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cautiousiasub -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/19/2007 1:52:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NLitendLady You definitely misled the poor man and feminizing him? hmmmm If you were a sub I'd be finding your Master and suggesting some punishment for misrepresentation. Maybe take away your favorite activities lol. And you're trying to say you're NOT sadistic???? Be nice, now....what He doesnt' know doesn't hurt, well...me. [:D] You need to tell the poor guy you lied and give him a chance to pursue an actual sub submissive instead of a Domme/switch/sub. Let him decide which way he wants to go. Before that tho are you wanting to be sub, switch or Domme? It seems to me he's uncertain which way he wants to go. Did he enjoy what you were doing or protest? Maybe he wants this more submissive feminized roll. Tell him the truth and let him decide for himself what he wants. Then RESPECT his wishes. Ahhh, thank you Kinky Abby. Now for my next question. I have a friend who is threatening to tell my Master of my misbehavior. I simply cannot allow this to happen. What should I do to prevent this from happening? Sadly she would know exactly what to suggest for punishment. On another note, I fear I have hijacked your thread for my own personal agenda, would you like it back?

NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/19/2007 2:20:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cautiousiasub quote: ORIGINAL: NLitendLady No telling secrets now lol. You'll make people think I could be sadistic. OR is it maybe just maybe you think I would just be very good at anything I decide to do? Ummm, both? You have to remember, I've known you for a while now. I very much think you would be very good at anything you decide to do. You are just that stubborn (I mean that in a good way). That being said, I also strongly believe that you could be sadistic...now, why on Earth would I think that??????? Must be that little voice in my head that I borrow from you from time to time. Do you want it back yet, or can I keep it until tomorrow to help me with my homework? I'll take that as a compliment and say thank you. You can borrow that voice for a few more days. I may need it back someday. The others are getting lonely.

seeksfemslave -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/19/2007 3:16:35 PM)
Dear Kinky Abby I luv you madly What shall I do. I am marrying that nasty policewomen tomorrow the 20th Oct Please help me . seeks adding: if Iowa really exists I think I might be able to find my way there to meet you I just know you like me. Is it near Alabama ? This is fate Abby, bigger than both of us. Let us accept our destiny come what may.

NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/19/2007 3:16:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cautiousiasub quote: ORIGINAL: NLitendLady You definitely misled the poor man and feminizing him? hmmmm If you were a sub I'd be finding your Master and suggesting some punishment for misrepresentation. Maybe take away your favorite activities lol. And you're trying to say you're NOT sadistic???? Be nice, now....what He doesnt' know doesn't hurt, well...me. [:D] You need to tell the poor guy you lied and give him a chance to pursue an actual sub submissive instead of a Domme/switch/sub. Let him decide which way he wants to go. Before that tho are you wanting to be sub, switch or Domme? It seems to me he's uncertain which way he wants to go. Did he enjoy what you were doing or protest? Maybe he wants this more submissive feminized roll. Tell him the truth and let him decide for himself what he wants. Then RESPECT his wishes. Ahhh, thank you Kinky Abby. Now for my next question. I have a friend who is threatening to tell my Master of my misbehavior. I simply cannot allow this to happen. What should I do to prevent this from happening? Sadly she would know exactly what to suggest for punishment. On another note, I fear I have hijacked your thread for my own personal agenda, would you like it back? As for your Master, does he know you are a closet Domme out chasing males? I suggest just letting this one go and staying with your Master, unless of course you truly want to be Domme. If you let this guy go back to his life, you should be fine. Oh YES she does know exactly what to suggest for punishment and still has his phone number lol. Would she honestly do that tho if you are making every effort to rectify this situation? (she won't) The hijacking should be ended. The hostage situation is resolved lol.

cautiousiasub -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/19/2007 4:35:02 PM)
LMAO...I think me being Domme was just a phase, I am truly a sub at heart. Thank you, kinky Abbey for such wonderful advice. No, I really don't think my friend would go to such extremes knowing I am recitfying the situation. She is, after all, a good friend that would only do that as a truly last resort. No more hijacking (tonight, anyway), I promise.

NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/19/2007 6:52:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave Dear Kinky Abby I luv you madly What shall I do. I am marrying that nasty policewomen tomorrow the 20th Oct Please help me . seeks adding: if Iowa really exists I think I might be able to find my way there to meet you I just know you like me. Is it near Alabama ? This is fate Abby, bigger than both of us. Let us accept our destiny come what may. Are you saying you don't want to marry her? If so dont go to the ceremony. You love me madly? Mad would be a good word for anyone who fell for me lol. I do like you Seeks. Iowa does exist. It's near Kansas which somehow can get you to Oz but that's a different story. Iowa is near Alabama in it's on the same continent and in the same country. You need to go north a few hundred miles and west a few hundred as well. If fate is bigger than both of us, you'll not marry her. You'll find your way to Iowa and we'll fall madly in love. That is, if that is what fate has in store. If not, you'll be a policewoman's "lady" and I'll continue being my submissive self. You know sadly some things are not meant to be...... but no matter what happens, you will always hold a special place in my heart..............

Silvar -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/20/2007 7:59:38 AM)
Dear Kinky Abby, As of this writing, my sub finally left me alone in my cage after getting a phone call and said that she needs to go, while leaving her favorite anal plug in her dom (me) and the key several feet away. After rolling the cage across my living room floor to reach the cage, I figured out that my sub was being submissive to another dom. I'm quite glad to no longer take those pills, and finally get a hair cut after a month of trying to dom her. Now that I've read your message and figured out what she was doing, I can only hope that her dom is getting the same treatment. After that event, I figured that since I fell for the unamed sub's trick that I must be a sub as well. Back at the bar, I met a dom woman this time who brought me to her place, since I'm having my entire house remodeled and have trash cans sitting in my living room that is supposed to hold all my stuff that I pitched awhile ago. She said that she gets in the mood of domination if I start by flogging and using her favorite fruit (cucumber) to tease her to the point of begging. Afterwards she humped a pillow like a deranged chiwawa and said that this session is complete, and left me out in the streets with a confused look on my face and little satisfaction. I'm confused now Abby, is a dom really a dom, or is a sub really a sub? I'm getting mixed messages in real life experiences on what a sub is along with what a dom should do. Any clarification would be greatly appreciated. Thank you!* -Silvar (Cautiousiasub: No worries hun, glad you liked the question, and I love* how you re-worded the story to make you the "sub". Gawd this is too damn funny...)

cautiousiasub -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/20/2007 10:06:43 AM)
OMG...a deranged chihuahua??? Oh, what a picture in my head.In retrospect, I should have taken that key with me. I knew I should have shut that damn cell phone off so we wouldn't get interrupted. [;)]

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/20/2007 10:22:47 AM)
MY mom had Chihuahuas for years and they were holy terror, tearing up every thing in the house and ankle bitters of the worst degree,WE have a mini Pom Dom 3 pounds and queen of the house...WE have a 100 pound protection dog and MS TIFFANY keeps him in check mate...

NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/20/2007 10:56:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Silvar Dear Kinky Abby, As of this writing, my sub finally left me alone in my cage after getting a phone call and said that she needs to go, while leaving her favorite anal plug in her dom (me) and the key several feet away. After rolling the cage across my living room floor to reach the cage, I figured out that my sub was being submissive to another dom. I'm quite glad to no longer take those pills, and finally get a hair cut after a month of trying to dom her. Now that I've read your message and figured out what she was doing, I can only hope that her dom is getting the same treatment. After that event, I figured that since I fell for the unamed sub's trick that I must be a sub as well. Back at the bar, I met a dom woman this time who brought me to her place, since I'm having my entire house remodeled and have trash cans sitting in my living room that is supposed to hold all my stuff that I pitched awhile ago. She said that she gets in the mood of domination if I start by flogging and using her favorite fruit (cucumber) to tease her to the point of begging. Afterwards she humped a pillow like a deranged chiwawa and said that this session is complete, and left me out in the streets with a confused look on my face and little satisfaction. I'm confused now Abby, is a dom really a dom, or is a sub really a sub? I'm getting mixed messages in real life experiences on what a sub is along with what a dom should do. Any clarification would be greatly appreciated. Thank you!* -Silvar (Cautiousiasub: No worries hun, glad you liked the question, and I love* how you re-worded the story to make you the "sub". Gawd this is too damn funny...) This is too good. I should almost just let you two roll with it lol. Yes you are receiving very mixed messages from very mixed up people. Now you are messed up but am happy you get to be less of a lady these days. Since the anal plug was there, I take it that it wasn't too unpleasant. Glad you got the key, not sure how long before she would have returned. Um as I know her Master and her real life, I can assure you he got nowhere near the treatment you did. She might have lol. She gets a little confused when her meds aren't right. (Just kidding) We've been working with her to make her see that she cannot confuse people like this. You need to go back to the power exchange roles and determine why you decided you were Dom to start with and see if it still applies. Maybe she turned you into a switch? Either way you need to stay away from her and others until you determine which you are. The latest "Domme" was actually a sub topping from the bottom to get what she wants. Yes Doms are Doms and subs are subs and even switches do not misrepresent as a rule. Feel free to keep this going you two. I'm enjoying it immensely.

KinkySOB -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/20/2007 10:57:11 AM)
I was recently informed by my sub that I should open a school to teach people (both men and women) "How To Eat Pussy", do you think this would be viable? I'm wondering also if those wishing to attend could get student loans. Thanks for your advice.

NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/20/2007 11:08:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KinkySOB I was recently informed by my sub that I should open a school to teach people (both men and women) "How To Eat Pussy", do you think this would be viable? I'm wondering also if those wishing to attend could get student loans. Thanks for your advice. LOLWould like to see the application reveiwers when they see what school they are applying for. I'm certain it would be possible to open such a school but have you figured out how exactly to teach? How would they see? and how would you be able to talk if you are busy demonstrating? Now I'm certain many ladies would volunteer as teaching "assistants." The big question is........ since the students are paying..... Is it prostitution???

NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/20/2007 11:11:07 AM)
It's a very sad day for me. I received an email from seeksfemslave which stated he was going ahead with his marriage to that Dominant policewoman. Our love must remain, alas, unrequited. Fate has intervened and we must deny our love. Thought those of you following this post would like to know.

Silvar -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/20/2007 12:06:48 PM)
Dear Kinky Abby, I thought about what you said on how I should look back on why I wanted to be a dom, and decided that I should enroll in a school that teaches me what a dom, sub and switch really is. I explained my situation to the owner's and my experiences, and they quickly assigned me to Mistress Kiera. Mistress first said that a dom should learn to tolerate the pain he/she can give to a sub, and then locked me to a wall and said that I must survive "The machine". After dropping my pants and calling in two bald, large men in leather spandex, one of them plunged what can only be described as "a Dildo on a machine gun" up my rear. After two hours of this, the mistress said that I got what I deserved for making her dom (See deranged chihuahua) cheat on her. She then had me watch as she had the two men gangbang herself in front of me, then left me there for the whole night with the "Machine" in me until the police comes in and said that I was invading a condemned building. I tried to explain that this was a BDSM school, but they didn't believe me and left me in a jail house where I met several males that laughed at my story. On the plus side, most of them were offering a side of their bed for me that night, but the guard came in and said that my story checks out, and I was free as quick as I got in. I'm starting to suspect that the women in my region are not as 'sub' as you define. I'm worried now that every woman is out to get me, use me for the latest toy they buy with my credit cards or for a tease before leaving me dry. Please help Me!* -Silvar *(Hehe, glad your liking this Nlitenlady. ^_^)

cautiousiasub -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/20/2007 12:14:03 PM)
I think my meds may be back in balance now, though I am not absolutely sure, since the voices are still there. [sm=dance.gif] Of course they aren't quite as loud now that I gave the one I borrowed back to my dear friend Kinky Abbey. That voice was really more trouble than it's worth...kept claiming to be the king (queen?) and insisting the other voices follow his (her?) direction. Damn bossy for just being a voice in my head. I had borrowed it in order to help with homework, but it just didn't work. Silvar, Kinky Abbey has suggested staying away from me, and here I thought she was my friend. If you decide you want to continue being a Dom, I would be more than happy to bring the cage back over. This time, I'll bring more toys for me to use on you...ummm, or is it for you to use on me? [;)]You haven't completely redecorated yet have you? I promise I won't leave you stranded this time--I'll leave my cell phone at home, so no interruptions. *Edited for spelling.

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/21/2007 9:22:00 AM)
Dear Kinky Abbey, My Master and insensative jurk yesterday when I text Him telling Him what the evil sadistic dentist did to me and how I was [am] sore and swollen. What should I do about 'Master Insensative'??

NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/21/2007 11:59:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Silvar Dear Kinky Abby, I thought about what you said on how I should look back on why I wanted to be a dom, and decided that I should enroll in a school that teaches me what a dom, sub and switch really is. I explained my situation to the owner's and my experiences, and they quickly assigned me to Mistress Kiera. Mistress first said that a dom should learn to tolerate the pain he/she can give to a sub, and then locked me to a wall and said that I must survive "The machine". After dropping my pants and calling in two bald, large men in leather spandex, one of them plunged what can only be described as "a Dildo on a machine gun" up my rear. First of all, don't go to a school unless it's recommended by at least ten real life Doms/subs. Secondly, I know some Dominants begin training by being submissive, but they are not hooked up and forced onto a machine. Somehow I get the feeling that goes against SAFE, SANE and CONSENSUAL. Um did you like the anal machine gun? After two hours of this, Two hours??? I hoped they at least had some lubrication going in often. the mistress said that I got what I deserved for making her dom (See deranged chihuahua) cheat on her. She then had me watch as she had the two men gangbang herself in front of me, then left me there for the whole night with the "Machine" in me until the police comes in and said that I was invading a condemned building. I tried to explain that this was a BDSM school, but they didn't believe me and left me in a jail house where I met several males that laughed at my story. On the plus side, most of them were offering a side of their bed for me that night, can't blame them as you were obviously well broken in but the guard came in and said that my story checks out, and I was free as quick as I got in. I'm starting to suspect that the women in my region are not as 'sub' as you define. I'm worried now that every woman is out to get me, use me for the latest toy they buy with my credit cards or for a tease before leaving me dry. Please help Me!* -Silvar (Hehe, glad your liking this Nlitenlady. ^_^) lol even I have a sense of humor My thoughts are this, stop meeting people for awhile. Read on the internet and any books you can find. Then decide where your preferences lie. Who know you may like being an anal toy.* After that, find a well established Dominant male to help mentor you. Make certain you have recommendations from subs and Doms alike and then LISTEN to what he says as he guides you. DO NOT play with anyone until you get it all figured out.

NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/22/2007 12:03:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cautiousiasub I think my meds may be back in balance now, though I am not absolutely sure, Honey I hate to tell you this but since I luv ya, you'll never be well balanced lol. You are nearly as bent as I am. since the voices are still there. [sm=dance.gif] Of course they aren't quite as loud now that I gave the one I borrowed back to my dear friend Kinky Abbey. That voice was really more trouble than it's worth...kept claiming to be the king (queen?) and insisting the other voices follow his (her?) direction. Damn bossy for just being a voice in my head. I had borrowed it in order to help with homework, but it just didn't work.lol they are not for homework they are for guidance in life and the lifestyle. Silvar, Kinky Abbey has suggested staying away from me, and here I thought she was my friend. It is what is best for both of you. You were supposed to rectify this situation before your Master found out you were misrepresenting and confusing some poor gullible, male (which should speak volumes) soul. If you decide you want to continue being a Dom, I would be more than happy to bring the cage back over. This time, I'll bring more toys for me to use on you...ummm, or is it for you to use on me?Honey, I think your Master and I need to remind you what a Dom is/does and what a sub is/does. You seem to be a bit confused. I'm sure we can get you straightened out. [;)]You haven't completely redecorated yet have you? I promise I won't leave you stranded this time--I'll leave my cell phone at home, so no interruptions. *Edited for spelling.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/22/2007 12:06:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave Dear Kinky Abby I luv you madly What shall I do. I am marrying that nasty policewomen tomorrow the 20th Oct Please help me . seeks adding: if Iowa really exists I think I might be able to find my way there to meet you I just know you like me. Is it near Alabama ? This is fate Abby, bigger than both of us. Let us accept our destiny come what may. WHAT????????????? I thought you loved ME. That's the only reason I slept with you. You bastard!!![:(]

NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/22/2007 12:06:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty Dear Kinky Abbey, My Master and insensative jurk yesterday when I text Him telling Him what the evil sadistic dentist did to me and how I was [am] sore and swollen. What should I do about 'Master Insensative'?? I suggest serving him lots of sweets until he gets a cavity. Then when he goes to the dentist start talking about your visit and how bad you felt but then say "but of course I was overreacting because you said......(fill in here) So, I'm sure this will be nothing for you to deal with and you'll be just fine." Of course this is after you find the most sadistic dentist in town and after having spoken with the dentist about mr insensitivity to see what "help" they could provide.

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