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Jokes with a KINK - 11/22/2007 9:18:09 AM   
DaddySur


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How can you tell when your dogs are kinky?
They start doing it in the missionary position.
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RE: Jokes with a KINK - 11/22/2007 9:26:39 AM   
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A man and a woman are seated beside one another at a bar getting rather tipsy. With both visibly depressed, the man asks the woman why she's so down to which she replies, “My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed.” “What a coincidence!” he said, “My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed, too.” So they start talking and find that they have much in common, so they decide to go to the woman's apartment and have their kinky sex. When they arrive at her apartment, she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more comfortable. Moments later, she emerges from the bathroom with a tight black leather outfit, complete with whip, handcuffs, a strap-on, and a 12-inch studded dildo. She then hurries into the kitchen, and returns with Tabasco sauce, whipped cream, and a rolling pin. Just as she completes her preparation, she notices that the man is putting on his coat and is headed towards the door. “What's going on?” she asks. “I thought you wanted to get kinky?” The man turns to her and says, “Lady, I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I’m all done.”

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RE: Jokes with a KINK - 11/22/2007 9:32:11 AM   
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At least her ferret was unharmed in the process.  There's something about a furry ferret fucker that is just a tad bit unnatural...LOL!!!

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RE: Jokes with a KINK - 11/22/2007 9:34:45 AM   
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Whats the difference between Pink, Red and Purple?



Your Grip.

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This ones, a little old and gross - 11/22/2007 9:37:08 AM   
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One day grandpa says to grandma "Why don’t we go to the motel like we used to do when we were young and get kinky?"

So they get to the motel and go into the room.

Grandpa takes off his glasses and says he going to get into the shower to freshen up. In the meantime grandma takes off her clothes and gets into bed. She decides to do some leg stretches to limber up ( it’s been awhile ). Well she throws her legs over her head and they get caught in the headboard.

Right then grandpa walks out of the bathroom and sees her that way. "My God woman" he says "you need to put your teeth in and comb your hair, you look like an asshole!"

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This has been posted before, but a classic - 11/22/2007 9:40:23 AM   
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A zoophile, a sadist, a coprophiliac, a rubber fetishist, a
necrophiliac, a pyromaniac, and a masochist are all sitting on a long
bench in the middle of a park (which in itself can’t be a good
thing).

As a cat walks by, the zoophile perks up and says, “Hey, let’s have
sex with that cat!” The sadist says, “Let’s torture the cat, then
have sex with it!” to which the corprophiliac replys, “Well, how about
we torture the cat, have sex with it, then shit on it!”

Considering this, the rubber fetishist says, “then we could dip it in
latex,” to which the necrophiliac adds, “And then we could kill it and
have sex with it again!”

The pyromaniac, while flicking his lighter excitedly speaks up and
states rather decidedly, “Ok—so we’ll torture and have sex with the
cat, then shit on it and dip it in latex. Then we’ll kill the cat and
have sex with it another time, and when we’re done, I’ll set it on
fire!”

With eager faces, they all turn to the masochist who lifts and eyebrow
and says, “Meow?”

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RE: This has been posted before, but a classic - 11/22/2007 10:53:12 AM   
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Daddysur, that was good, gave me a chuckle

ok, this one isnt really all that BDSM related but i like it.

How does a hooker make more money then a drug dealer?



she can wash her crack and resale it.

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