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domiguy -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 9:20:42 PM)

I have received messages from people suggesting that maybe we could talk and possibly meet. Or sometimes they say they enjoy my posts.

I feel cheated.



But I am the one who sends the messages about taking women away to a remote and secluded island and also asking if they don't mind gaining weight. Nothing better than having a large woman on a deserted island...You never know when you are going to run out of coconuts.

Be prepared.



batshalom -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 9:21:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: EvilGenie

Now that beats my boobies any day! Too funny lmfao



What a great line to use as an exclamation of wonder! "Well don't that just beat my boobies!!" (It sounds really good in the southern drawl saying it over and over in my head.)



BBWnNC72 -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 9:25:21 PM)

i had a guy tell me once that i was too thin and that my boobs were not low enough, LOL, i have 42 DDD longs, IMHO.  [sm=ofcourse.gif]



christine1 -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 9:27:31 PM)

rofl bbw...you just made me dribble on my chin!



BBWnNC72 -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 9:32:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

rofl bbw...you just made me dribble on my chin!


Why thank you, but remember: swallow no spitting or dribbling allowed!! [:D]



christine1 -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 9:35:45 PM)

oh hell, how could i forget that?  but wait, it was just coffee!



BadJezebel -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 10:07:54 PM)

hmmm.... my latest wierdo was a guy whom I decided to meet for dinner after about 6 phone conversations, all of which were normal enough.  He claimed to be a teacher and soccer coach and seemed pretty stable.  Well, in the middle of dinner (our first and only meeting), he interupts the conversation and says the one line that makes everyone cringe, "Before we go any further, I have to tell you something about me". 

Next, he declares that he is adamant about his spiritual beliefs.  I'm facinated by belief systems so I listened with rapt attention.  He continued by explaining, in a heated manner, that the bible is OBVIOUSLY not about god and angels but rather about aliens.  His proof went something like this, "C'mon, you know what aliens look like, we all know what aliens look like. (I shook my head at this point.) Everyone knows what aliens look like! and if you cross them with monkies, what do you get?" Then, he pointed to himself.  --  I almost fell on the floor!!! 



YourhandMyAss -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/26/2008 10:25:21 PM)

I got  a joke email from someone who was commenting about my journal where I say no mentally ill people, he;s like why don't you ome over but you have to hurry i am about to run out of my pych meds,



awakenednj -> RE: is this guy nuts or what?! (4/27/2008 8:11:05 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MissMacey

If they can't be bothered to change their CM tag because "everyone knows them as a dom", I find my ban button getting rapid use.
My 'favorite' had to be the one who would be my wife (they were male) as long as I was the husband--right down to my providing Everything$.
I of course immediately moved in with him and we are planning on our seventh grandchild next week. :crazyfingers:



Hi Bear. Since I haven't read your profile, can I be ur dom n haf 10 of ur babies while we live in paradise...new jersey? [:D][8D]


Hey - are you implying that the armpit of the east coast (NJ) is NOT paradise...



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