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I stole these, but... - 10/11/2007 1:17:01 AM

Musicmystery

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The other day I tripped on the escalator.

I fell downstairs for an hour and a half.

I walked into a store, and the saleswoman said, "Hi--if you need anything, I'm Jill."

I thought, "Wow! I've never met anyone with a conditional identity before!"

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RE: I stole these, but... - 10/11/2007 2:20:27 AM

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nice :)

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RE: I stole these, but... - 10/11/2007 2:39:12 PM

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LMAO!

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RE: I stole these, but... - 10/11/2007 3:21:35 PM

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I went to a cafe, sign outside said "Breakfast Any time"
I ordered french toast, during the height of the Renaissance.
The waitress said, that'd be fourteen seventy five.

(steven wright's joke, my punchline)

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RE: I stole these, but... - 10/13/2007 8:28:54 PM

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I like it!

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RE: I stole these, but... - 10/13/2007 11:12:57 PM

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I like grapes. Grapes to me mean chances. If you get a bad apple, your stuck with a bad apple. You get a bad grape, you got plenty more to choose from.

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RE: I stole these, but... - 10/14/2007 6:35:29 AM

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Since we're quoting Steven Wright...

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I
got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.