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ORIGINAL: Aylee

As a TWUE dominate, your kink is the ONLY acceptable kink.  You must make sure that everyone else is aware of this.

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Back to the OP. . .

As a twue dominate you must speak of how "strict" you are at every possible chance. 

And if ANY joke threads start for sub-types (like that 20 things you should never do list) you MUST post how ANY s-type of YOURS who even considered ANY of those would be out the door immediatly. 

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ORIGINAL: Level

Any twue Dominate would know that it's "!Kung"....... [:D]

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

From the subs you have Collars of Protection on, take the ones who perform best on webcam and IM and put Collars of Consideration on them.  Make sure they all know about their "sister subs" because it will keep them on their toes trying to out-perform the others.

From the Collars of Consideration subs, take the one with the size 00 body and size DD boobs and make her the "alpha sub".  After all, she earned it.

I have issues with the idea of letting her know she is an alpha sub.  This tends to create a sense of hierarchical structure among the teeming throng of women running around wearing my collars of consideration.

All submissives must be treated equally.  Failure to do this causes them to argue amongst each other and distract them from their purpose, serving me, wearing their cheerleader or zombie sex slave outfits, and enjoying giving me blow jobs and me giving them butt sex.

Just me, could be wrong, etc.

Sinergy

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

and definitely include a chapter on how hilariously funny it is to arrange to meet a possible parter, but then not turn up

I am not sure I would consider it hilariously funny to arrange to meet and not show up.  This goes more in keeping with the Dominate / submit paradigm.  The submit must do what I wish the submit to do, since I am the Dominate.
Arranging a meeting is all well and good, and the submit will prove their commitment to a long term dynamic with me by showing up ON TIME at the arranged meeting.

However, since I am the Dominate, I refuse to submit to a timetable, rules of ettiquette, or common courtesy, as these are all societal constructs specifically designed to disrespect my Dominate status as it is defined in the first 5 books of Gor and Thelonius Masterlorddomdude's tome "How To Be An Old Guard Dominate."  As a Dominate, I refuse to allow others to shackle me with their lack of comprehension.

The submit can prove their commitment to being with me by the following.

1)  Showing up ON TIME at the meeting place.  There is nothing any self-respecting Dominate dislikes more than a submit who cannot keep a schedule.

2)  The submit shall accept that I had a better offer and respectfully ask what my earliest opportunity to meet will be. 

3)  The submit shall understand that they may not have sex with or communicate with any other person from the moment I have hit "send" on my initial mail message to them.

4) Understand that one of the submits first duties will be to procure other sex partners.  If this requires the submit to have sex with them repeatedly in order to convince them to go to bed with me, the submit shall understand that my righteous indignation and jealous rants are reasonable behavior on my part for the submit's skanky ways.

5) The submit shall understand that the multiple sex partners and situations I get myself in to are simply reasonable and necessary behavior for me in order to further learn how to best act as a good Dominate.  In other words, the Dominate is not doing this for him/her, he/she is doing it in the submit's best interest.

6) The submit shall, at all times, sit in a tree, screeching, and throwing feces at any Pro-Domme who happens to pass by.

7) The submit shall endeavor to learn how to put slashes into his/her words.  This can best be accomplished by spending several years in Botswana with the Kung tribe in order to develop the correct glottal stop procedures.

8) The submit shall fully understand and support that while the submit wears my collar, turns down any and all offers to have sex, abstains from all masturbation or orgasms during his/her time in Botswana, that the Dominate has needs which the submit is failing to take care of, as is his/her position, the submit shall understand and support the Dominates need to care for those needs with any and all submits that cross their path.

9)  The submit shall be willing to dump their children at the nearest orphanage, climb in their car, and move in to the Dominate's home to live on a pallet in the garage so as not to interfere in the life of the Dominate.  The house shall be clean and cared for at all times, in case the Dominate wants to bring a date home.

10) The submit shall memorize within 30 minutes the Dominate's 10,000 rules of "How to be a good submit."  Further, the submit shall understand that rules may be added or deleted at any time, without notice, and she is expected to fully understand and abide by any rule changes, and accept any punishments for transgressions the Dominate deems relevant.

11)  The submit shall understand that the Dominate holds copyrights on the 10,000 rules of "How to be a good
submit" and shall never share any of these with other Dominates or submits.

I hope this has been educational and informative.

Sinergy

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

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ORIGINAL: Level

Any twue Dominate would know that it's "!Kung"....... [:D]

Well, it is really my failing for not twaining in Botswana long enough to learn "click speak", you see,  I do not spell what I cannot say.. so if you can't say the "!", don't spell it