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laurell3 -> RE: to pick up girls (10/27/2007 11:25:21 AM)

you should bottle that shit and sell it...you would make MILLIONS!!!




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: to pick up girls (10/27/2007 5:32:24 PM)

This isn't a problem smiles...ITS a gift......




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: to pick up girls (10/27/2007 5:34:56 PM)

OF course several prancin' quarter horses,,and I would smile and say"want go for a ride girl'




chellekitty -> RE: to pick up girls (10/27/2007 8:09:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

This isn't a problem smiles...ITS a gift......


not when it attracts 4 rapists in under a year....




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: to pick up girls (10/27/2007 8:17:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: chellekitty

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3
ok yeah see...I am easy, because that would do it too [8D]


well you see...i have this problem...well i don't really know if you can actually define it as a problem....and i am really not trying to brag here...i do see this as a problem....

i have a sex tap....and i can open it just a little and attract just a few looks and direct it towards a certain person and get that person's attention and use it wisely....or i can open it full blast, unknowingly and have every person in the vicinity thats even remotely attracted to women (including primarily gay guys) at the very least drooling over me (the very least are the ones that don't like big girls) and God help me if they do....they don't know when to stop...its like waving food in front of a starving person....and then i feel cruel for denying them....and every where in between the two...

so...umm...yea....thats my problem....i exude sex....



Chelle dah'lin, come on over here and rub a little of that off on me!  Oh wait, you were wanting to hit on my boys.  Never mind!  (winks)




sammiebabygirl -> RE: to pick up girls (10/27/2007 8:48:29 PM)

Just give me a man with a furry chest. He can be shirtless or even if the fur is sticking out from having just one or two open buttons on his shirt. Yep, that gets me all the time.
 
jen




DiurnalVampire -> RE: to pick up girls (10/27/2007 8:53:18 PM)

Camoflauge.  definately a built guy in military camos.
Or a cop in dress blue

meow




HotFaerieMama -> RE: to pick up girls (10/28/2007 11:43:30 AM)

i attract attention even when i don't want it.. i'll be walking down the road ( with my um in tow) and i get stared at and its annoying.. and its as if they're trying to undress me ( i get this even when i'm in all black) and if its not that then i'm being yelled at honked at etc. oh and if i get all gussied up ( the last time i did this the cops stopped me haha) its even worse.. this is why i mainly wear blue jeans and t shirts.. i'm tempted tho.. to find my plaid skirt and my white button down shirt.. .yep.. i dont know why but i've always been able to get attention from anyone at any time.. hell i can have a room full of people eating out of my hand.. and i don't even say that much.. i guess its a gift i have.




slaverosebeauty -> RE: to pick up girls (10/28/2007 11:48:54 AM)

a man playing with his kid(s) will ALWAYS get my attention; single dads who are active in their kids lives are VERY sexxxy.  i found a local park where a few single dads take their kids a few weekends a month, my munchkin an i have started dropping by there for him to get rid of his energy and to socialize.  i am a good slave though, i say i am 'in a [long distance] relationship [at the moment].'  they respect that and are still nice guys...

so you wanna get a girl, go to the park with your kids. 




nyrisa -> RE: to pick up girls (10/28/2007 12:00:58 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty

so you wanna get a girl, go to the park with your kids. 



Oh, good heavens. I worked nights for years, so my husband would often take the kids to the beach/park/museum during the day, and he got inundated with offers from women. One woman walked by and handed him not only her phone number, but a map to her house! The worst day was Super Bowl day, when he took the kids to tour the battleship USS Alabama, and all the "Super Bowl widows" were there with their kids. He barely made it home with his clothes intact.




RosesHaveThorns -> RE: to pick up girls (10/28/2007 12:21:40 PM)

For some reason, in many layouts of half naked men aimed at women, there will be a cute fluffy animal in the background. And it works for some women to boot.




Sinergy -> RE: to pick up girls (10/28/2007 12:57:20 PM)

 
Always lift with your legs, not your back.

Keep her in close to the center of gravity.

Walk in a circle, do not spin with your spine carrying a load.

None of this is rocket science.

Sinergy




pahunkboy -> RE: to pick up girls (10/28/2007 2:35:45 PM)

I think the lady moving in nearby has her eye on me. It is fun to flirt- but it is best to leave the imagination - locked up- in the imagination.




TreasureKY -> RE: to pick up girls (10/31/2007 7:45:19 PM)

Fast reply:

It really depends on what kind of girl you are trying to pick up.  I'm not the least bit attracted to either the cowboy or construction worker look... quite the opposite, actually.  However, I'm not the kind who would honk my horn for a guy anyway.

In trying to think just what look does get me hot, I can't really think of any.  What's important to me is how they think and how they behave.  Intelligent, thoughtful... and masculine.

Of course, jeans and an oxford shirt with the sleeves rolled up a bit is an added, sexy bonus.  I have this thing for men's forearms.  [;)]




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