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Random Rant (day 3)


I sent you fan mail
  0% (0)
I sent you hate mail
  6% (1)
I can't believe you got a fan thread
  20% (3)
I HATE YOU!
  6% (1)
Your cute.
  13% (2)
Lap dance please.
  26% (4)
WHEN WILL THE MADDNESS END?
  26% (4)


Total Votes : 15
(last vote on : 10/11/2007 9:22:50 AM)
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joanus -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 8:33:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Hmm guess you never can tell. I didn't have you down as someone who would sleep their way to the top.
Actually judging by the amount of adoring gals you have here, why haven't you?
 


I'm actually a nice guy? Yeah I know I come across as an arogent prick who thinks only of himself, but inspite of my upbringing (or maybe because of it) I use the rational side of my brain to make choices (instead of my penis) this usually leads to the "correct" choice which rarly ends with me getting laid. Also girls only think I'm cute. Girls also think puppies are cute, but they dont fuck puppies.




pseudopsychotic -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 8:35:14 AM)

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Also girls only think I'm cute. Girls also think puppies are cute, but they dont fuck puppies.


youtube begs to differ.
=D




missturbation -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 8:35:58 AM)

Now be nice to MissT, she is one of my favourite bitches.

Major twink [:)][:D][:)]
 
 




joanus -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 8:36:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pseudopsychotic

quote:

Also girls only think I'm cute. Girls also think puppies are cute, but they dont fuck puppies.


youtube begs to differ.
=D


Im not touching that one.




missturbation -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 8:37:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pseudopsychotic

quote:

Also girls only think I'm cute. Girls also think puppies are cute, but they dont fuck puppies.


youtube begs to differ.
=D


Gr8 minds think alike lol.
I was somewhere close to that [:D]




LaTigresse -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 8:39:16 AM)

And here I was just thinking........shock collar.




joanus -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 8:41:02 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

And here I was just thinking........shock collar.


That actually sounds fun




pseudopsychotic -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 8:44:29 AM)

quote:

Im not touching that one.


At least not without gloves.
quote:


Gr8 minds think alike lol.
I was somewhere close to that


Get your mind out of the gutter...It's blocking my view.





joanus -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 8:55:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pseudopsychotic


Get your mind out of the gutter...It's blocking my view.




Now now there's room for all of us.




missturbation -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 8:57:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

And here I was just thinking........shock collar.


Can i watch and giggle please?




pseudopsychotic -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 9:02:16 AM)

quote:

Now now there's room for all of us.


Look whos keeping the peace.

quote:

Can i watch and giggle please?


Ohoh me too me too.
I'll hold the recordibles.
Are you ready for your close up Mister Joanus?




joanus -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 9:03:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: pseudopsychotic

Ohoh me too me too.
I'll hold the recordibles.
Are you ready for your close up Mister Joanus?

Im not an old man so dont call me Mister.




pseudopsychotic -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 9:05:20 AM)

quote:

Im not an old man so dont call me Mister.


Alright, don't get your skivies in a bunch, you young whiper snapper.




chellekitty -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 9:16:29 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: joanus

quote:

ORIGINAL: chellekitty

do you turn green too?

apparently i am feeling really toppy today...cause now all i can think about is poking you with a knife, joanus....no blood drawing...just poking...poke poke...poke poke....


Just keep it above the waist line babe.

well yes thats where i wanted to start....i was thinking right where that hollow is in your picture...that the trapezius creates...mmmm...we'll negotiate the rest later....

quote:


Ach no I'm not proud of getting chucked out of college, but then again I wasn't  exactly heartbroken to leave. Lesson here never write a paper comparing a major religion to bad politics.


what kind of fuckwit school were you going to that you kicked you out for your opinion? heck i wrote a paper on D/s for a class and got an A on it...got an A in the class....




joanus -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 9:34:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: chellekitty


well yes thats where i wanted to start....i was thinking right where that hollow is in your picture...that the trapezius creates...mmmm...we'll negotiate the rest later....

what kind of fuckwit school were you going to that you kicked you out for your opinion? heck i wrote a paper on D/s for a class and got an A on it...got an A in the class....



What hollow?

It was Cincinnati Christian College (I got a scholar ship cause of my studies in religion) and I wrote a bunch of papers that showed the nastier side of their beliefs. One paper was about how the Christian god is not this loving benevolent force, but an evil malevolent psycho with a serious inferiority complex. (Read the Old Testament that guy was Nucking Futs) Then I wrote a paper titled “Christianity or Communism” where I simply explained how instead of reading and interpreting the scriptures themselves Christians blindly believe and follow what ever their local priest tells them and if they venture out side those conformities it is call blasphemy. Basically Christians are not taught what to believe but how to believe. They where fine with me writing the papers they just didn’t like me publishing them so that the public could read them. Since in each paper I included about 30 to 40 unmistakable facts/examples to support my claims, they decided to get rid of me rather than to fight a losing battle.




trappedinamuseum -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 9:43:53 AM)

I take it you don't belong to the Christian Reformed Church?




joanus -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 9:48:22 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

I take it you don't belong to the Christian Reformed Church?


Hells No! I was rasied by my Grandparents. My grandpa was Taoist and my granmother, before she died was Shintoist. So how am I suppose to fit in with that crowd?




chellekitty -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 9:48:31 AM)

look up the definition of hollow...figure out where your trapezius is, and where it would affect your appearance on the front of your body then look at your picture...that hollow....actually there are two....one on each side...

and thats your problem...public school and pell grants for me....




joanus -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 9:50:43 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: chellekitty

look up the definition of hollow...figure out where your trapezius is, and where it would affect your appearance on the front of your body then look at your picture...that hollow....actually there are two....one on each side...

and thats your problem...public school and pell grants for me....



Oops I gotta stop skiming these posts.
Warining: Speed reading Self Help books are dangerous




chellekitty -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 9:51:14 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: joanus

quote:

ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

I take it you don't belong to the Christian Reformed Church?


Hells No! I was rasied by my Grandparents. My grandpa was Taoist and my granmother, before she died was Shintoist. So how am I suppose to fit in with that crowd?


well thats rather prejudice of you...

my father is a non-practicing catholic, whatever that means, my mother is a mahayana buddhist who does shamanistic rituals...

i attend a methodist church and identify as an eclectic christian mystic...




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