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Shawn1066 -> Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 11:03:41 AM)
OK, so I've finally gotten a first on CM. I've been asked to be people's slave numerous times, even though I'm owned. I've been chastised for not being "twue" just because I wouldn't call and have phone sex with a "Domme" who's not my Owner...but this takes the cake. Here's some highlights of a message I got earlier today: "very yummy profile... Your Gorgeous will you please help me Ma'am? i was trained as a Master and Sub for two years by the Best OF the best! i have a huge Nylon Fetish and love heels and corsets and garters ...please seduce me with your nylons and heels and ill fallow you anywhere :)" --Later-- "...i'm not a money slave but if you require a tribute i can send many money slaves to you OK? i want to be total feminized and be your pet and sissy slut slave ..and T-girl ...i want to keep my cock working for you ...i am not gay ..but bi curious..and have a live cam for you to see at _________ ...kneels and licks ~ your heels ...your pet _________ if you so desire...humbly kneels." I know I'm a tad on the feminine side, but I had no idea...I know my Owner won't allow me to be a Mistress, though... Do you have any examples or stories like this?

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 11:07:01 AM)
I know I am in a lot of your pictures... but I had to get a laugh from it. This is what happens when someone gets distracted by the pretty pictures and forgets to check gender, much less a profile. The light blue should have given it away though... youd think

sexyred1 -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 11:11:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Shawn1066 OK, so I've finally gotten a first on CM. I've been asked to be people's slave numerous times, even though I'm owned. I've been chastised for not being "twue" just because I wouldn't call and have phone sex with a "Domme" who's not my Owner...but this takes the cake. Here's some highlights of a message I got earlier today: "very yummy profile... Your Gorgeous will you please help me Ma'am? i was trained as a Master and Sub for two years by the Best OF the best! i have a huge Nylon Fetish and love heels and corsets and garters ...please seduce me with your nylons and heels and ill fallow you anywhere :)" --Later-- "...i'm not a money slave but if you require a tribute i can send many money slaves to you OK? i want to be total feminized and be your pet and sissy slut slave ..and T-girl ...i want to keep my cock working for you ...i am not gay ..but bi curious..and have a live cam for you to see at _________ ...kneels and licks ~ your heels ...your pet _________ if you so desire...humbly kneels." I know I'm a tad on the feminine side, but I had no idea...I know my Owner won't allow me to be a Mistress, though... Do you have any examples or stories like this? Well you know what happened, right? They saw your Mistress in your photos and got carried away (all great photos by the way, of both of you). And this happens to us all. I am a sub and constantly get the Mistress can I be your slave emails even though I clearly identify myself. It happens; no one reads anymore!!

GhitaAmati -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 11:17:03 AM)
LMAO fox....Ive been mistaken for single..and for a Mistress...but never for the opposite gender....yet at least.... I speak rather clearly on my profile that I am happily owned and not interested in anything but chatting..and yet I often get messages asking me to move to some other country to be someones slave or whatever....the last time I was asked to move I said I would as soon as they sent airfaire for me, m husband, and our three kids and bought us a home in the town he was asking me to move to.

youngpupforBCms -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 11:17:51 AM)
LoL that was pretty amusing and I could see how if they just went nuts without looking at your profile more closely they would make some really stupid blunders like that, you do have some great pictures by the way, lol the first time I seen your main profile pic I went wtf?!? because with the gray shading and angle of the shot it looks a hell of alot like me, and I had to look alot closer a few times to catch all the differences after that they seemed more clearer lol but at first it really threw me for a loop.

youngsubgeoff -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 11:23:19 AM)
Ive had female subs confuse me for a dom... but never for a domme! I cant stop laughing. gonna place this in the WTF folder now...

thetammyjo -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 11:29:53 AM)
lol Very odd. I can say that my Fox has gotten simply come ons but only when he's on a few of his furry realms where he roleplays being a vixen. That's his own fault for playing a femme character and he doesn't mind.

slaveboy291 -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 11:35:45 AM)
It's not just subs who do this. Gotta message once from a dom who didn't read my profile(before i changed it) she was looking for online and not r/t which i am and listed as a hard-limit foot fetishes, which is one of my passions. She sent me 2-word messages(i hate those, how are you supposed to reply to hello? And no i don't do this, so it's not what a what goes around comes around thing) and then when i told her i wasn't interested in online she said i was wasting her time. Yeah, i tried asking her what she was into, she didn't read my profile obviously. But i wasted her time. Oookaaaaaayyyy And she was the one who replied to my add(actually i think some people out here think leaving a message in a persons mailbox is like sending messages on im. That's my theory of one-line replies. People think because a persons on-site that that inboxes are like instant messanger) But she was young, no harm, no foul. She'll learn. i still found it funny that somebody who responded to me and constantly sent 1 or 2 word messages and obviously didn't read my profile claimed i was wasting her time.

laurell3 -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 1:10:40 PM)
LOL Shawn, that's hilarious, thanks for the laugh. I wouldn't attribute this stupidity to anything in your profile or your attributes. It's just damn silly and funny!

BloodLuna -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 2:11:50 PM)
Shawn - very funny!!!! But I agree with sexyred - they saw the beautiful mistress (wavies to DV) and wanted to be the boy in the photo and emailed without using their brain (the one in their skull) You two look beautiful together and happy and any sub would want what you have!!! I've actually have Dominant males write me, their profiles screaming - alpha male, lord over all women, yet in their letters they are begging to be my "slut, slave, sissy toy." I find that absolutely hilarious!!!! My Dom has a profile on here. He's Goth, long haired (and looks great in a skirt) but he has been mistaken for a woman MANY times. I have to say tho that - since women ROCK - I don't consider that an insult! [sm=shake.gif] Lady Luna Edited because an author should have better spelling than a 1st grader!

IamJustMe2C -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 2:28:36 PM)
LOL Shawn I love the pic with the Fox on your head. Ive been called many things and mistaked for a little less but my gender has not come into question. Just goes to show you what kind of morons are out there. Just use it as a tool when ever your blue read it and laugh. You have a built in pick me up that way. LOL Be Well to you and all in your house

SunNMoon -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 3:12:11 PM)
Shawn won’t you be my domme? Pretty please? [:D] hehehe Let’s see, haven’t gotten any that bad. Just the normal slave from remote part of the world that wants to worship my feet. Nothing that bad through.

MsIncontrol -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 3:41:40 PM)
LOL. Thanks for the laugh today. I needed it. Our profile is that of a FemDom couple and we state that I am the Domme...but more than half of the emails we get are Dear Sir... No, people don't read profiles...and half of them are mass mailing people anyway.

ItalianSMistress -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 4:07:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SunNMoon Shawn won’t you be my domme? Pretty please? [:D] hehehe AAAWWWW I was gonna ask and you beat Me to it And now, the world will blow up, LOL In all seriousness tho, no one seems to read the profiles, least of all the stupid sub boys that randomly just email every Domme they see,,,,once and a while I will post a whole blog entry of stupid messages from here. Its pretty pathetic at times.

LadyIce -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 4:12:41 PM)
You just joined, you will get used to this after while. I don't read the majority of the emails I get on this site. I delete most unread, the majority are normally very similar in content.

petdave -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 4:23:43 PM)
Just FYI, if you want to stop getting requests to become someone's slave, you might want to take Dominant Women off of your "Actively Seeking" list [&:] Or you could just put up my picture instead [8D] i've been mistaken for female in person (long hair, lots of earrings, never mind the 5 o'clock shadow) but never anything like that. That's a keeper. See if he'll send some of those money slaves my way, xmas shopping is looking pretty grim this year.

slaveboy291 -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 4:29:22 PM)
Yes some guys are really really pathetic. And desperate they don't look closely to make sure who there responding too is a man or a woman. I've run into that myself not here but elsewhere. In a way I feel a little sympathetic towards them because like I said they're desperate and I know how hard it is to find what your looking for. On the other hand, cm'on pay attention to who your replying too. Your just making yourselves look incredibly stupid. But Shawn your story takes the cake. Fuck.

DrkJourney -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 4:32:29 PM)
Get things like this daily...welcome to the club....LOL

BlackKnight -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 4:37:03 PM)
can you say 'DEE DEE DEE' Well no you know their level of inteligence. oh, and nice, artistic pictures.

DianeB269 -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 4:51:31 PM)
Yep, most of the messages I get here are from people who did not real my profile.. This is the part they do not read or maybe they just don't understand it. "I'm slowly looking at all the LOCAL male sub profiles here. If I like what I see, I will send you a message....So, don't send me a message unless you hear from me first." Diane

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