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Differences between... - 10/11/2007 4:07:29 PM

InkedMaster

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Harley riders:
"This beer is flat, let's trash the place."
Goldwing drivers:
"This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%."
Harley riders:
"Live to ride. Ride to Live."
Goldwing drivers:
"Eat to ride. Ride to eat."
Harley riders:
"Loud pipes save lives. "
Goldwing drivers:
"Honey, will you turn down the radio?"
Harley riders:
Black leather jacket and chaps'
Goldwing drivers:
Red snowmobile suit
Harley riders:
Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and lightning bolt on the back
Goldwing drivers:
Gray twill vest with trading pins and Gold Wing Road Riders Association chapter patch on the back
Harley riders:
Meets other riders at "The Dam Ice House"
Goldwing drivers:
Meets other riders at Denny's
Harley riders:
Biker Mama on the back.
Goldwing drivers:
HER Mama on the back.
Harley riders:
Rolling thunder.
Goldwing drivers:
BarcoLounger with wheels
Harley riders:
Dew rags covering up steel plate in the head from riding without a helmet. But looking COOL.
Goldwing drivers:
Helmet with headset and microphones, covered in reflective patches
Harley riders:
Riding in groups of two.
Goldwing drivers:
Riding in groups of twenty.
Harley riders:
Ape hanger bars and (proctologists dream) splinter seats.
Goldwing drivers:
Big wide seats for big wide butts.
Harley riders:
Cross country ride ends at topless bar.
Goldwing drivers:
Cross city ride ends at Dairy Queen.
Harley riders:
National riders group meeting called "Hog Rally".
Goldwing drivers:
International group affair called "Wing Ding".

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RE: Differences between... - 10/11/2007 6:43:23 PM

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Have ya' checked the tour classic, the ultra's, etc.? Big Wide seat, Radio's, the other amenities...

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RE: Differences between... - 10/11/2007 7:25:51 PM

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Yep, and ya won't find my ass on one of them either...

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RE: Differences between... - 10/12/2007 5:30:51 PM

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I might one day go for a Road King, or My preference, a Heritage Softail. But I love My Softail standard and would have a hard time letting her go.

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RE: Differences between... - 10/12/2007 5:34:48 PM

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Gotta love a FLSTC, have had 2 Heritages so far, is my last sled, less ofcourse I run across a 49 pan!

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