KyttynTheMynx
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Joined: 5/10/2006 From: Moosecrotch, Va Status: offline
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Lilo & Stitch Lilo: Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw! Stitch: This is my family. I found it, all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good. Lilo: Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten. The Devil's Rejects Roy Sullivan: Do you kiss your mama with that mouth? Baby: Trust me, fella. That ain't the only thing I do with this mouth. Darrell: Now ya'll ain't planning on fuckin' these chickens are ya? Charlie Altamont: What the fuck are you getting at? Do you fuck chickens? Darrell: Well, I thought about fuckin' some chickens before? If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy? You just can cut that chicken's head off, stick your dick in the ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah". Charlie Altamont: ...You're saying I would cut off a chicken's head? Stick my dick in it? Fuck it... .And go "Aah"? You accuse me of fucking a chicken, motherfucker? Darrell: I'm not callin' you a chicken fucker but that boy over there looks sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken fucking. House of 1000 Corpses Baby: Give me a "B", give me an "A", give me a "B" give me a "Y", What's that spell? What's that spell? WHAT'S THAT SPELL? Otis: [ranting to tied up cheerleaders] "Why", you ask? "Why" is not the question. How? Now, that is a question worth examining. How could I, being born of such, uh... conventional stock, arrive a leader of the rebellion? An escapist from a conformist world, destined to find happiness only in that which cannot be explained? I brought you here for a reason, but unfortunately you and your sentimental minds are doing me no good! My brain is frozen. Locked! I have to break free from this culture of mechanical reproductions and the thick encrustations dying on the surface! [sees the girls aren't understanding] Otis: Oh, Christ. Fuck it! Kill Bill 1 O-Ren Ishii: You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you? The Bride: You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did. O-Ren Ishii: Silly rabbit. The Bride: Trix are… O-Ren Ishii: …for kids. O-Ren Ishii: [after she cuts off Tanaka's head, in Japanese] So you all will know the seriousness of my warning, I shall say this in English. O-Ren Ishii: [in English] As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! [pause] O-Ren Ishii: I didn't think so. O-Ren Ishii: [calmly, in Japanese] Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned. The Bride: Bitch, you can stop right there. Just because I have no wish to murder you before the eyes of your daughter, does not mean parading her around in front of me is going to inspire sympathy. You and I have unfinished business. And not a goddamn fuckin' thing you've done in the subsequent four years, including getting knocked up, is going to change that. Hattori Hanzo: Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest, And like a forest it's easy to lose your way... To get lost... To forget where you came in. Kill bill 2 Elle Driver: [to Budd, as he is dying] Now in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, let me answer the question you asked earlier more thoroughly. Right at this moment, the biggest "R" I feel is Regret. Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever known, met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin, scrub, alky piece of shit like you. That woman deserved better. Esteban Vihaio: [indicating the Bride's convertible] I heard you were driving a truck. The Bride: My Pussy Wagon died on me. Esteban Vihaio: The Pussy died? Hmm...
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Hibbie's Hottie The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!! "Kyttyn: The Other White Meat!" - DRH 10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.
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