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BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/17/2007 9:14:17 AM)

Sounds like fun.....




chellekitty -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/17/2007 10:48:54 AM)

umm Santa...i need $500 to pay off my warrant....




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/17/2007 12:32:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: chellekitty

umm Santa...i need $500 to pay off my warrant....

SORRY chelle but ol' Santa broke at this time of year,maybe I can find you a rich sugar DADDY....




Aylee -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 2:44:25 AM)

Well, if you are passing out rich sugar daddies. . .

Can you make mine pretty old, with a heart condition?




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 6:28:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Well, if you are passing out rich sugar daddies. . .

Can you make mine pretty old, with a heart condition?


SMILES,NO,aylee yours shall be in the low twentys with a life expectany of about 70 years,have fun.....




KMsAngel -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 6:46:30 AM)

sigh. i just need a large infusion of cash. a loan. how about a middle aged daddy?




Aylee -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 7:00:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Well, if you are passing out rich sugar daddies. . .

Can you make mine pretty old, with a heart condition?


SMILES,NO,aylee yours shall be in the low twentys with a life expectany of about 70 years,have fun.....


Hmmm. . . that could work out well also.  As long as he has good business sense. 




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 12:40:56 PM)

I would think you girls would want one with one foot in the grave and another slipping there...




Aylee -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 12:44:01 PM)

That is what I asked for, but you denied me.




MistressPav -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 12:54:21 PM)

Hi Santa!  **snuggles down in your lap, giggling as she rubs your sexy gotee***

I just have one wish, Santa, I want a violet wand with the ceramic (not wax) core.  Oh, and I will gladly volunteer to be the suspension wench that probablyknowme is looking for, too! 

***touches your face with both of her hands and gently kisses you on the lips***
Even if I don't get my Christmas wish, it was MY pleasure to sit upon your lap, Santa  =)

Merry Christmas!
~Mistress "Twit" Pav




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 2:18:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MistressPav

Hi Santa!  **snuggles down in your lap, giggling as she rubs your sexy gotee***

I just have one wish, Santa, I want a violet wand with the ceramic (not wax) core.  Oh, and I will gladly volunteer to be the suspension wench that probablyknowme is looking for, too! 

***touches your face with both of her hands and gently kisses you on the lips***
Even if I don't get my Christmas wish, it was MY pleasure to sit upon your lap, Santa  =)

Merry Christmas!
~Mistress "Twit" Pav



OH man alive now I know now why I just love this job,,,your stocking will be full this year for sure...merry christmas.... 




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 2:21:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

That is what I asked for, but you denied me.


Well aylee I may reconsider and grant your wish....




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 2:23:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

sigh. i just need a large infusion of cash. a loan. how about a middle aged daddy?


I"LL take this under advisement,are you sure a middle age one or one with one foot in the grave...




Aylee -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 2:24:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

That is what I asked for, but you denied me.


Well aylee I may reconsider and grant your wish....


Oh thank you!

And do not forget, I will be in Colorado for Christmas.  And I will be waiting by the chimney for you and the Missus. 




Kalista07 -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 2:30:38 PM)

Santa, i need a job....Not necessarily for Christmas but one that pays and i would enjoy none the less....




batshalom -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 2:32:20 PM)

Ohhhhhhhhh, Sugar Daddies! What a gift for under the tree! Santa Bounty, mine doesn't have to be full of sugar but I do prefer someone 15 (or more) years older. I want one that's responsible and kind and thoughtful and truthful and considerate. I realize that narrows the list considerably - thank you for trying.




KMsAngel -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 2:53:28 PM)

no, middle aged one. have more energy than a very old one. can i ask for a goatee too? for him, not me!




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 5:56:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Kalista07

Santa, i need a job....Not necessarily for Christmas but one that pays and i would enjoy none the less....


I"LL see what I can do for you,One must at least like the job they have. I know for sure that I love mine...Merry Christmas




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 5:58:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

no, middle aged one. have more energy than a very old one. can i ask for a goatee too? for him, not me!


Sure thing but my ol' sled will be load with gifts so I"LL send him to you by UPS be careful when you open the crate...




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OL" SANTA (12/18/2007 6:25:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

That is what I asked for, but you denied me.


Well aylee I may reconsider and grant your wish....


Oh thank you!

And do not forget, I will be in Colorado for Christmas.  And I will be waiting by the chimney for you and the Missus. 


I shall be there and the missus will be attending to the home fires....




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