PhoenixRed -> RE: What Would You Do If Your Folks Found Out (1/24/2008 2:03:11 PM)
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ORIGINAL: peterK50 Mom's eyes like saucers, then beating her breast with one hand while waving the other at the ceiling.....Oy vey esh meir! Why me God, why? WHY? What did I ever do to you that you should do that this to me? You, look at you Mr. wearing -just- a- collar- on- sunday, I thank God your father is dead because this would kill him! I should have used that hairbrush more obviously to avoid such a thing. If I had only known God I'd have whipped it out of him early! [toned down to minimize the actual hysteria] Although my folks live over 1000 miles away on the east coast and would never consider visiting me in Kansas (mom: "Isn't that one of those square states in the middle of the country?"), I would say that peter's description of the situation would be somewhat accurate - Catholic parental guilt and Jewish parental guilt are similar things...only my mom's comes with an Italian/Brooklyn accent. Though, peter, you forgot, "Just stab a kinfe into my heart and twist it why don't you...after all your father and I have done for you, you ungrateful child!" Hell, after over 4 years with my mate they're still bitching because I'm not married to him! I visited for the holidays and they FINALLY conceded to let me sleep in the same room with my mate! They know I'm not Catholic any more, but they won't ask about my spirituality (they selectively ignore it)...they just keep telling me it wouldn't kill me to go to church once and a while. They know I have a strong personality. They think the world of my mate. But....telling them I'm a bisexual, Pagan, Domme in an open, polyamorous relationsip with my bisexual mate? Nope. Not gonna happen. I wanna live! If by some disaster they were somehow to walk in on a scene.....while I was doing CBT on a bound sub while fucking him with my strap-on? Oh, ya, there would be a cadre of priests, appointments made with psychiatrists by them, a "deprogrammer" and an exorcism in my futue, I guarantee it! I like to go with the premise of "what they don't know won't hurt them....or ME!"
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