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Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/30/2007 8:00:19 PM)

*SNORTmumblegrumble*

I'm going to take a shower, study and go to bed.
Keep asking questions.

Forgive the grumpiness, I was grumpy.
Misplace anger.

I'll leave you with the image of me, showering. I'll give you a hint: I close my eyes and breath heavy out of my mouth.



HotFaerieMama -> RE: Ask me anything (10/30/2007 9:18:28 PM)

okay. you want questions..

1. what do you smell like?
2. what is your favorite color(s)
3. what or who am i thinking about?
4. what is missing from my life that i need in order to be complete?
5. would you like to read some of my poetry?



lilsubl -> RE: Ask me anything (10/30/2007 9:40:42 PM)

what's a mario party?



Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/31/2007 8:51:11 AM)

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okay. you want questions.. 1. what do you smell like? 2. what is your favorite color(s) 3. what or who am i thinking about? 4. what is missing from my life that i need in order to be complete? 5. would you like to read some of my poetry?



1. It is very hard to determine your own scent yet people tell me that I have a distinct smell, and that they like it. I've even known girls that wear my clothes just to smell me all day. Some might think that's creepy but I found it flattering. So I smell like good things, I spose.

2. My favorite color is black, however for the sake of choosing an actual color then it's green. I look best in green.

3. You are thinking about various things.

4. Read "The Hear of Whiteness" by Robert Jensen. That's a challenge.

5. Depends, what is your poetry about?



Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/31/2007 8:52:51 AM)

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what's a mario party?





A video game where I constantly find myself the victim of circumstance. It brings great joy, and horrible frustration at the same time.



jadedserendipity -> RE: Ask me anything (10/31/2007 10:13:56 AM)

Hmmm so after reading through you seem to offer knowledgeable thought and who can't use that every now and again..... So I have a few.....

1. Why is it that everytime I think things are going in the right direction some asshole rips the carpet from under me causing me to trip?
2. What makes ice cream so tasty?
3. Why does my cat chirp like a bird?
4. Is my boss really the devil in disguise?
5. Why does morphine make you itchy?
6. What will the doctor say when I see him tomorrow?

That will do for now...... Thanks in advance for these answers [:)]



probablyknowme -> RE: Ask me anything (10/31/2007 10:16:09 AM)

Jinger, ohhhh wise beyond your years, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll in a tootsie pop?



Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/31/2007 12:57:23 PM)

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Hmmm so after reading through you seem to offer knowledgeable thought and who can't use that every now and again..... So I have a few..... 1. Why is it that everytime I think things are going in the right direction some asshole rips the carpet from under me causing me to trip? 2. What makes ice cream so tasty? 3. Why does my cat chirp like a bird? 4. Is my boss really the devil in disguise? 5. Why does morphine make you itchy? 6. What will the doctor say when I see him tomorrow? That will do for now...... Thanks in advance for these answers






1. I can only assume my "things are going right" you mean relationships and by "some asshole" you mean men. Here's the scoop, 8/10 guys are assholes, and those other two guys are assholes when it comes to relationships. Know that it is probably not you who are at fault. In all seriousness, men simply (but only generally speaking) don't know what do to and what not to do when it comes to relationships, especially when it comes to not acting like a jerk. Just keep on truckin' and you'll find someone. Otherwise just switch to hardwood floors.

2. Sugar, butter, and milk.

3. Because he/she is very talented like that.

4. Does he smell like burning sulfur?

5. Because the body isn't used to morphine exposure.

6. Lots of nouns, plenty of verbs, and a bunch of adjectives.



Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/31/2007 12:59:08 PM)

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inger, ohhhh wise beyond your years, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll in a tootsie pop?


Answered this one already. One of the earlier pages, you'll find it.



MsWorthy -> RE: Ask me anything (10/31/2007 1:12:48 PM)

Jinger,

Why do the pipes (in this old house) knock in the winter but not in the summer?



jadedserendipity -> RE: Ask me anything (10/31/2007 2:26:06 PM)

Why can't you give away kittens to trick or treaters?



subtee -> RE: Ask me anything (10/31/2007 2:28:25 PM)

(won't they stick in the little tykes' teeth?)



EvilGenie -> RE: Ask me anything (10/31/2007 7:29:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

A train leaves New York at 8am, travelling 60 miles per hour.

At the same time, a train leaves the west coast travelling 60 miles an hour.








What color is the "EL", the trainline in Chicago?


OMG! I SWEAR I had those damned equations in 6th grade. They haunt me to this very day!!



HotFaerieMama -> RE: Ask me anything (11/1/2007 12:55:08 AM)

okay you answered all my questions correctly except for one..what am i thinking about.. anyone who knows meh on here can answer that but i'm not gonna say it in here i have another thread that i can do that in.

and my poetry is hard to describe but i can give you a link to my DA page

http://xbloodlickerx.deviantart.com/gallery/


and here's another questions

why am i such a slut?
why don't i have a gag reflex?



Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (11/1/2007 9:28:31 PM)

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Jinger, Why do the pipes (in this old house) knock in the winter but not in the summer?






Very simple, the cold makes everything contract. This is why the wood in your house creaks at night as well.
Or at least...it's likely that has something to do with it.

I mean...I'm not a plumb, I'm a prince. Did I mention that already?

But seriously, I think it is literally the cold weather.



Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (11/1/2007 9:31:40 PM)

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Why can't you give away kittens to trick or treaters?






Because it's not fair for the kitten!



Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (11/1/2007 9:35:38 PM)

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why am i such a slut? why don't i have a gag reflex?



You are a slut because you are really really horny and meet people who are also really really horny.
A lot of us out there are horny too, we just don't meet people who are as horny.

Because you broke it somehow.



dcnovice -> RE: Ask me anything (11/1/2007 9:53:23 PM)

To what question is 42 the answer?



GhitaAmati -> RE: Ask me anything (11/1/2007 11:12:30 PM)

Why did HFM feel the need to write a poem for me? And why do I feel so inadequate because I am so unable to return the favor. Do you think flowers will suffice?



scifi1133 -> RE: Ask me anything (11/1/2007 11:18:13 PM)

im sure she would love flowers lol



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