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sappatoti -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/25/2007 8:00:47 AM)
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Good morning everyone. Wow!... take a few hours off for some sleep and see what happens. Looks like the bidding's been stepped up a bit. And yes, bribing the auctioneer is allowed. [;)]
Here's what we have so far...
Bids accepted thus far that are free and clear:
~ Bounty offered 500 shekels...
~ A private bidder offered the auctioneer a tantric massage...
~ A private bidder offered a rather exorbitant sum of money...
~ laurell3 offered one million Peeps; upgraded to five million Peeps; upgraded to ten billion Peeps
~ a private bidder offered exotic dancing lessons and an erotic massage afterwards...
~ realisticwish offered one billion Pumpkin Peeps and a first-class airline ticket to Florida...
~ ItsAllMine offered one box of Peeps, one year's supply of cold apple juice, unlimited first-class air travel to Florida for divi (and for the auctioneer, first-class air travel to any one person or place of his liking), one set of blinged-out handcuffs, 49% ownership in a fetish shop on the Isle of Arrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh!, and $14,702,393.24 (presumably in US currency) deposited in any anonymous, offshore accounts as designated...
~ Ghita offered one million rubles, one year's worth of construction services, two kittens, and a bag of Reese's that was originally intended for KMsAngel (KMsAngel will allow the bid to be accepted as it stands under the condition that should Ghita win, divi saves a kiss for KMsAngel); apparently changed to one box of multi-colored Peeps, three bags of Reese's (with another one bag mailed to KMsAngel), unlimited fresh-squeezed apple juice for as long as divi remains with Ghita, travel to Florida with occasional trips to areas south of Ghita, one pair of diamond encrusted nipple clamps, one-half million artifacts, and a completely remodeled bedroom with its own private porch, flooring of divi's choosing, free rent, and endless beatings and sex (oh, and a meal of the auctioneer's choosing); clarification of bid offered is three cows (of which divi must collect herself), one 1952 Ford Jubilee tractor in "less than ideal" condition, two kittens, three bags of Reese's (does KMsAngel still receive one bag?), a meal of the auctioneer's choosing, two years' worth of construction services, two million rubles, one box of multi-colored Peeps, an expensive artifact collection, airline tickets, nipple clamps, bedroom, and home-made apple juice every morning...
~ beargonewild offered ten gallons of #1 Grade pure Canadian maple syrup, one year's worth of geological engineering services, and five years' worth of personal slave services to include personal secretary, laundry, jewelry maker, maid, cook, house cleaner, and groundskeeper...
~ domiguy offered one vintage Peep (circa 2004?) and one round of anal using Comet as lubricant...
Bids submitted but not clear due to other circumstances:
~ scifi1133 offered one backseat on his bike, one year's supply of Reese's, and 200 dollars (KMsAngel believes the Reese's contained in this bid were originally promised her, so the same condition applies here... if scifi1133 wins, divi saves a kiss for KMsAngel)...
Like I said... Wow!
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