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pahunkboy -> to pick up girls (10/25/2007 6:32:15 AM)
-put on a tool belt and look busy outside. i lost count of the honks my worker has gotten. he thinks he knows these honkers. [hmm] [alll of them?]

joanus -> RE: to pick up girls (10/25/2007 6:37:27 AM)
I thought Honky was a bad term for a white person?

pahunkboy -> RE: to pick up girls (10/25/2007 6:45:19 AM)
lol- -an army uniform will work too.

MistresssAria -> RE: to pick up girls (10/26/2007 2:49:14 PM)
No, noooo, biker jacket! It's that bad-boy syndrome many females have ;)

darchChylde -> RE: to pick up girls (10/26/2007 3:46:10 PM)
i just leave my hair down and wear some tight jeans, never have to walk anywhere

slaverosebeauty -> RE: to pick up girls (10/26/2007 3:51:37 PM)
{giggles} A man in uniform, a construction worker, a man mowing his lawn or working on the house or in the yard.. {purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr} That works for me. Good thing MJ is retired Military AND works outside for a living, plenty of material right there for me to work with. Something about a man doing 'manly' things; its a HUGE turn-on.

BlackKnight -> RE: to pick up girls (10/26/2007 3:52:50 PM)
Toolbelt works, get plenty that way, they want a working man Tight jeans has worke but not always. Hmmm I'll have to ponder why I get propositions often. I know, cause I don't care, I treat them like trash, there are sooo many out there!

batshalom -> RE: to pick up girls (10/26/2007 3:58:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy -he thinks he knows these honkers. [hmm] [alll of them?] Not honkers. Hooters.

RosesHaveThorns -> RE: to pick up girls (10/26/2007 4:48:39 PM)
Now, how many of these women will ask for the sink to be fixed before inviting the guy into the bedroom? If you are going to advertise your sexiness via a tool belt, you might actually have to know how to use the things on it.

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: to pick up girls (10/26/2007 5:25:05 PM)
Tight jeans,western boots,a tall pick up truck with a saddle and a cooler full of long necks in the back and of courses the radio blaring hank jr. .....

batshalom -> RE: to pick up girls (10/26/2007 6:56:00 PM)
Well. Uh. Bounty. Err. It's a good thing you're handsome, that's all I can say about that.

DementedGirl -> RE: to pick up girls (10/26/2007 7:39:22 PM)
I find an easy way to pick up a girl is to tell her she put the 'cute' back into prescution.

darchChylde -> RE: to pick up girls (10/26/2007 8:01:10 PM)
what honestly always worked best for me was to send a woman a drink, smile when the bartender points me out and then pretend i didn't just 10 dollars on her and go back to my enjoyment of the evening; if a next move is made, let her make it

adoracat -> RE: to pick up girls (10/27/2007 12:44:47 AM)
teenaged girls wearing cutoff shorts and tight tank tops while washing the car will get honks and whistles too. kitten, remembering when

laurell3 -> RE: to pick up girls (10/27/2007 1:15:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER Tight jeans,western boots,a tall pick up truck with a saddle and a cooler full of long necks in the back and of courses the radio blaring hank jr. ..... I'd be all over that, then again, I'm pretty easy to get aroused, anything that's overtly masculine will do it.

chellekitty -> RE: to pick up girls (10/27/2007 2:14:11 AM)
mini skirt and a spaghetti strap shirt that shows off my ummm tan...yea...thats it...and gotta be wearing solid shoes...can't swing my hips in flip flops....and i still get honked and whistled at....however in certain parts of town i flip them the bird and yell at them to fuck off...because i am not working...yea...NA meetings are not always in the best part of town...

laurell3 -> RE: to pick up girls (10/27/2007 6:17:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: chellekitty mini skirt and a spaghetti strap shirt that shows off my ummm tan...yea...thats it...and gotta be wearing solid shoes...can't swing my hips in flip flops....and i still get honked and whistled at....however in certain parts of town i flip them the bird and yell at them to fuck off...because i am not working...yea...NA meetings are not always in the best part of town... ok yeah see...I am easy, because that would do it too [8D]

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: to pick up girls (10/27/2007 6:52:16 AM)
if he's shirtless while having that toolbelt around his tight-assed jeans, i would be honking too

Celeste43 -> RE: to pick up girls (10/27/2007 8:44:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER Tight jeans,western boots,a tall pick up truck with a saddle and a cooler full of long necks in the back and of courses the radio blaring hank jr. ..... With a chestnut or sorrel in the trailer, oh yeah. But not if you've got a blue roan. They just don't do it for me. [:D]

chellekitty -> RE: to pick up girls (10/27/2007 11:21:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: laurell3 ok yeah see...I am easy, because that would do it too [8D] well you see...i have this problem...well i don't really know if you can actually define it as a problem....and i am really not trying to brag here...i do see this as a problem.... i have a sex tap....and i can open it just a little and attract just a few looks and direct it towards a certain person and get that person's attention and use it wisely....or i can open it full blast, unknowingly and have every person in the vicinity thats even remotely attracted to women (including primarily gay guys) at the very least drooling over me (the very least are the ones that don't like big girls) and God help me if they do....they don't know when to stop...its like waving food in front of a starving person....and then i feel cruel for denying them....and every where in between the two... so...umm...yea....thats my problem....i exude sex....

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