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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/21/2007 4:35:01 PM

slavegirljoy

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linda joy
a daughter, a sister, a soldier, a mom, a lover of life and of men.
she laughed, she cried,
she lived, she died
and, now she's gone to the other side.

Death is the golden key that opens the palace of Eternity.
~Milton

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/21/2007 6:00:46 PM

LadyLegs

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The bitch coulda told someone where the keys to the belt were

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/21/2007 6:53:39 PM

proudsub

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Here lies a proud sub

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/21/2007 8:55:02 PM

petdave

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Autoerotic asphyxiation:
When you absolutely, positively want people to remember you after you're gone

Which goes well with my all-purpose epitaph:

Nice job, doofus.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/22/2007 6:28:17 PM

EvilGenie

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Got A Light?

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/22/2007 9:39:31 PM

BOUNTYHUNTER

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Here I lie with a silver slipper , a smile and open zipper

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/23/2007 8:51:27 AM

Pernicious

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Here lies Pernicious he didn’t even have enough money to finish the inscription on his head.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/23/2007 10:14:36 AM

mydomsabstrd

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here lies a girl
who loved to fuck
sorry guys this whore
is now burried in the muck

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damn right
i used to care.....now i take a pill for that
i said shush girl, shush your lips, do the hellen keller and talk with your hips!!!!

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/23/2007 12:21:17 PM

MadameDahlia

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I've got a book of compiled epitaphs. Some are quite amusing.

In Kingston Cemetary --
"Against his will
Here lies George Hill,
Who from a cliff
Fell down quite stiff."

In Wolverhampton Churchtard, Date 1690 --
"Here lies the bones
of Joseph Jones,
Who ate whilst he was able;
But once o'erfed,
He drop't down dead
And fell beneath the table.

When from the tomb,
to meet his doom,
He rises amidst sinners;
Since he must dwell
In heav'n or hell,
Take him -- which gives best dinners."

As for mine... I really can't say. Might even go the cremation route. Perhaps atop a nice funeral pyre. I just don't know yet.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/23/2007 5:59:45 PM

subtee

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"She came
She saw
She was conquered"

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/23/2007 6:02:00 PM

Jinger

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Here lies Jinger,
Loved by no one,
Fucked by all.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/24/2007 9:49:28 AM

joanus

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Sorry but my asain upbringing demands that I be cremated and placed in the same urn as my grandfather so our ashes can fight till the end of time, or a grandkid breaks it and we get vaccumed up and throw out with the garbage.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/24/2007 10:09:11 AM

philosophy

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Here lies Philosophy
Thinking all the time
It may not be that kinky
But at least I made it rhyme.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/24/2007 10:33:57 AM

darchChylde

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Here lies Darch
Who was hung by his hair
Who's learned that forgetting the safeword
Makes a bad end for the affair.

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Where the fuck do I post?

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/24/2007 2:28:47 PM

Raechard

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These epitaph threads are very realistic. For example how many have read the epitaph posted by someone else and commented on it rather than just posting their own. Just as in real life we walk past headstones and not bother to read them. We know headstones don’t get read but we still write our own ones.

Just an observation.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/24/2007 8:46:09 PM

NakedOnMyChain

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Beneath the soil,
beneath the sod
lies a subbie who masturbated
with a cattle prod.

(That probably wouldn't kill you, but oh well. I'll give it another shot.)

Here lies the body of a loyal sub
who masturbated in the tub.
But remember when you need some lovin',
you shouldn't use a toaster oven.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/24/2007 8:49:18 PM

adoracat

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similar to my email sig line, of course...

here lies kitten
princess of all she surveyed
loved by many
possessed by few

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/24/2007 8:55:31 PM

Damocles809

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Omg b0ners r gr8!

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/29/2007 3:26:44 AM

sweetestnettles

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lol hey I read everyone else's. Gave me a giggle and made me feel a lil better. At my funeral, the song they're going to play is Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust' with a projector of slides of me looking hot and happy and young; then halfway through, it'll cut to me as I am now, doing the Robot and generally dancing like an idiot. I know my friends will think it amusing lol and that's going on my Tombstone; 'Nother one bites the dust....'

Or if I wanted something more upbeat, Fat-Bottom Girls?

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 11/1/2007 11:12:34 AM

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The kinkest, nerdest, witch - that ever walked

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