was getting hungry so I stopped at (ironicly) tacobell, to order some grande Qsadias and a Chalupa (Not sure if the spelling is right on those). I ended up waiting behind a couple of soldiers back from Iraq. Generally I respect Military men, my grandfather haveing taught the JSDF for over 20 years, but I do not respect American Soldiers having witnessed their work first hand. Watching a humvee full of America Troops raze a playground full of kids with a 50 cal. machine gun while screaming "kill the the ragheads" and then running the only survior over with their vehicle tends lose some support for the troops.(Note: the oldest kid was probably 6, and I doubt they hire terrorists at that age, I could be wrong but I dont think a jungle gym and a slide count as WMDs)
While waiting I had to endure these idiots talking about how many "sandniggers"(their word not mine) they killed, And from the way they talked (or lied) I couldn't belive there where any Arabs left in the middle east. After 5 minutes of listening to what sounded like bad scenes from a Arnold movie( I was in the middle east back in 05 & 06 when the worst fighting was going on and it wasn't that bad) my food arived and I hurried to my car to stuff my face. Why didn't I pull some macho shit with those to morons, maybe give them a good thrashing?(Yes I could have taken both of them as US marines are horrible fighters and I was trained by my grandpa) Personaly I was worn out from being pissed all day and I was hungry. Plus I don't think my Bond Enforcement status would have gotten me out of trouble.
.:|Off topic but; Ever go in to a tacobell and not see one mexican person working there? I mean come on the closest thing they had to a latino was a black guy who had memorized the menu. I at least wanna see a mexican guy mopping the john when I got to tacobell.|:.
So there you have it three examples of racism in evey day America,(Note: that was only three out of 23 examples I could have given from yesterday alone) and that was my rant for to day, sorry to get all serious on you. I am now going to go take a bath to calm down.
BTW for all of you who have noticed that I seem to eat alot thats because I have a metabolism disorder call Hypermetabolism where my body consumes and burns through fat and energy about 5x fast than a normal persons. This basicly means I can sit on the couch all day, eat twinkies and lose 2 lbs. Trust me its not as fun as it sounds.
Ja Mata
KitSune
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