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the model citizen test


I drink alcoholic drinks on a regular basis
  6% (30)
I smoke
  7% (35)
I take more than the recommended dose of medicine
  7% (34)
I've been known to use certain substances
  6% (29)
I dont do 30 minutes' regular daily exercise
  14% (68)
I knowingly break the speed limit on deserted roads
  10% (51)
I eat less than five portions of fruit and veg each day
  13% (64)
When the weather's cold, I turn the heating up
  11% (55)
I have reported sick, when really I could have gone to work
  10% (50)
I have had sex outside marriage
  11% (52)


Total Votes : 468
(last vote on : 2/4/2008 2:37:49 AM)
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the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 4:34:40 PM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Yes - here it is! In the light of the growing "nanny state" its been decided that we need to identify model citizens to hold up as a shining example for the rest of us - and to put in charge to make sure we're all good boys and girls.

Tick the boxes which apply to you and then use our simple scoring method to decide if youre a model citizen!

One tick - not bad, but you must try harder
Two ticks - stand in the corner for five minutes
Three ticks - write out a hundred times "I must be a good citizen"
More than three ticks - report for reeducation next Friday fortnight

No ticks - Excellent! You're just what we're looking for! Now simply answer the following qualification question - do you know best? (Y/N)

Thank you for your participation.

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In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.
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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 4:36:42 PM   
mistyeyze


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From: oregon
Status: offline 		hmmmm....i seem to be all alone here...& i was able to not tick 3 of them...does that make me a model citizen???

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 4:38:30 PM   
LadyEllen


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From: Stourport-England
Status: offline 		no, sorry - you have to be able to tick none of them and be sure that you know best, to qualify

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In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 4:38:59 PM   
Damocles809


Posts: 532
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Status: offline 		Just one tick here.  

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 4:39:57 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Four ticks for me.

Love me for who I am.


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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 4:40:29 PM   
mistyeyze


Posts: 261
Joined: 9/15/2007
From: oregon
Status: offline 		well, at least i'm sure that i know best.....

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 4:41:59 PM   
LadyEllen


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Joined: 6/30/2006
From: Stourport-England
Status: offline 		by the way (as some will no doubt have realised) - there is a point to this.

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In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 4:42:23 PM   
beargonewild


Posts: 22716
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Status: offline 		Well I had 5 ticked off so definitely not a nodel citizen! 

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 4:47:33 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


Posts: 10926
Joined: 2/5/2007
From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline 		honestly - no ticks

yikes i'm a straight laced prudish, churchgoing bitch!!!   *screams*   


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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 5:08:25 PM   
beargonewild


Posts: 22716
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Status: offline 		There therenow. That can be cured!

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Promiscuous boy you already know
That I’m all yours what you waiting for?

Resident MANWHORE ~1000 Bear pts~

10 NZ points
Whips~n~Cuffs

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 5:13:15 PM   
cuddleheart50


Posts: 9718
Joined: 2/20/2006
From: Kentucky
Status: offline 		7....My bad!!!

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 5:13:26 PM   
chellekitty


Posts: 3923
Joined: 3/27/2005
Status: offline 		woohoo 5 ticks, i am in good company with bear...oh wait, am i supposed to be ashamed of my non-model citizen-ness

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 5:18:47 PM   
acissej


Posts: 2370
Joined: 12/24/2005
From: New Jersey
Status: offline 		Six ticks.  I can't believe Cuddles is the only one with more than me.  

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 5:21:17 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


Posts: 10926
Joined: 2/5/2007
From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline 		hope so - i feel so ...so ...what's that word i'm looking for .... *screams*

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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 5:28:41 PM   
mistyeyze


Posts: 261
Joined: 9/15/2007
From: oregon
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: acissej

Six ticks.  I can't believe Cuddles is the only one with more than me.  


nope, i got to tick 7 also....


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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 5:47:33 PM   
scifi1133


Posts: 8529
Joined: 3/27/2007
From: virginia
Status: offline 		crap all ten...hmmmmm well at least im happy lmao

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awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeah
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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 5:52:23 PM   
missturbation


Posts: 8290
Joined: 2/12/2006
From: another planet
Status: offline 		Sheesh 8 ticks and i would have had nine could i drive lol.
Do i know best? Never in a month of sundays

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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 6:10:17 PM   
petdave


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quote:

ORIGINAL: scifi1133

crap all ten...hmmmmm well at least im happy lmao


Seems like you should win something for a perfect score!

Only 8 for me

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 7:21:46 PM   
MistressHolly71


Posts: 354
Joined: 7/4/2007
From: Southern Maryland
Status: offline 		8 ticks for me.

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My Ravelry

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RE: the model citizen test - 10/16/2007 7:52:44 PM   
lonlyrossInNeed


Posts: 3144
Joined: 10/8/2005
Status: offline 		help
i dont know what i scored LOL

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