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iwillserveu -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/4/2004 5:53:32 PM)
At least he was polite (or did you edit it?)[:)] Of course he does expect you to rush out and serve him without getting to know him. (Only Domina can do that![:)] [In case you do not catch it, men are fools and Domina, Fem Doms, or Dommes can attest that would work on most submissive males.])

sub4hire -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/4/2004 6:56:34 PM)
Nope, I did'nt edit it. The only thing I left off was his home phone number and personal e-mail address. I replied back...good luck in your search. Of course he did'nt reply. No loss at all. I guess some people don't care what they get as long as they get off. I should have replied I was a tv or something. Hehehehe

MistressDREAD -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/5/2004 12:43:44 AM)
[:'(]This is not a cyber search for me Ma'am... i seek to be owned in a realationship. call Me at ( insert phone #) or icq# at (insert #) Where i can really talk to you! please contact me...please allow me a chance to serve and talk with you.[:'(] Ive had these same words sent to Me no less then 17 times this week alone.[:'(] [8\|]Duhh remember who I am? Im the Dominant! Im the one whom says how We will communicate, if We will be communicating![:o] if a slave has a true interest in what I offer as Dominant they will drop a simple line stating such with out expecting anything in return or begging for such.[:(][8\|] HA!

belongtoyou -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/7/2004 1:42:25 PM)
Another beauty i received today! What don't some people understand about "i am NOT available?" Hey, I am David. I realize that I am being blunt and very forward in this note, but I'm not looking to spend a lot of time on e-mail or IM. There are many women who have no interest in meeting and just want to cyber talk. I am 35 and I stand 6-0, and 235 pounds, short sandy brown hair, baby blue eyes, and a gotee. Nice guy, gentleman, romantic and a great sense of humor. Looking for some safe, no strings attached encounter this afternoon or early evening. (YEAH, hand me the phone, quick!) It can range from just making out and petting to a full body sensual massage to something more, if that is what you want. It can go as far as you want or are comfortable. (Is this guy for real?) I have a picture only if you are interested in meeting today. You can IM me at ---- or better yet call me at ------------. hey subs, if anyone's interested, i'll send you his phone number! hahahahahaha ~rain~

Myste -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/7/2004 2:56:26 PM)
*I want you to dominate/use me." And they are a 1000 miles away. LOL or the best one from someone I met at a party.... "Someday when you are in the bottom of your switch mode, or just vanilla, I would like to talk with you." Gee... am I not worth talking to in the Top mode????

MistressKiss -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/8/2004 4:30:19 PM)
This was great...don't you just want to puke when you get mail like this? My contribution is the age-old ... "a/s/l" !! I want to reach through the screen and kill when I see that!!

sub4hire -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/9/2004 4:55:26 PM)
Here is my most bizarre for the day. Don't have a clue what it means. Or where he got it from...could have confused me with someone else I guess. "it must be so nice to beable to go to church. but deep down you are so dark. mmmmm"

belongtoyou -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/10/2004 1:23:11 PM)
Here's one i cut and paste from "Ask a Sub" today! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ladies in Va.,De.,Pa.,Md.,Nj.,who also like to enjoy a normal time once in a while.Write me ****** I can be a Real Gentleman and Treat Ladies with the respect they so much are suppose to have. _____________________________ need females that r submissive,slaves,sluts perhaps we need a Trolls only personals board? ~rain~

obey -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/15/2004 1:27:09 AM)
My oddest one this weeks been, 'Have you ever been humiliated in front of your friends and family with your urine?' Uh huh because that's always a better line then hello

iwillserveu -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/15/2004 1:46:37 AM)
I made a "Where top ten troll messages board in the Lounge because I could not find this one. I wrote this quote: I can't find it and I got a new one quote: "Little bitch get back to me i am looking for a piggie." Needless to say the author lives no where near me, etc.

perverseangelic -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/15/2004 9:22:43 AM)
my favorite one thus far "what would it take for me to take you away from your master" (coming after we'd corresponded [he'd written one liners which i'd replied too because i'd have felt rude otherwise] and i'd made it clear i wasn't looking.)

MJsfool -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/15/2004 11:00:38 AM)
Oh my, that question has endless possibilities. I guess my most irritating one is the "Age, Sex, Location" or A/S/L one. You can tell right away it's not a reg. The only people asking that now days are trolls.

MJsfool -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/15/2004 11:02:40 AM)
But when it comes to BDSM, it's the trolls that stride into the room and declare themselves Master that really get me going. I don't think a real Master would do that. It's just not done.

MJsfool -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/15/2004 11:08:57 AM)
Dear Mistress, it is possible that these are idiots or teenage boys isn't it?

akame -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/15/2004 1:14:25 PM)
all ya gotta do to read all of mine is look through my journal, there is some real stupid ones in there, lol, hugzzz, me

belongtoyou -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/26/2004 7:16:19 AM)
Here's one i got this morning, from another website, and this one is for the books! Hmmm... beat you, fuck you, make you cry. Stick my cock down your throat. Maybe piss all over you after I'm done. Sounds tasty! That's lovely for one's first note, is it not? So polite and respectful, gotta love it! ~rain~

belongtoyou -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/26/2004 7:20:43 AM)
OH wait, this one only gets better! Here's his profile from bondage.com, with all his vital stats included: pure_evil Seeking sweet innocents A 44 year old Straight male top from Illinois. Erotically nasty gent here. My likes: many and diverse. I'm quite good at rope bondage, enjoy forcing all sorts of things where they don't fit, and have been known to put lit cigars where most people wouldn't. My dislikes: needy behavior, slovenliness, and being kept waiting. Negotiation: a pointless discussion beginning with the mistaken assumption that I give a shit what you want. Any questions? Actually, i do have a question for this one: How recently was he released from prison? ~rain~

BlackGoddess -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/26/2004 9:33:09 AM)
in no particular order... Is that really your pic on your profile? No, since I'm really a blond blue-eyed supermodel, I wanted to put a picture of a Black BBW on my profile. Dayummm, how big are your insert crude term for "breasts" here? If I wanted people to know, don't you think I would have put that in my profile? a/s/l Would you say this to someone in person? no hello, no how are you, just a/s/l On the positive side, this is my favorite: Mistress, may I chat with you? This shows respect and allows me to answer yea or nay

wantonpainslut -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/26/2004 11:34:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: belongtoyou This email deserves a Topic Post all it's own! Although i've clearly stated that i am NOT looking for a Dom/Master right now, this is the type of email i get on occasion. Also, the subject heading was "Remember Me?" and i've never spoken to this troll before! Enjoy! Hi, I am a strict demanding kind rough gentle controlling agressive assertive loving kind dominant 5-11 175 brown haired blue eyed surfer cowboy turned international businessman. I own an investment banking firm and develop projects all around the world. Most recently I have built a toll bridge, some thirty banks and a block factory, and a university all in Europe. I live in Chicago and also have property close right on Lake Michigan where I am building a glass house on top of a sand dune overlooking the lake with a panoramic vista of the city of Chicago's skyline, dunes trees and birdies as far as your eyes can see. I love the water and miss the ocean, I have also lived in Hawaii, Florida, and British Columbia all right on the ocean. I appreciate the finer things in life and since I have simple tastes, simply the finest will do. I love sailing, power boating, scuba diving and walks on the beach with pantherra, my pure black mastiff. I love animals and have a Neapolitan mastiff and breed and enjoy breeding and riding my Arabian horses. I love skiing, that would be both jet, and snow but am not particularly enamored with the cold. I love all the fine arts especially gallery showings and the museums around the world and most of the performing arts, especially the ballet, and movies. I love shopping, traveling, reading and learning via all methods, gourmet foods, both cooking and eating out, good companionship, intense mental and physical stimulation, and building my empire. Care to serve me and be empress to the rest? I seek the one that cares to please and does.i am extremely intelligent, well mannered, well educated, polite, classy, fun, safe, sane and act only in mutually agreed to manner. i wish to get to know you better. i have much to offer you on many levels. send future e mails to me at --------- , if you wish to chat you can reach me as ----- on yahoo, or it would be probably be best to speak and possibly even meet. Call me at -----------. I got the same one on bondage.com from investment broker. Then, in a later e-mail from him, he makes it sound like he is stalking me. He has said something along the lines of watching me. Kind of creepy. In another e-mail by a troll, his opening line was "Send me a picture of your pussy and we can go from here."

sarbonn -> RE: Top Ten Troll messages (3/27/2004 9:33:16 AM)
This may sound kind of strange, but as a submissive male (submissive to women), I have gotten quite a few troll contacts over the years. The unfortunate thing is that because I happen to be a submissive male, it is expected that there are so few opportunities available to me (that whole 10 to 1 ratio thing) that a woman contacting me is allowed to be as rude, assuming and not required to even address any questions I might have, even if she's inquiring about whether or not I might want to be owned by her. It reminds me of an experience I had after I broke up with a professional dominant who I had owned me for about three years. This very hot Asian domme in San Francisco (who was not a professional but had seen me and my mistress at parties a lot) contacted me in only days after the big breakup by utilizing some submissive guy who she was in the process of dumping (should have seen the signs, but I didn't). She arranged this meeting betweem the two of us, and I suggested a Berkeley coffee shop. We hadn't sat down longer than two minutes when she produced a contract and told me to look over it and then we could discuss how this was going to work. I was kind of taken aback, especially when "discussion" actually centered on how she was going to benefit from our future ownership arrangement, and questions from me were really not welcome at this time. I could ask questions after I signed. Needless to say, we didn't sign, and for the next three or four months, she went around dragging my name through the mud. And what made it even sadder was that people believed her side of the story because she was highly sought after and a participant in all the cool parties in town whereas I'm somewhat of a nerdy type who was known for contributing to the community in the background, avoiding attention for the most part. Years later, people still find me at fault because I turned down a hot Asian domme that many other guys say they would have killed to be enslaved to. I see a lot of that in the type of trolling that comes as submissive guys. I end up becoming the brunt of condemnation because of really rude guys who pretend to be submissives, and then become fodder for impossible contact situations from the women who know they have the whole world to choose from. The only consolation I've ever gotten out of the whole concept is the fact that I know I'm a sincere submissive and not out for my own personal sexual satisfaction. That's what attracted so many dommes to me over the years cause I certainly don't look like Brad Pitt. Back in the day, it used to actually bring a smile to my face when a domme would dump me for a really hot guy, thinking that she could mold the guy into what I was to her. After making the mistake once, I have never gone back to a mistress who has dumped me in this fashion. I figure a submissive has only one thing he or she can give, and that is oneself. It becomes a valuable commodity, and if it can be given away at Wal Mart prices, you deserve a Wal Mart lifestyle.

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