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cuffnspankme -> RE: Would You Rather?? (11/29/2007 8:27:19 PM)
Um can I use both the bat and axe on my dad? please? WYR walk around with baby spit up on your shirt all day and not know it til you get home or have a big dark spot on the back of your light pants and have everyone point it out

Daddysredhead -> RE: Would You Rather?? (11/29/2007 8:29:50 PM)
baby spit up... been there, done that... lived to see another day [;)] WYR have a really bad haircut or no hair at all?

MrSpectacular -> RE: Would You Rather?? (11/29/2007 9:51:47 PM)
No hair wyr date a caveman or a dwarf

laurell3 -> RE: Would You Rather?? (11/29/2007 10:56:49 PM)
what? don't I date a caveman already on purpose? [8D] sex with your arch enemy or sex with someone you desire with your mother watching?

SeekingMyrmidon -> RE: Would You Rather?? (11/30/2007 3:46:11 AM)
Oh I'd LOVE a serous grudge fuck with an arch enemy. (Of course, I don't think I have one, so hm.) wyr accidentally run over and kill a kid's puppy in front of them, being able to see what's going to happen but not be able to react in time to stop it or accidentally hit and injure but not kill your own beloved pet?

rubberpet -> RE: Would You Rather?? (11/30/2007 6:29:33 AM)
Well, I feel sorry for the kid, but his puppy would have to go. Not that I'll miss that damn, yapping chihuahua! Little bastard barks all damn night while I'm trying to sleep curled up around Mistress's feet! I only wish I could have run over him a few more times...LOL[:D] (Just kidding...I love dogs, I'd hate for either one to happen). Would you rather use a slip-n-slide naked that is covered in human bile (and forced to clean the slide with your tongue afterwards and you must swallow every drop) or be ass-raped for an hour by a group rabid baboons wearing sandpaper condoms and using tabasco as lube?

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Would You Rather?? (11/30/2007 5:52:19 PM)
i cant even answer this one! OMFG, he does it again! i know i broke the rhythm, sorry. wyr: run naked through a sprinkler that has acid coming out of it or go through a human car wash naked that has little razor blades attached to the washing strips?

MrSpectacular -> RE: Would You Rather?? (12/1/2007 8:28:50 AM)
The sprinkler I think wyr - be a living anal douch for homeless homosexuals or blow every homeless person in your town

batshalom -> RE: Would You Rather?? (12/2/2007 11:10:02 AM)
Living anal douche, although I don't believe I have enough spit ... and I will have to invest in a new turkey baster. Would you rather eat a plum out of someone's butt or drink a bottle of Listerine?

rubberpet -> RE: Would You Rather?? (12/2/2007 1:23:16 PM)
I'l love to eat a plum out of Mistress's butt. She's just too sweet to taste like poop! [:D] Would you rather have a fist-sized butt plug super glued in your ass for a year or have your arms and legs amputated?

MrSpectacular -> RE: Would You Rather?? (12/2/2007 2:00:23 PM)
Butt Plug wyr - take a sheep as a date to your company Christmas party or inform your parents you are in love with a sheep

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Would You Rather?? (12/3/2007 8:31:14 AM)
take a sheep, it would get a good laugh dress it up in a little tux and pink panties, LOL wyr: go shopping for shoes with 5 ADHD kids off their meds or walk over broken glass (barefooted) that is covered in acid?

rubberpet -> RE: Would You Rather?? (12/3/2007 11:38:50 AM)
I'd like to take those 5 ADHD kids and drag them over the acid covered glass! That'll straighten them right up! Since I can't do that, I'll take the broken glass and acid, please! Would you rather have a hairy tumor on your neck the size of a football for the rest of your life that is inoperable or have your tongue amputated?

Lumus -> RE: Would You Rather?? (12/3/2007 5:00:31 PM)
That so-called hairy tumour is my head, I'll have you know. "It's not a tumour." WYR - have your parents subjected to a film showing every sexual act you've ever performed; or - be subjected to a film showing every sexual act your parents ever committed?

agoodgirl4Daddy -> RE: Would You Rather?? (12/3/2007 5:07:41 PM)
I would choose... - be subjected to a film showing every sexual act your parents ever committed? I think it would be pretty short!! Would you rather.... ~ do a striptease for your supervisor at work during the big staff meeting or ~ eat nothing but Fancy Feast cat food for a month

MrSpectacular -> RE: Would You Rather?? (12/3/2007 6:53:23 PM)
Striptease please wyr Blow Santa in front of all of the whole Mall or Have one of Santa's elfs roger your ass

Daddysredhead -> RE: Would You Rather?? (12/3/2007 6:58:43 PM)
I'm not sure of the verb "to roger" - but I'm into ass play, so I'll take the rogering elves. WYR eat raw bull testicles for a week or drink slimy water from the bottom of the toilet in the subway bathroom for 5 days?

MrSpectacular -> RE: Would You Rather?? (12/3/2007 9:11:54 PM)
Bull Testicles - I though it was the food thread for a moment wyr - perform you own brain surgery with a hockey stick or amputate your leg with a dead porcupine

untrainedKajira -> RE: Would You Rather?? (12/3/2007 11:39:34 PM)
my own brain surgery WYR cum everytime someone asks you what the time is OR cum everytime someone said hi?

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Would You Rather?? (12/4/2007 2:53:28 AM)
hell, here in the south, people say Hi all the time so i would get mighty tired, so i would have to choose coumming when i am asked the time. wyr: drink a coffe cup full of bleach or drink OJ out of an aids infested lepers ass?

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