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hahaha - 11/21/2007 4:47:03 PM

SeeksOnlyOne

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> While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
bottle
> on the sand picked it up.
>
> Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,
> "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
>
> Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you
> know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
>
> The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
> returned to that bottle forever."
>
> Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the
> woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three Americanwomen
> in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you."
>
> The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
>
> The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
> Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.
>
> His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health
> insurance.
>
> God is good
>

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RE: hahaha - 11/21/2007 8:08:38 PM

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lol karma baby!

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RE: hahaha - 11/22/2007 10:57:04 AM

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Two Women in Heaven

1st woman: "Hi! My name is Wanda."

2nd woman: "Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?"

1st woman: "I froze to death."

2nd woman:" How horrible!"

1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?"

2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him, but instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV."

1st woman: "So, what happened?"

2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died."

1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. Then we'd BOTH still
be alive."

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