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KCherry -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:14:08 PM)
I got a message asking me to gain 200 lbs.

beargonewild -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:16:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMacey Hi Bear. Since I haven't read your profile, can I be ur dom n haf 10 of ur babies while we live in paradise...new jersey? [:D][8D] ROFL.....only on the condition that I have at least 10 boytoys to play with on the side [:D][;)]

DiurnalVampire -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:21:40 PM)
I had one recently who offered to teach me to enjoy my submission, and to teach me how to properly serve him to make myself a better person in the eyes of GOD (he capped that for me) but since he was a kind and loving dominant male, he would allow me to keep Fox and Angel, though he would have to castrate them both... to keep me from straying. blink blink How could I turn down such a wonderful offer?!? DV

christine1 -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:24:16 PM)
i had one recently tell me that he wanted to cut my lips off so he could freeze them and save them forever. um...okay, i'm all up for that! at least i'd have a permanent smile? [8\|]

kittinSol -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:24:23 PM)
Looks as though I get all the normal, boring ones [&:] - well, things being relative, of course. I want some adventurous propositions too, damnit.

kittinSol -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:25:43 PM)
Shit, that's fucking creepy, christine. Brrr.

christine1 -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:28:38 PM)
yeah, a bit creepier than the guy who wanted to make me a living/dead doll....you know, pump me full of, fuck can't remember the name of it and then dip me in wax. and then there was the one who told me that budda told him to contact me...i dont' know, i think i'm a wierdo magnet [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m12.gif[/image]

cjan -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:30:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Looks as though I get all the normal, boring ones [image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s5.gif[/image] - well, things being relative, of course. I want some adventurous propositions too, damnit. You consider my offer to play "Goofy" normal and BORING ? Harumph.

kittinSol -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:30:20 PM)
Wow, all of them on collarme?!!!

kittinSol -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:31:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Looks as though I get all the normal, boring ones [&:] - well, things being relative, of course. I want some adventurous propositions too, damnit. You consider my offer to play "Goofy" normal and BORING ? Harumph. Damnation, I didn't realise you were eavesdropping, cjan. How mightily rude of you. Now go and stand in the corner, you naughty man.

christine1 -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:34:50 PM)
yup, all collarme dudes

cjan -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:38:24 PM)
Yea, I go ninja sometime too. Sometime for fun, sometime to keep the wackos off. Yes, it happens to guys too. Can I keep my crayons in the corner ? I like to draw nasty pictures and words, 'cause, I can't help being naughty, I guess. It's my nature.

kittinSol -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:38:27 PM)
It's wowworthy. God forbid it ever happens to me: I won't manage to stay as composed as you are: how do you stay so calm [sm=hewah.gif] ?

kittinSol -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:39:40 PM)
No crayons. You will reflect on the nature of your crimes until I deem you good and ready to get out of there and... Oh fuck it. I just can't do it [:D] .

christine1 -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:40:27 PM)
i wasn't when it happened, believe me, and 2 of them got reported...although it was quite fun messing with them for a bit.

cjan -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:48:45 PM)
You were off to a good start, kitt. Keep practicing and try to keep a straight face. Or not. I think it's a lot of fun to laugh during scenes that some take too seriously. Ok, fuggit. I know when and where I'm not appreciated. sniffs I will go off to bed and play with my sock puppet for consolation. See? I'm not one of the wackos...[image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/marionette.gif[/image]

everhope -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:53:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Looks as though I get all the normal, boring ones [&:] - well, things being relative, of course. I want some adventurous propositions too, damnit. me too. they just want to beat and fuck me... cum, and piss on my face. normal stuff.

thornhappy -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:55:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan You were off to a good start, kitt. Keep practicing and try to keep a straight face. Or not. I think it's a lot of fun to laugh during scenes that some take too seriously. Ok, fuggit. I know when and where I'm not appreciated. sniffs I will go off to bed and play with my sock puppet for consolation. See? I'm not one of the wackos...[sm=marionette.gif] You're only a wacko if the sock puppet starts talking back.... thornhappy

kittinSol -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 8:59:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: everhope me too. they just want to beat and fuck me... cum, and piss on my face. normal stuff. quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Ok, fuggit. I know when and where I'm not appreciated. sniffs I will go off to bed and play with my sock puppet for consolation. See? I'm not one of the wackos...[sm=marionette.gif] You're only a wacko if the sock puppet starts talking back.... thornhappy [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

BBWnNC72 -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 9:12:34 PM)
When i first started my CM account i got a nice message from a "Dom". So i yahooed with Him, LOL, mistake. He offered me $150 grand for 6 months of being His live in slave, He would pay all my bills, pay my kids $20 grand each for keeping me away from them. The $150 grand would go into a savings account to use the 6 months i wasn't with Him. All this would happen every year till He was done with me. All i had to do is what ever He wanted. LOL, the first thing that popped into my head was "it puts the lotion on its skin!" i didn't accept.

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