chiaThePet
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ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Does anyone know how to get rid of fruit flies? Run into your local gay club screaming, "They're all straight Ladies"! chia* (the pet) And you know this from personal experience, I assume??? Well, three failed attempts; First time I ran in, a group of hefty, semi feminine individuals in heavy make-up, kept grabbing me and plopping me on their heads, teasing my fur into all sorts of fabulous hairstyles. Second time, as I waited in line to make my move, a herd of hysterical peta pushers threw buckets of tomato sauce on me while chanting, "No fur, no fur"! My third attempt found me swept up by the scruff of my collar by a burley bouncer as he grimaced and shoved my face into the "No Pets Allowed" sign. Undeterred, I rally forth, someday to rid the world of the pesky fruit fly. chia* (the pet)
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