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NorthernGent -> RE: Wanted: Criminal Minds (10/9/2007 1:57:50 PM)
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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble
Himself and I are planning a mock trial (maybe.. hehe). I'm looking for some creative/imaginative 'crimes'. Here's the scoop.
I have 30 days to commit my 'crime'. It has to be a felony of some sort and it has to be obvious to the observant. (Himself has an extensive Mickey Mantle collection but he rarely checks it as it's all put away, so it wouldn't be 'obvious' if I robbed him of it. I could rob him of his chain mail tools, but he uses those every day so wouldn't have to be observant to know I had robbed him.)
Once I commit my crime, Himself has 30 days to catch me. If he fails to catch me or notice that a crime has taken place, I'm off the hook and the statute of limitations will have run out. If I get away with the first crime, I get to commit another one. I am to be rewarded by every successful crime I commit. [:D] If, however, he catches me, then I'll be put on trial. No jury here, he'll be the judge, but I will be allowed to defend myself and it's his job to 'prove' that I'm guilty. I'm allowed to recruit accomplices if I desire.
So, what I'm looking for are felonies that I can commit. I'm leaning towards some sort of robbery crime, but haven't ruled out grand theft auto (of the collectible Hot Wheels variety). If he catches me, he has to issue himself a subpeona and can search my person and possessions (purses, coat pockets etc) to seek out evidence to use against me. If convicted, then I have to suffer the consequences of my crime. I'm not planning on getting caught. [;)]
So, are there any criminally minded characters out there that can help me out?
Oh, I've discarded the idea of kidnapping him because that's going to get me caught for sure! I loved the idea, but I want that reward and I'd really like 'not' to get caught at my crimes.
Himself has agreed not to read this thread, so feel free to throw out any ideas. I'd appreciate them plus, if I use an idea from one of you, I can claim you're the brains behind the operation and maybe that will lessen my sentence if I get caught. [;)]
Celeste
PS: Even a list of felonies would be helpful since I'm not really 'up' on what is or is not a felony! ::laughs::
Steal a friend's identity......take her passport/bank card or something similar. For the needs to be obvious part, invite another friend (the accomplice) 'round while your partner is in the room, and every now and again she calls you by your other friend's name......and redeems herself with "errrm, I mean BitaTrouble, I've got xxxx on the brain, just been 'round her house etc".
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Forgery. Practice his signature. Exchange a letter/document signed by him with your own typed version (word for word). But you sign the letter and leave it somewhere he'll see it. It should be obvious to him that it's not his...if he studies it. 'Not your fault if he doesn't spend his waking moments studying his past signatures.....what sort of detective is he?!
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Coax a robber into your home...something along the lines of putting a sign in the street to the effect "we've got shit loads of money under the floor boards and we never lock the doors". When the robber enters your home, shoot him and frame one of your neighbours.....creeping into a neighbour's home before the event to take a few hairs and fingerprints will be useful. It will be obvious you've done it when it turns out that the neighbour has been in Spain for the last 3 months.
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