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Neala -> Hello officer (10/10/2007 11:07:51 AM)

So, I was a playin' last night...with alcohol in my system (and I must say, both my partner and I are still among the living) and I guess, apparently I got incredibly loud. The windows were open, granted. So, the coppers come in with hands on their guns. They say they have gotten many calls about my screaming. Whoops. There are two cops, and one talks to me while the other talks to my current play partner. I tell him that everything is fine and I agreed to everything. Mind you, D (my play partner) is the one who has all the scratches and bite marks on him. I have a small mark on my neck but nothing more (really, I was the bottom). So, the cops share a hearty laugh and I'm blushing crimson. They end up leaving with the words "Well, why don't ya just close the windows from now on?" Wow, that's a night to remember. So kiddies, I was curious if anyone else had this same expereince? Have you ever had the coppers called on you during the middle of a scene or just some mind blowing sex romps? I can't wait to see the responces!



mistoferin -> RE: Hello officer (10/10/2007 11:32:21 AM)

Actually, yes I have. It was our first night in a new apartment.  We had gotten the keys that evening and decided to wait until the next day to start moving stuff in. We didn't have anything but some bedding, some munchies and a radio. His toybag was in the trunk of the car because we had been to an event the day previously so...... We didn't have any windows open but we didn't take into consideration how sound echoes in an empty apartment. Well, the lady upstairs was concerned and called the cops. Not sure who was more embarassed, them or me, when I answered the door with a sheet wrapped around me. The lady upstairs was blushing pretty heavily the next morning too when I saw her in the hall.



Tigrita -> RE: Hello officer (10/10/2007 11:44:25 AM)

Haha, that is great! I can get reeeeally loud, so it will probaly happen at some point, but hasn't yet, the places I've played have been private enough. I actually had a pretty intense dream/fantasy about that happening, and offering the officer some 'encouragement' to look the other way rather than charge for disturbing the peace or domestic abuse etc.

Not legal or noise related, but a close call I had just yesterday that I can't resist sharing: I took my laptop in to get looked at since it has been wigging out. Thy guy was testing different kinds of applications to see what worked and didn't and opened a folder of my pics without asking first! This is a brand new computer and I have only 4 picture folders, all from a day with Stephan. The one he hit was the only one that wasn't chock full of really naughty BDSM pics! Wow, that was close.



Gwynvyd -> RE: Hello officer (10/10/2007 3:00:06 PM)

Hehehe I have had it from both sides...  both when I was a sub at 15 with an older Master < can we say scary! > and as an officer.
I usualy told them that is what a ball gag is for wink, turn and leave.

Gwyn




PsyVamp -> RE: Hello officer (10/10/2007 5:43:26 PM)

Fortunately, (or unfortunately? ;) ) I have never had the experience of an officer interrupting my playing, or romping or anything else.  Most heavy playing is done in a dungeon (for me) as I have UM's at home more often than not.

~Psy.. .who absolutely adores officers - they have their own cuffs...lol



Neala -> RE: Hello officer (10/10/2007 9:23:28 PM)

Tigrita,

I'm sure those computer folk see crazy pictures all the time. However, that is a stroke of luck that you avoided that whole awkward situation.


Gwyn,

LOL! Now, that's an awesome story. Did it happen often that you bumped into the kinky couples?




Gwynvyd -> RE: Hello officer (10/10/2007 9:59:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Neala

Tigrita,

I'm sure those computer folk see crazy pictures all the time. However, that is a stroke of luck that you avoided that whole awkward situation.


Gwyn,

LOL! Now, that's an awesome story. Did it happen often that you bumped into the kinky couples?



often enough.. normaly it was guys wanking, and looking out thier window for attention, or horny teenagers.. but sometimes you would get some interesting ones.

I have had to explain to the nice officers no, he wasnt tring to kill me, yes.. I know it sounded that way.. I am fine.. yes those are marks.. but he has a set of his own.. yes it is all consentual.. look at the shit eating grin on his face officer.

I even had a buddy on the force fake pull me over one night and get a fantasy of mine checked off my list. Ya know the hood to the cruisers heats up alot driving around.. yeowch. But damn that was hot. This was before every one was mounted with a dash camera.

Gwyn,
who still loves a man in uniform.

editied for grammar.



Tigrita -> RE: Hello officer (10/10/2007 10:51:47 PM)

Niiiiiiice!




came4U -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 4:36:50 AM)

I got a lil loud in moanin', not the first time, but not at an appropriate place or time.

Daytime, a motel quickie, except he had to stop and pack it up. I promised to behave and stop the moans but he didn't believe me. Pfttt. [:(]

He was an offduty cop and didn't want to have to face other cops at the door.




Gwynvyd -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 6:57:09 AM)

Tell you what, folks wh are in emergancy services, fire department or police departments tend to have the most twisted senses of humor.. and to be the kinkiest folks around. Most of my buddies are of those groups.

It is partly due to being in situations where you see some awful shit.. and being in life and death situations where life is so much more precious. I think you try to live life more fully.. and being as kinky as possible is usualy part of that. *Big Smile*

Gwyn



chathamvahere -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 7:39:20 AM)

One of our first subs, (she was young) 19 anyway she started screaming high pitched and loud, we honestly thought the cops were going to show up any minute, (but it was so musical we did not gag her), honestly we were just warming her up:) it made for an interesting evening to say the least:) (one of many) but for some reason our nosey neighbor never called the cops:) I wonder what she thought about her neighbors hahaha:)



Alumbrado -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 7:44:18 AM)

I've gone out the front door in the morning to find a note from the neighbors threatening to call the police over the screams from an open upstairs window.



YesMistressIrish -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 7:51:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

Tell you what, folks wh are in emergancy services, fire department or police departments tend to have the most twisted senses of humor.. and to be the kinkiest folks around. Most of my buddies are of those groups.

It is partly due to being in situations where you see some awful shit.. and being in life and death situations where life is so much more precious. I think you try to live life more fully.. and being as kinky as possible is usualy part of that. *Big Smile*

Gwyn


Gwyn,

I have noticed the same thing and always seem to connect well with cops and firemen.

I almost married one Sheriff, but he wasn't quite kinky enough for me. Some of them can be very closed-down. I prefer people that like to open up, of course.

Irish



worththeeffort -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 8:36:34 AM)

i've thus far managed to avoid the cops being called on me, but i have had "helpful" neighbours pop by to make sure i'm ok. How do you explain to a woman who's known you since you were 5 why you've been screaming for the past hour? "Ummm there was a spider?" Probably would have been more convincing if i'd been wearing more than the towel i hastily wrapped around myself. .hehehehe

~kitty



LadyPact -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 9:14:50 AM)

It's happened to Me.  In Auburn AL to be exact.  I was in the middle of flogging someone with about two dozen spectators when a "knock, knock" was heard on the door.



junecleaver -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 11:31:54 AM)

I have been stopped while giving some good old fashioned road head.  Now that was humiliating.  The police officer had a smug grin and we could tell he was just bored out of his mind that night.  He harassed the guy I was with a little bit, but never said a word to me.  I wanted to punch him, lol



DryFist -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 11:36:35 AM)

You're spot on, Gwyn!
quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd
Tell you what, folks wh are in emergancy services, fire department or police departments tend to have the most twisted senses of humor.. and to be the kinkiest folks around. Most of my buddies are of those groups.
It is partly due to being in situations where you see some awful shit.. and being in life and death situations where life is so much more precious. I think you try to live life more fully.. and being as kinky as possible is usualy part of that. *Big Smile*
Gwyn



FMFMarine308 -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 5:07:57 PM)

We cops tend to be more than understanding when it comes to this kind of stuff. As long as everything is consensual and can be explained in the right terms; than who are we to say anything.

As far as a story goes about 2 months ago I was just starting my career and was just assigned my FTO (Field Training Officer) we get hit out for a disturbance call at one of those rent by the hour motels, I never really knew they even existed; just thought it was a movie type of thing. We get there and I go up and knock on the door, no answer, knock again, and all we start to hear is screaming, look in the window and some guy is getting beat up by a girl, we end up taking the door, and low and behold it turns out to be them just in the middle of a scene and they never heard anything. Well damn now I have to replace a door out of my first paycheck, get back to the car and all we hear are screams again, and its not the same two people cause they are in the middle of talking to the manager, go up to door and still hear screams like someone is being murdered inside, take the door, ends up being the same, people in the middle of a scene.

Moral of the story, dont take doors unless you have to, they get kinda expensive $ 174 a piece. Needless to say we now have a policy at that motel to get the keys first



LdyScarletDomina -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 5:45:26 PM)

Gwyn I ADORE you LOL

I had an interesting experience about 3 years ago.  I was with a play toy boy of mine.  I had him cuffed to the bed and was about to start torturing him when I started to have one of my very rare seizures.  (rare enough that I haven't had one since)  I and use cuffs because during the aura when I"m semi functional i can manipulate a key enough to unlock them.  I was able to unlock one cuff and the key broke.  So now I'm on the floor with my boy still cuffed by one hand to the bed.  He was able to phone 911 and a very young pair of policemen responded.  I must say they were fairly professional even though I was naked on the floor and my boy was cuffed and blushing on the bed. 

Last year I met a very attractive young man on . . .here of all places.  We went to dinner and we're very interested in each other when suddenly I realized I knew this boy.  LOL It was one of my 2 officer rescuers.  LOL I learned the value of a night stick that night. LOL

Lady Scarlet



mischievousone -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 7:26:44 PM)

Gwyn, I think you just helped me figure some things about myself out.....  I used to work for Central Dispatch!  Loved the job, hated the hours!



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