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mnottertail -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 10:44:22 AM)

Okay, be real nice to him, eh
(Okay, eh)
Okay, this is the, uh
Hit single section of our album

(Good day) good day
Geddy Lee is here from Rush
Hi, Geddy, I'm Bob Mackenzie
This is my brother Doug
(How's it going, Geddy)

Oh, it's going pretty good
Good day, eh (good day)

Thanks for coming down to do our hit
(Well, it's my pleasure, eh)
Did, did our lawyer call you
(Yeah, um, I, you know
Ten bucks is ten bucks)

I hope you don't mind but
There's a photographer that's gonna
Be taking pictures of us together
To prove that you were here
Doing, uh, the record
(Yeah, in case people don't believe us)

(How come he's not wearing a toque)
Oh, he's not from the Great White North

Okay, so if you'd like to
Put on a toque and some headphones
We can do the hit single now
(Sure, that'd be great)

Do you have the lyric sheet
(Oh, yeah) okay
(I memorized them)
Oh, great, beauty
How did you do that so fast
(I'm a professional, eh)
Oh (snorts and giggles)

We'll just sit over here
Like, while you're singing, eh
(Okay, eh) all right
(Thanks, guys) good luck, eh
(Okay) okay, okay

This is where the DJ talks
Don't say anything
(Okay, eh)

Coo coo coo coo.....
(Ah, beauty, go)
Coo coo coo coo.....

Okay, good day
Welcome to our single
I'm Bob Mackenzie
And this is my brother Doug
How's it going, eh

Beauty, eh
(Yeah, I like that)
Okay (okay)

Okay, everyone
This record was my idea
(Get out) it was
(You're lying)

He, Hosehead here just
Sort of rid on my coattails
(Why are you doing this
It was our idea together)
Yeah, okay (all right, okay)
We agreed to say that, but
(Aww, take off)

Take off to the Great White North
Take off, it's a beauty way to go
Take off to the Great White North

Decent singing, eh (yeah)
Yeah, he's good
Okay, so, good day
Our topic today is music

That's right, 'cause
Like, my brother and I

Lyrics courtesy Top40db.

Are now experts in the field
(Yeah, right, 'cause we're a band now)
Except for him, I'm a band
(Aw, how can you do that)
(Make me look bad)
(You're such a hosehead)
Yeah, well, take off

Take off to the Great White North
Take off, it's a beauty way to go
Take off to the Great White North

Hey, Hosehead
Listen to this that's coming
You know what it is (what)
It's a drum solo

Okay, everyone
Like, this is me on the drums
(Oh, get out, it is not)
(You're lying) it is so
(Stop lying, will ya)
Take off, eh

Take off to the Great White North
Take off, it's a beauty way to go
Take off to the Great White North
Take off, it's a beauty way to go
Take off

Beauty, eh (like magic, eh)
It's coming in (well, that's like)
It's like it was sung by angels

Hey, Hosehead (yeah, what)
Guess what (what) it's over
(Take off, it can't be)
It is, yeah
Because hit records are short
(No way)
Yeah, they're not that long

Okay, so that's our topic for today
So good day (good day)

Hey, you guys (what) take off
Hey, no, hey, don't go
No, come back, eh

Look what you did
Everybody's going cause of you
(Come back, I won't let him do it again)
Yeah, my fault (yeah, your fault)

You're such a hoser
(There's no way I'll ever do
Another record with you, hoser)
Okay, that's fine, I'll do a solo album
(Fine, and you'll be looking for me)
I will not (on another label)

Now everybody's gone
Good day (good day)



ITGirl68 -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 11:09:21 AM)

OK: someone got to have the pleasure of inflicting this pain - it might as well be me...

On the first day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
A partridge in a pear tree. 

On the second day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

On the third day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

On the fourth day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

On the fifth day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

On the sixth day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

On the seventh day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
Seven swans a-swimming, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

On the eighth day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
Eight maids a-milking, 
Seven swans a-swimming, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

On the ninth day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
Nine ladies dancing, 
Eight maids a-milking, 
Seven swans a-swimming, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

On the tenth day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
Ten lords a-leaping, 
Nine ladies dancing, 
Eight maids a-milking, 
Seven swans a-swimming, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
Eleven pipers piping, 
Ten lords a-leaping, 
Nine ladies dancing, 
Eight maids a-milking, 
Seven swans a-swimming, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
Twelve drummers drumming, 
Eleven pipers piping, 
Ten lords a-leaping, 
Nine ladies dancing, 
Eight maids a-milking, 
Seven swans a-swimming, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree! 

BTW, Reuters and other sources disagree about the current cost of these gifts - estimates for the 2007 costs range between around $20,000 and $60,000.



ITGirl68 -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 11:10:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadameMarque

"This is an ex-parrot." - Monty Python's Flying Circus
 


Nonsense! It's just sleeping. The Norwegian Blue ["beautiful plumage"] always kips on its back.



Jeffff -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 12:08:10 PM)

It's a "late" parrot

Jeff



mnottertail -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 12:12:54 PM)

'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...



subtee -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 12:22:27 PM)

I look up to the little bird
That glides across the sky
He sings the clearest melody
It makes me want to cry
It makes me want to sit right down
and cry cry cry 
 
 
I walk along the city streets
So dark with rage and fear
And I...
I wish that I could be that bird
And fly away from here
I wish I had the wings to fly away from here
 
But my my I feel so low
My my where do I go ?
My my what do I know ?
My my we reap what we sow
They always said that you knew best
But this little bird's fallen out of that nest now
I've got a feeling that it might have been blessed
So I've just got to put these wings to test
 
For I am just a troubled soul
Who's weighted...
Weighted to the ground
Give me the strength to carry on
Till I can lay this burden down
Give me the strength to lay this burden down down down yeah
Give me the strength to lay it down
 
But my my I feel so low
My my where do I go ?
My my what do I know ?
My my we reap what we sow
They always said that you knew best
But this little bird's fallen out of that nest now
I've got a feeling that it might have been blessed
So I've just got to put these wings to test 



mnottertail -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 12:27:30 PM)

I wanna tell you 'bout Texas Radio and the Big Beat
Comes out of the Virginia swamps
Cool and slow with plenty of precision
With a back beat narrow and hard to master

Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance
Others, mean and rueful of the Western dream
I love the friends I have gathered together on this thin raft
We have constructed pyramids in honor of our escaping
This is the land where the Pharaoh died

The Negroes in the forest brightly feathered
They are saying, "Forget the night.
Live with us in forests of azure.
Out here on the perimeter there are no stars
Out here we is stoned - immaculate."

Listen to this, and I'll tell you 'bout the heartache
I'll tell you 'bout the heartache and the lose of God
I'll tell you 'bout the hopeless night
The meager food for souls forgot
I'll tell you 'bout the maiden with wrought iron soul

I'll tell you this
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn

I'll tell you 'bout Texas Radio and the Big Beat
Soft drivin', slow and mad, like some new language

Now, listen to this, and I'll tell you 'bout the Texas
I'll tell you 'bout the Texas Radio
I'll tell you 'bout the hopeless night
Wandering the Western dream
Tell you 'bout the maiden with wrought iron soul



subtee -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 12:29:06 PM)

OK, but where's the bird part?



mnottertail -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 12:30:15 PM)

esoterically embedded, slick

try this on

You can show me the way
Give me a sunny day
What does it mean without your love
And if I could travel far
If I could touch the stars
Where would I be without your love
Whenever I get into pieces down and down
I think about what you're sadness I gave out
If I could fly away
If I could sail today
Where would I go
Without your love
And if I ever wonder who** way too far
We come looking for your open arms
I could get my home
Feel like a rolling stone
How could I be without your love
And does it mean without your love
Where would I be



Jeffff -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 12:45:30 PM)

My turn


Eight miles high and when you touch down
You'll find that it's stranger than known
Signs in the street that say where you're going
Are somewhere just being their own

Nowhere is there warmth to be found
Among those afraid of losing their ground
Rain gray town known for its sound
In places small faces unbound

Round the squares huddled in storms
Some laughing some just shapeless forms
Sidewalk scenes and black limousines
Some living, some standing alone



Jeff



subtee -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 12:48:15 PM)

"Slick?" As in Grace? 'k:

And if you hear, if you hear
The singing silver wind
Fly, sailing, sailing human bird - fly into me
Look up - the roof is gone
And the long hand moves right, on right on by the hour
Look up the roof is gone
Look up again the roof is gone
 
Listen - the north wind sounds like freezing horns
Sailing through the east wind - and the east wind
Has winding unwinding strings
South wind sounds like skin on drums,
Skin on skin but the west wind,
Ah the west wind echoes like metal wings
Like a weathervein whining through the night
Iron wheel turns in front of the sun,
Four pronged metal cuts the sky.
Man must fly!
Man must fly!



mnottertail -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 1:07:05 PM)

Give me back my wings
You know I have to fly high
If the bird cannot sing
Then his spirit will die

I never said I was right
You can't explain some things
Just give me back my wings
You know I have to reach higher
If the bird cannot soar
Then he loses desire

I never said it was fair
You can't explain some things
Just give me back my wings
Give me back my wings

First it was the Mothers
Then it was the wives
I think that God's a woman
I know she runs my life
And she can still
Oh and I wonder when

Just give me back my wings
You know I have to go higher
If the bird cannot soar Then he loses desire

I never said I was right
You can't explain some things
Just give me back my wings
Give me back my wings



mnottertail -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 1:09:01 PM)




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ON THE WINGS OF A DOVE

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On the wings of a snow-white dove
He sends His pure sweet love
A sign from above
On the wings of a dove

When troubles surround us, When evils come
The body grows weak, The spirit grows numb
When these things beset us, He doesn't forget us
He sends down His love
On the wings of a dove

On the wings of a snow-white dove
He sends His pure sweet love
A sign from above
On the wings of a dove

When Jesus went down To the river that day
He was baptized In the usual way
And when it was done, God blessed his son
He sent him his love
On the wings of dove

On the wings of a snow-white dove
He sends His pure sweet love
A sign from above
On the wings of a dove

When Noah had drifted On the flood many days
He searched for land In various ways
Troubles, he had some, But wasn't forgotten
He sent him His love
On the wings of a dove

On the wings of a snow-white dove
He sends His pure sweet love
A sign from above
On the wings of a dove


And that right there is why I cage me some girls and get me parrot killin blowjobs

Mott the Hoople



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 1:52:33 PM)

come on you all  can do better more entertaining things than spitting up lyrics to a song someone else sang.



subtee -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 1:56:46 PM)

Oh! Gettin all fancy-scmancy with your animated graphics and whatnot!

Really, though, that song sucks. (I.M.H.O.Y.M.M.V., E.T.C.)
Who was that chick that used to be on TV selling her "album" singing that song...little curly fro on a white lady...remember?




mnottertail -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 2:14:51 PM)

Hell, I don't know--- Dale Evans?

I only remember it by a guy cowboy singer (maybe a duet)

Hoyt 'The Phoenix has landed' Axton



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 2:36:41 PM)

I know why the caged bird sings....

Actually, I really dont.  It just kinda fit in here...



Jeffff -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 2:55:08 PM)

No cats!!!!!!....all thses birds?.....

Jeff



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 2:57:52 PM)

Aww jeff, im a friendly lil kytty. *polishes halo*



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 3:34:07 PM)

his eyes is on the sparrow...



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