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oreogirl -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 3:47:40 PM)

Did anyone eat the sparrow?




KMsAngel -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 4:26:36 PM)

*burp* sorry! [&:]




thornhappy -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/27/2007 6:39:57 PM)

Damn, didn't ya even save us a drumstick?

* grumbles *

thornhappy




mydomsabstrd -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 7:34:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

Oh! Gettin all fancy-scmancy with your animated graphics and whatnot!

Really, though, that song sucks. (I.M.H.O.Y.M.M.V., E.T.C.)
Who was that chick that used to be on TV selling her "album" singing that song...little curly fro on a white lady...remember?




christy lane.............i know i watch way to much late night tv.




mnottertail -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 7:53:47 AM)


Don't go to bed, with no price on your head
No, no, don't do it.

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time,
Yeah, don't do it.

And keep your eye on the sparrow.
When the going gets narrow.

Don't do it, don't do it.

Where can I go where the cold winds don't blow,
Now.

Well, well, well.





subtee -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 7:55:34 AM)

That's it! Or, her! god that makes me laugh

Thanks for thinking of it...or, her




mydomsabstrd -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 7:58:55 AM)

"it" works,  for all the gospel she sang..................just made me feel like i was in hell




oreogirl -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 2:53:18 PM)

Does anyone know if Supreme Master Overlord Necros acutally found the damn bird?




subtee -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 3:26:26 PM)

I think the feathered vertebrate was accidentally and without malice or ill intent, consumed. Eaten.




KMsAngel -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 4:26:12 PM)

roasted, then consumed. not into raw fowl[;)]




windchymes -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 4:40:54 PM)

Went to a party the other night
All the ladies were treating me right
Moving my feet to the disco beat
How in the world could I keep my seat

All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Flapping my arms I began to cluck
Look at me..
I'm the disco duck
Ah, get down, mama
I've got to have me a woman, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

 Disco, disco duck
Got to have me a woman
Disco, disco duck
Oh, get down, mama
Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco, disco duck
All right
Disco, disco duck
Ah, get down mama,
Oh mama, shake your tail feather, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha





oreogirl -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 6:32:17 PM)

What kind of wine went with it?




kc692 -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 9:25:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Baby73

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ORIGINAL: SmokingGun82

Unless this is a joke... and from your previous posts I have a feeling it isn't... I'm very upset. You see, I already called the title of Supreme Master Overlord. Therefore, this Necros you speak of must be a fake and a fraud.

That also explains why I have six hundred human parakeets and he lacks a single one. It brings shame upon you and him both that he can't manage to capture AT LEAST a human myna bird.



Supreme Master Overlord Necros couldn;t disagree with you more. You see, I sit on a throne made up of my multitudes of slaves while Ashtray, my female slave opens her mouth to receive the ashes of my cigar.
You are free to swear undying allegiance to Supreme Master Overlord Necros, however. As fort my human birds, I am sure I will find one. I met Ashtray at a supermarket. Since then she has happily used her mouth to receive my cigars ashes.
Supreme Master Overlord Necros is ready for you to swear fealty to him.


OK, this thread is pages long and I am late starting it, someone please tell me they already asked grandpoobahsuprememasterthrowuponmyfeet-stickmyfingerdownnythroatoverlordnecros why the word Baby in his nick instead.  At least its capped. If they haven't this is addressed to:
grandpoobahsuprememasterwhaddafuckever...why you calling yourself Baby in your name???????




laurell3 -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 9:27:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne

go hang out at shoe stores and watch when folks try on shoes....when you find someone whos feet would wrap around a perch easily-voila.....then go ask them to chirp for ya.....of course, bout this time, you may want to start running cause security will be coming your way....

or, buy saltines and walk around all day askin "polly wanna cracker?"


LOL omg I can't believe I missed this thread....I'm laughing so hard




KMsAngel -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 9:31:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: oreogirl

What kind of wine went with it?

nice australian chardonnay thanks. and some tender young new potatoes, asparagus and a 3 delicate chocolate truffles to finish it off with. [:)]




kc692 -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 9:49:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

quote:

ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne

go hang out at shoe stores and watch when folks try on shoes....when you find someone whos feet would wrap around a perch easily-voila.....then go ask them to chirp for ya.....of course, bout this time, you may want to start running cause security will be coming your way....

or, buy saltines and walk around all day askin "polly wanna cracker?"


LOL omg I can't believe I missed this thread....I'm laughing so hard


there was one about polly wanta wank her or something too!!!! I just had my attention brought to it too!! This is hilarious!




SeekingDomme2Lov -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 9:49:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

So I google " songs about parakeets"....nuthin.....and they call it hi tech?


Use some imagination, lad.

The Birds and the Bees, by Benny Hill

I taught my bird little tricks, like playing dead and picking up sticks,
And the village girls, they brought bird seed every day.
"Dad, you can't come in," I'd shout, "Or my birdie will fly out,"
But of course I let the village girls all stay.

Well there was Mable from the stable, and Mary from the dairy,
We had a visit by our beauty queen.
And that great big Betty Mavery, and she's got her own aviary,
She's got the biggest parakeets I've ever seen.





laurell3 -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 9:51:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kc692

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

quote:

ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne

go hang out at shoe stores and watch when folks try on shoes....when you find someone whos feet would wrap around a perch easily-voila.....then go ask them to chirp for ya.....of course, bout this time, you may want to start running cause security will be coming your way....

or, buy saltines and walk around all day askin "polly wanna cracker?"


LOL omg I can't believe I missed this thread....I'm laughing so hard


there was one about polly wanta wank her or something too!!!! I just had my attention brought to it too!! This is hilarious!


This is seriously the funniest post I've seen on this forum.  I had to get up and go pee in the middle of it, I was laughing so damn hard!  Keep reviving this thing, I want to have it up for bad days!




kc692 -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 9:58:44 PM)

Hey, noone told me what they thought of the new nicks I gave "it"....
grandpoobahsuprememasterthrowuponmyfeet-stickmyfingerdownnythroatoverlordnecros or grandpoobahsuprememasterwhaddafuckever?  I think both fit well......[:D]




laurell3 -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/28/2007 10:02:26 PM)

rofl, you rock KC




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