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My profile - 11/19/2007 4:57:20 PM   
feralkyttin


Posts: 182
Joined: 11/14/2007
Status: offline 		You want  humor?  See my profile and let me know what you think, please!!!

Curious,
    meesha / feral kyttin
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RE: My profile - 11/19/2007 5:06:10 PM   
Muttling


Posts: 1612
Joined: 9/30/2007
Status: offline 		I'm from Tennessee, we don't read anything that's more than 5 lines long.   I did, however, take pleasure in the pictures.  

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RE: My profile - 11/19/2007 5:13:14 PM   
Raechard


Posts: 3513
Joined: 3/10/2007
From: S.E. London U.K.
Status: offline 		There is only one picture you bluffer you.

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RE: My profile - 11/19/2007 5:43:45 PM   
Arpig


Posts: 9930
Joined: 1/3/2006
From: Increasingly further from reality
Status: offline 		Way too many words and not enough humour to float them

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Ha Ha...Charade you are!

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RE: My profile - 11/19/2007 6:27:55 PM   
Saratov


Posts: 1716
Joined: 10/22/2005
Status: offline 		Okay, checked out the profile.    No offense buuuttt, what is the cyber version of 'motor mouth'?  Not a shy one, willing to talk, and talk... explaining....

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RE: My profile - 11/19/2007 7:03:33 PM   
MissMagnolia


Posts: 3636
Status: offline 		OK, I looked. Where's the humorous bit?

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RE: My profile - 11/19/2007 7:07:28 PM   
grlneedstolearn


Posts: 728
Joined: 1/29/2007
Status: offline 		It was a little too long for my taste, but i read it anyways. Umm humor where was it again?

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RE: My profile - 11/19/2007 7:19:54 PM   
chellekitty


Posts: 3923
Joined: 3/27/2005
Status: offline 		the humor was in getting us to attempt to read that....

now thats a verbosity kink if i ever saw one....


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RE: My profile - 11/19/2007 7:23:48 PM   
laurell3


Posts: 6577
Joined: 5/5/2005
Status: offline 		sorry, reading any profile that long is a hard limit for me!

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When you fail to consider that I am the best judge for what is right for me, all of your opinions become suspect to me.

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RE: My profile - 11/19/2007 9:58:09 PM   
darchChylde


Posts: 5279
Joined: 9/28/2006
From: Warm Springs, GA but i live in San Francisco.
Status: offline 		how odd, i didn't even touch myself as i read that... i feel violated

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if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?

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RE: My profile - 11/20/2007 12:26:00 AM   
feralkyttin


Posts: 182
Joined: 11/14/2007
Status: offline 		Thanks for the feedback everyone.  I understand everyone's views and opinions.  I also appreciate them.  Especially the guy from Tennessee.  I know.  Most people don't read or write.  I got good laughs out of your responses, though.  Thanks.  Oh... and to the guy who called me a bluffer.... Wanna bet?  I just haven't found time to post any more pictures.  I've been too busy running around in circles on CM.

Come on.  Bet me.  I dare you, Sir!

Forget the freak.  You're just nature!

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RE: My profile - 11/20/2007 5:07:39 AM   
camille65


Posts: 5746
Joined: 7/11/2007
From: Austin Texas
Status: offline 		I read it and to be blunt I found it boring and it felt forced. I'm not normally this blunt but you did ask people to read it and for commentary afterward.Maybe if you pare it down to 1/3 of the original some may see humor in it.

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RE: My profile - 11/20/2007 6:31:45 AM   
Raechard


Posts: 3513
Joined: 3/10/2007
From: S.E. London U.K.
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quote:

ORIGINAL: feralkyttin
Oh... and to the guy who called me a bluffer.... Wanna bet?  I just haven't found time to post any more pictures. 


I wasn’t calling you a bluffer as I don’t make those judgements. I was referring to the person above me who said, “I did, however, take pleasure in the pictures”. You obviously only had one picture up and so he hadn’t really looked in my opinion at that time.

As you know him though he may have been referring to other pictures but I obviously wasn't aware of this. 

< Message edited by Raechard -- 11/20/2007 6:52:34 AM >

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えへまにんへえや
Nobody wants to listen to the same song over and over again!

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RE: My profile - 11/20/2007 9:05:18 AM   
proudsub


Posts: 6142
Joined: 1/31/2004
From: Washington
Status: offline 		Oh my aging eyes--sorry can't read those color combinations.

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proudsub

"Without goals you become what you were. With goals you become what you wish." .

"You are entitled to your own opinions but not your own facts"--Alan Greenspan


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RE: My profile - 11/25/2007 7:06:15 AM   
SeeksOnlyOne


Posts: 2012
Joined: 5/14/2007
Status: offline 		well.....ya might wanna try seeking out them meds ya mentioned at the beginning......i didnt get past that part.....

ahhhhhhhhhh makes me glad there was no internet when i was 23

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in those moments of solitude, does everyone sometimes think they are insane? or is it just me?

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RE: My profile - 11/25/2007 9:59:46 AM   
MrSpectacular


Posts: 1153
Joined: 8/27/2007
Status: offline 		Boring and self indulgent - forcing humor is not good. 

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RE: My profile - 11/25/2007 10:40:29 AM   
feralkyttin


Posts: 182
Joined: 11/14/2007
Status: offline 		LMAO

what's a verbosity kind?

to a kind monk in my head:  Thanks for defining SEMANTICS

Mr Spectacular:  Spectacular... thanks...

SeekOnlyOne: The meds have been sought

proudsub:  Try highlighting the entire thing and cutting and pasting it to another program, such as word or notepad.

camille:  please forgive me for the use of force

darchChyle:  You SHOULD! DIRTY BOY!

laurell:  Your limits are respected

grlneedstole:  Sorry about that

MissMagnolia:  I suppose I've forgotten where I put it, by now

Saratov:  Thank you for pointing that out

Everyone:  I've finished making an ass of myself, now, if that's okay with you?

Me:  Shut up you silly slut!!!!

WOOHOO! FREE! FUN! HAPPY! PLAY! DANCE NAKY!  JUNGLE FARK! FARK YOURSELF! OR DO NOT! AS YOU WISH! WOOHOO!

I R DUPID
DUPID R U?
DUPID IS OK
OK ? ... for now?

meh......

oh.... and a WISE KYTTIN once said..... LOL.... ONCE

I AM NOT CUTE DAMMIT

Many Masters evidently say many things, for many reasons.  Many women assume they can and should know why.  Perhaps all they should do is what OBVIOUSLY feels RIGHT to them?

Say it twice
GIRL is KAJIRA
KAJIRA is GIRL
MASTER is GOREAN
GOREAN is MASTER

Just say it.  Say it as many times as you want.... or don't... Just go get JUNGEL FARKED FOR ALL I CARE *SMIRKS LOUDLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY*

Okay..... back to this ass on a platter thing.... I suppose I really SHOULD do something about that.... among other things... Perhaps a MASTER could HELP?  LMAO

Does anyone else feel like they are talking to themselves?
Am I listening?
Am I answering?
Am I trying?
YES! GIVE ME TIME MASTER!.... er... please, if you wish?  LOL




Gorean women, whether slave or Free,know, that their simple presence, brings joy to men,and I cannot think but that this pleases them.
Outlaw of Gor, pg 54

















< Message edited by feralkyttin -- 11/25/2007 10:51:04 AM >

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RE: My profile - 11/25/2007 11:35:39 AM   
philosophy


Posts: 5284
Joined: 2/15/2004
Status: offline 		FR


...lay off the coffee.......

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RE: My profile - 11/25/2007 12:39:05 PM   
Momentum


Posts: 31
Joined: 2/18/2007
Status: offline 		How many Goreans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ans: Two, someone to stick the candle in the light socket and someone to light it.

Master why is wax dripping from the ceiling? it’s because candles are not meant to be dangling upside down you ejiet!  

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RE: My profile - 11/26/2007 12:36:48 AM   
DefiantFlower


Posts: 204
Joined: 2/15/2007
Status: offline 		*groans and walks away shaking her head*

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