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DMFParadox -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 5:05:50 PM)

Awesome!  I don't get enough idiot letters.  I thought my profile would be a cinch for them, but so far I've only gotten emails from girls I have to credit with average or above intelligence... if lacking in common sense for actually contacting me, but still--I wish I got more outright idiots.  I would have SO much fun screwing with these people.  It's much easier for me when I have a reason to, although that's not a strict requirement.  Next one you get, can I play with them?  Pleeeese?

I'm the kind of person that's had 20-email-long exchanges with Nigerians, just to see how far they'd go.  I got one to offer me his wife in exchange for my bank account number, and I spent the next 10 letters giving out a fake one digit at a time while he gave me equally fictional details in return.  It was a masterpiece of fuckery, I kept my office entertained for months with that one--although that dude that got his pet Nigerian to hold up a sign saying "Do Me Please in the Buttocks" or something like it has me beat.  But I'm working on it.

D




laurell3 -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 5:39:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DMFParadox

Awesome!  I don't get enough idiot letters.  I thought my profile would be a cinch for them, but so far I've only gotten emails from girls I have to credit with average or above intelligence... if lacking in common sense for actually contacting me, but still--I wish I got more outright idiots.  I would have SO much fun screwing with these people.  It's much easier for me when I have a reason to, although that's not a strict requirement.  Next one you get, can I play with them?  Pleeeese?

I'm the kind of person that's had 20-email-long exchanges with Nigerians, just to see how far they'd go.  I got one to offer me his wife in exchange for my bank account number, and I spent the next 10 letters giving out a fake one digit at a time while he gave me equally fictional details in return.  It was a masterpiece of fuckery, I kept my office entertained for months with that one--although that dude that got his pet Nigerian to hold up a sign saying "Do Me Please in the Buttocks" or something like it has me beat.  But I'm working on it.

D


ROFL I bet you're hell on telemarketers.  I doubt they're lacking in common sense for contacting you, it's all about the new hawt pic DMF! [8D]




slaveboy291 -> RE: Proof People Don't Read Profiles (11/20/2007 6:29:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DMFParadox

Awesome!  I don't get enough idiot letters.  I thought my profile would be a cinch for them, but so far I've only gotten emails from girls I have to credit with average or above intelligence... if lacking in common sense for actually contacting me, but still--I wish I got more outright idiots.  I would have SO much fun screwing with these people.  It's much easier for me when I have a reason to, although that's not a strict requirement.  Next one you get, can I play with them?  Pleeeese?

I'm the kind of person that's had 20-email-long exchanges with Nigerians, just to see how far they'd go.  I got one to offer me his wife in exchange for my bank account number, and I spent the next 10 letters giving out a fake one digit at a time while he gave me equally fictional details in return.  It was a masterpiece of fuckery, I kept my office entertained for months with that one--although that dude that got his pet Nigerian to hold up a sign saying "Do Me Please in the Buttocks" or something like it has me beat.  But I'm working on it.

D



Roflmao!!!!  Funniest thing I've read all day.

Remind me to stay on you good side.  Lol




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