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missturbation -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/7/2007 5:01:45 PM)
quote: You have tits. That i do [:D]

NorthernGent -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/7/2007 5:04:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Ya know what NG, for once i totally agree with you. Oh just one little disagree 'See, always something wrong ;-)

AquaticSub -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/7/2007 5:11:15 PM)
~Fast Reply~ For a long time I tended to have more male friends then female. 'Cause, no offense to any women, they were much more interesting. They talked about swords, guns, mud-bogging, fighting, told dirty dirty stories instead of giggling about anything that looked remotely like a penis. This being the case, I was never surprised at all when they turned out to be interested in me. Why not? I enjoyed the stuff they did, I was at least somewhat attractive (varying by who you talk to), I either did the activities or wanted to do the activities that they were interested in and I have boobs and love to make out. It's always made sense to me, but then again Valyraen does tease me about having a very male way of thinking. [;)]

missturbation -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/7/2007 5:13:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Ya know what NG, for once i totally agree with you. Oh just one little disagree 'See, always something wrong ;-) But i'm still handy when you need a fuck yeah?

missturbation -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/7/2007 5:16:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub ~Fast Reply~ For a long time I tended to have more male friends then female. 'Cause, no offense to any women, they were much more interesting. They talked about swords, guns, mud-bogging, fighting, told dirty dirty stories instead of giggling about anything that looked remotely like a penis. This being the case, I was never surprised at all when they turned out to be interested in me. Why not? I enjoyed the stuff they did, I was at least somewhat attractive (varying by who you talk to), I either did the activities or wanted to do the activities that they were interested in and I have boobs and love to make out. It's always made sense to me, but then again Valyraen does tease me about having a very male way of thinking. [;)] I'm with ya, i love the guy talk.

InnocentYoungSub -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/7/2007 5:51:20 PM)
I dunno, the observations about men are just kinda humorous to me.

thompsonx -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/7/2007 6:07:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation I dont find any of them attractive, well maybe one. missturbation: I know...so the next time you are in California knock me up. thompson

Griswold -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/7/2007 6:08:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation But i'm still handy when you need a fuck yeah? I can go with that. (Now that I think about it....I can always go with that).

Crush -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/7/2007 6:09:08 PM)
It's simple...guys are simple beings. Eat, sex, sleep, sex, sports, sex....see the theme? Actually, I do have friends that are female, but that doesn't mean I didn't think/fantasize about them, even though I'd not go there. So it is always a part of a guy....thinking about getting into your pants...but it doesn't control us past a certain age (from what I hear...I'm only 53, after all!) Edited to add: Yep...nice breasts....

Griswold -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/7/2007 6:12:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Crush It's simple...guys are simple beings. Eat, sex, sleep, sex, sports, sex....see the theme? As a male I take offense to that. (I couldn't care less about sports).

Crush -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/7/2007 6:24:10 PM)
What? You don't watch women's beach volleyball?

SoHott -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/7/2007 6:29:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Was thinking about friends this evening and realised i have more male friends than i do women. Now this in itself was no big shock to me but i did begin to wonder why !?! I have always thought it was because i think many women (and no not all, so please do not flame me) can be out and out bitches, jealous, under handed and quite nasty. A lot of my female friends have, and excuse my french fucked me over big style. I just don't find that with my male friends. I guess you could say pick better friends but i have never had the same problem with my male friends. So can it really be that my judgement of females is just so out of synch with that of males? Apparently not, according to them (the male friends) i can manipulate them with my sex, being female. I've honestly always thought that my male friends were just my friends and that was it. Pretty much like my girlie friends. Seems that isnt so!! To my surprise most of my male friends also fancy me. They say it's very rare to find a 100% platonic relationship between a man and woman. Is it? They also say that fancying your friend changes the dynamics. That as my friend they sometimes want to argue points with me, but as someone who fancies me they don't always. Why? Because they then think all chances of getting in knickers will be off basically !! I'm baffled, i don't get it. Help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sister missturbation, this girl loves your name hugz but it seems that you understand penis extremely well because you are more comfortable with them. this girl loves you dearly but your question should be "Help - I don't understand POLITICS." this girl hears from many that "O I just Hate Politics!!!" and yet she has never heard that from a person who is extremely good at playing politics, they LOVE politics. And so is it that people either hate or love politics, or is it perhaps that they HATE LOSING at politics and LOVE WINNING at politics..? Politics is the human condition at play, the stakes are high, everything in your life depends on your skill level. Politics is the most important game of all. being with men a lot this girl assumes you've played cards with them, like Poker, and she also assumes you are familiar with the concept of the ante. Politics is like the ante. Complaining about having to ante up would prolly get you lots of "wtf is your problem..?" looks from the other players. is it truly better to be a big fish in a little pond..? i.e. shooting fish in a barrel (a woman just hanging out with men) or is it just easier..? don't be lazy, come back to your sisters and ante up kiss

TreasureKY -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/7/2007 8:27:30 PM)
Fast reply: I realize it is the correct plural form of "penis", but penises just looks funny. I think it should be peni. [;)]

MissMagnolia -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/7/2007 8:31:57 PM)
Agreed. Or cactii. Or peniseseses.

sexyred1 -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/7/2007 8:36:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChicagoSwitchMal I obviously can't speak for women but my opinion is that women don't automatically default to "how fuckable is this person?" each second. I'm sure they have strictly platonic relationships without that distraction. Maybe I am wrong. Don't be too sure about that. All the women I know, including me, use the same criteria as men, we look at men and ask "how doable is he?" even if he is a co-worker, friend of our brother, our really cute doctor, the gas station attendent, the contruction worker, even our gay male friends. But I think the difference is, we just think about it, but not constantly wonder how we are going to get in their pants or we don't let it interfere with the friendship, or just stay friends in the hopes that it will be more. I don't know why people think women are not as sexually oriented as men. If you heard a group of women talk it might be worse than a group of men...

AquaticSub -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/8/2007 7:02:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SoHott is it truly better to be a big fish in a little pond..? i.e. shooting fish in a barrel (a woman just hanging out with men) or is it just easier..? don't be lazy, come back to your sisters and ante up kiss Considering that I am woman who hangs out with a men probably more than I do with women, I just have to say... what the fuck? Since when is having male friends and hanging out with men shooting fish in a barrel? I'd hang out with more women if more women in my real life were interesting enough to hang out with.

joanus -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/8/2007 7:45:59 AM)
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

sweetavani -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/8/2007 9:17:31 AM)
i thought this was a great thread... i have no answers to offer but i have this same kinda problem, i have very very few women friends and if those friendships actually last any length of time it is amazing... i just get tired of hearing about "them" there never seems to be a chance to talk about me.. we my guy friends it works both ways... yes i do get tired of them trying to get in my pants but well that is the nature of the beast.. avani

bipolarber -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/8/2007 9:22:39 AM)
Yes, I'm afraid it's true. Guys just want to nail any female that might say, "yes." (This is why gentlemen prefer blondes... it's not the hair color so much, it's the fact that blondes tend to say yes more.) missturbation, if you are well endowed, I'm sure you've noticed how many conversations you've had with your male friends' foreheads, as they are looking slightly downward as they are talking to you... I have the same, but gender reversed problem: I prefer to hang out with the women. I think I have maybe three guy friends, and a couple dozen women whom I buddy around with. The reasons are pretty simple: have you ever tired to hang out with guys when they are farting, belching, and discussing sports or cars? Meanwhile, at the party, you'll find me in the kitchen with the girls, talking about relationships, latest movies, politics... (Plus, I'm surrounded by all the nice things I enjoy: tits, pussies, legs, beautiful faces....) So I ask you, is having more friends of the opposite sex REALLY a problem? I think the real problem would be not having ANY friends. Oh, and the guys I AM friends with? Two are bisexual. The other is a film making buddy.

NorthernGent -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/8/2007 9:29:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Ya know what NG, for once i totally agree with you. Oh just one little disagree 'See, always something wrong ;-) But i'm still handy when you need a fuck yeah? No. I never consider women with a lust for shoes.

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