bipolarber -> RE: KINKY XMAS TREATS (11/8/2007 1:07:17 PM)
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How about gingerbread man, wearing a long, black gumdrop at his crotch, with little icing straps to hold it in place? "Not my gumdrop buttons! Anything but my gumdrop buttons!" -gingerbread man "Shrek" Um, I don't know if you make peppermint striped candy "canes" or not... but making them proportioned like you would a rattan school-style cane might be cute... or maybe a really thick one that could be used as a dildo... you could display it on a platter with some white dollops of divinity. Maybe a cake of a sleigh, being pulled by eight tiny pony girls? (Or nine, with the lead one having a red ballgag "nose")
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