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The Magic Clock - 10/17/2007 7:57:29 PM

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THE MAGIC CLOCK

Proudly showing off her new apartment to a couple of friends late one
night, a drunk blonde led the way to her bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked?

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" she replied?

"A talking clock - seriously?"

"Yep."

"How's it work?" the second friend asked, squinting at it.

"Just Watch" she said.

She picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash and
stepped back.

Her three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded
silence.

Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed'

"For fuck's sake you stupid bitch, it's ten past three in the fucking
morning!

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RE: The Magic Clock - 10/17/2007 9:17:25 PM

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LMAO

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RE: The Magic Clock - 10/18/2007 12:55:29 AM

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loved this one

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RE: The Magic Clock - 10/18/2007 11:29:12 PM

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....hahahaha...laughed so hard i woke the dog up

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RE: The Magic Clock - 10/20/2007 10:54:06 AM

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lol

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RE: The Magic Clock - 10/20/2007 10:55:11 AM

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Very good.

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RE: The Magic Clock - 10/20/2007 10:55:53 AM

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ROFLMAO!

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