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SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 12:27:01 PM)
not sure if this was negotiated into it but if you do get caught and there isn't a warrant served for search and seizure there could be a possible out on being found guilty. [:D]

mnottertail -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 12:29:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail do you do the checkbook? Yes, I do. Got an idea for me??? :) keep an alternate register and slowly over a period of so much time deduct money from what the real running total is.....embezzlement. Ron

BitaTruble -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 12:31:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse What are some of his favourite things that are visible yet might not be missed immediately.....something that sits out in the open like a trophy or a piece of artwork? A classic car that rarely gets driven, motorcycle that is rarely ridden, etc. His Hot Wheels collection which is in a huge display case that he walks by several times a day. He's got some pieces which are very valuable and I don't think he'd notice they were missing unless he actually stopped to look which would tie in to his having to be observant to catch me. But, I also think that 'he' would think that's the first thing I would think of and so he'd be checking it! And, well, it was the first thing I thought of so, there ya go. ::laughs:: He's got some collectible artwork, but I don't think I would have a hiding place for it, the pieces are too big and there's a possibility of accidental damage. Oh, and I have to share this.. he couldn't find his glasses and thought I stole them for my felony! lol.. This is going to be soooo much fun. Celeste

BitaTruble -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 12:34:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck not sure if this was negotiated into it but if you do get caught and there isn't a warrant served for search and seizure there could be a possible out on being found guilty. [:D] Yup, we did negotiate that he has to have a search warrent and if he forgets, I'll get off on a technicality. I'm not reminding him of that one just in case I need to use it! ::laughs:: Celeste

LaTigresse -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 12:35:14 PM)
Well I am thinking felony which I believe has to be a certain dollar value, though I could be wrong, which is why I was going for the big stuff.

BitaTruble -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 12:35:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail keep an alternate register and slowly over a period of so much time deduct money from what the real running total is.....embezzlement. Ron This is good. Really good! I could do a lot of damage in 30 days.

LaTigresse -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 12:36:47 PM)
Let me know if you need a sidekick.......I can spend like you would not believe!! Does the chocolatier need any more kitchen items?

mnottertail -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 12:37:32 PM)
well, you can go get a hotwheels at the flea and replace his with it........ hell. lose his favorite underwear........(you might want to link crimes somehow) so you are caught at the lesser and are unobserved at the greater. Say he doesn't like onions (other dietary problems aside for the mo) get and grate the shit out of a little in some dish, r leave a little of the onionpaper (a smidgen on the floor) you are busted for not sweeping properly and while straining at the gnat, he is swallowing an onion of a camel. But he should have caught you by taste or by deductive logic with the evidence. ArtForger and Thief, MasterCatBurglar

LaTigresse -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 12:39:52 PM)
God I love evil, devious minds.... The replacing of the HotWheels.....good one!

BitaTruble -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 12:46:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Let me know if you need a sidekick.......I can spend like you would not believe!! Does the chocolatier need any more kitchen items? Always, but, I'd probably need another kitchen to put them in. Mine's stuffed to the rafters! I just read the link that Ron had in one of the other posts to espionage and bells and whistles started going off for me. Rather than robbery, I'm now leaning towards spying because I think I could get away with it and that I'd be really damn good at it but embezzlement is still on one of my front burners as well. I just like that whole word though.. Espionage! Gives me a little shiver! ::laughs:: Celeste

LaTigresse -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 1:01:14 PM)
OH OH OH.....what about getting an external hard drive and moving computer files.......harmless but also along the spying espionage line........something along that line

BitaTruble -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 1:03:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse OH OH OH.....what about getting an external hard drive and moving computer files.......harmless but also along the spying espionage line........something along that line omg! Yes! I already have a flash pen.. this would be a piece of CAKE (chocolate cake to boot!) GREAT idea! ~smooch~ Celeste

mnottertail -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 1:05:07 PM)
are you mechanical in nature? cause you could slip out the hard drive, replace it with a junkster and simulate a computer crash, a bad one. Ron

BitaTruble -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 1:09:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail are you mechanical in nature? cause you could slip out the hard drive, replace it with a junkster and simulate a computer crash, a bad one. Ron He uses it for work and is on it all day long. It would be very difficult to accomplish. I was planning on doing the crime while he was out of town unless it's something I can do quickly when he's upstairs watching his British comedies or something. When he's out of town, the 'puter goes with him.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 1:11:44 PM)
LaT beat me to it. I was going to say wipe out his computer files. He would never know if it was you or a virus. Just hide the external drive in a very safe place.

sweetNsmartBBW -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 1:11:45 PM)
Hi Celeste....how about buying a cheap matchbox look-alike to take the place of one of the more valuable cars? He'd really have to be scrutinizing the collection if all He does is a quick check to make sure all are accounted for....

mnottertail -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 1:14:11 PM)
loosen the shit out of the cable coming into the TV, so his British Comedies get fuzzy and the TV goes on the blink .........I wouldn't fuck with a work computer.......that could be real bad gamboo........no longer funny. Ron

BitaTruble -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 1:34:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail loosen the shit out of the cable coming into the TV, so his British Comedies get fuzzy and the TV goes on the blink .........I wouldn't fuck with a work computer.......that could be real bad gamboo........no longer funny. Ron Oh.. sabotage! I like that too.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 1:38:02 PM)
Do you know anyone that could fake the artwork in the time limitation and store the original somewhere safe for 30 days? If you replaced on the very last day of the time limit that would give him 30 days to discover. The art would still be in place and he would have to have it appraised in order to determine it isn't the original.

mnottertail -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 1:38:51 PM)
Do you know which wire on the car is the coil wire? You could unhook it. Or let air out of a tire so it is low---- But you want to be careful so that you don't cause him to miss work or ruin the tire, I should think.....a weekend project. Ron

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