Lucylastic -> RE: air in the vagina (11/20/2007 6:17:29 AM)
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When I was a new mum, hubby and I had just finished a rambunctious round of nookie and my parents turned up on the doorstep, as we were sitting chatting, I got up to go and make some tea and every step I took, there was a fanny fart(queef) I couldnt stop I tried to pretend nothing was happening, I ran out into the kitchen queefin all the way, it felt like it was never ending.. even in the kitchen, laughing would force one out. I felt like I had a whoopee cushion inside me. Sooooooooo embarrassing, but all I could do was laugh, Had them many times since, but there doesnt seem to be rhyme or reason behind it. ps disclaimer...we call em fanny farts in the UK( well in my area)...being that fanny means pussy, not ass...just in case anyone isnt aware of that :) Lucy
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