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I take it you don't belong to the Christian Reformed Church?

Hells No! I was rasied by my Grandparents. My grandpa was Taoist and my granmother, before she died was Shintoist. So how am I suppose to fit in with that crowd?

well thats rather prejudice of you...

my father is a non-practicing catholic, whatever that means, my mother is a mahayana buddhist who does shamanistic rituals...

i attend a methodist church and identify as an eclectic christian mystic...

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ORIGINAL: joanus


Q: As an Ex-Chippendale’s dancer are you available for private lap dances? (4 mails)
A: No. the key word here is Ex, plus I hate having to shave my legs, chest, pits, etc.

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Q: As an Ex-Chippendale’s dancer are you available for private lap dances? (4 mails)
A: No. the key word here is Ex, plus I hate having to shave my legs, chest, pits, etc.

DAMN ...there goes your opportunity of making some money for my private party next year.

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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

who's going to notice?

there will be too many drunk, horny and debauched women to even notice you can't shake your groove thang.

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ORIGINAL: joanus
Christianity like most western religion, believe in praying to a god in hope that they make the world a better place. Being raised around eastern religion I believe in bettering my self before helping to better the world.
This is Man's world the only thing that can change it are the hands of Man.
(I use this in the genral context meaning all mankind, so Im not leaveing women out here.)

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you are still being closed minded and prejudice but i will chalk it up to ignorance...if my church were not about better ourselves, as individuals and the helping to better the community first and then the world,..i would not attend it...

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Q: As an Ex-Chippendale’s dancer are you available for private lap dances? (4 mails)
A: No. the key word here is Ex, plus I hate having to shave my legs, chest, pits, etc.

DAMN ...there goes your opportunity of making some money for my private party next year.

Well I didn't say I wouldn't don the thong again. To be honest I was probably the worst male stipper in history. I'm shy and I can't dance I have two left feet and they both think their right.

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ORIGINAL: chellekitty

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

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ORIGINAL: joanus

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ORIGINAL: joanus


Q: As an Ex-Chippendale’s dancer are you available for private lap dances? (4 mails)
A: No. the key word here is Ex, plus I hate having to shave my legs, chest, pits, etc.

DAMN ...there goes your opportunity of making some money for my private party next year.

Well I didn't say I wouldn't don the thong again. To be honest I was probably the worst male stipper in history. I'm shy and I can't dance I have two left feet and they both think their right.

Joanus, you are definitely a cute little bundle of contradictions.  A Chipendale dancer who can't dance, an English major who can't spell, and an advocate against racial bias who insults other races, religions and ignorances.  I'm looking forward to days 4 through infinity.  Very amusing stuff.  Thanks for sharing.

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I don’t know why you like to come across as you do. But I suspect it was because you either weren’t hugged enough or beaten enough as a child. (Personally I think it’s the latter) [:'(]
But for what ever reason I get under your skin, I will gladly do it again and again, as it seems to be my purpose in life. My rants are simply to show people their lack of commonsense. For those who don’t lack in that department (and there are very few of them) I merely wish a consensus of mutual opinions. In reality, a realm that must be quite alien to you, these rants are for me and those of a higher persuasion.
You are only here to nit pick and try to start trouble. People like that are a dime a dozen and I really don’t give a flying monkey’s ass, about their low brow ways of thinking.

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Wow!!! How enlightening!!!  I never thought till this moment of just how self indulgent our celebrities can be!!!!  I can see you possess a tremendous insight and a keen wit...You are the first person I have ever known to have the stones to criticize what we as Americans hold near and dear....What a hoot!!!  It never occurred to me until this moment what a bunch of narcissistic fucks most celebrities truly are...Thank you joanus,  Job well done!!! I cannot wait for your next illuminating rant!.......People that are overweight that eat fast food? 

How an intelligent guy with such a handle on the common sense barometer ends up dancing for dollars or now fancies himself to be the next...""Dancer"...The Bounty Hunter"....Hmmmmm...Can't help but make one question the source of such "thought provoking" rants.  It's apparent that your tremendous grasp of utilizing "common sense" has paid tremendous dividends.  I hope that it serves you as well in the future as it has in the past.

Dude the Simsons have done everything so nothing anyone posts will be new. Get over it and move on.
And thanks for ruining Mondays rant for every one. Just kidding I have no idea what im going to rant about monday.

If you had gone to college your self you would know how much money it requires. Also I live in the whore's vagina of the world, aka america, jobs are far and few between. (Why is america called the Whore's Vigina of the world? Cause its full of dicks...and some other things I'd rather not think about) But since I have pride I'm not going to lay down and take Welfare and food stamps like some Jerry Springer reject.
I'm not a bounty hunter, I'm a BEO. The differance? I'm not an ex-con, and my badge is lagitamate. Sadly I send more time cleaning puke out of my back seat than shooting people.(I hate bringing in drunks)
Dont question anything as I'm not sure your tiny brain can handle it. Now if your done trying to compensate for you short "comings" (you know what I mean) I bid you good day sir.

He who laughs last, didn't get the joke.

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thanks for the Joanus fan thread LadyEllen