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Christmas Joke - 11/28/2007 8:36:17 PM

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Got this from a friend, i thought it was funny. This Year's First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were

met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Petersaid, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket andpulled out a set of keys. He shook them andsaid, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man, Jack, started searching

desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
eyebrow and asked, "And just what do
those symbolize?"

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The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Christmas Season Begins......

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RE: Christmas Joke - 11/29/2007 5:55:07 AM

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Good thing he didn't pull out a maxi pad because there were "wings" on it! I don't believe St. Peter would have believed those symbolized angel wings! LOL

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RE: Christmas Joke - 11/29/2007 10:46:59 AM

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Good thing he didn't pull out a maxi pad because there were "wings" on it! I don't believe St. Peter would have believed those symbolized angel wings! LOL

Why; can you not imagine an angel standing in heaven, barring the flood?

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RE: Christmas Joke - 11/29/2007 11:19:03 AM

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Silliness. hehe

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RE: Christmas Joke - 11/29/2007 12:23:22 PM

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LOL, leave it to rubberpet to think of something like that.

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RE: Christmas Joke - 11/29/2007 4:15:21 PM

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I feel if I didn't share my wisdom and warped perspective with the universe, I would be doing a serious injustice to all!

Not really...I just thought it seemed appropriate at the time. LOL

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RE: Christmas Joke - 11/29/2007 4:20:59 PM

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The OP was funny, the responses were funnier. Rubberpet you should seriously consider standup comedy.

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RE: Christmas Joke - 11/29/2007 10:23:48 PM

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RE: Christmas Joke - 11/29/2007 11:29:48 PM

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I dunno, rubber you are one sick fuck. We should have a beer together or something sometime.

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RE: Christmas Joke - 11/30/2007 1:12:37 AM

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I thought he was gonna pull out his balls for xmas ornaments
... damn... oh well theres wishful thinking for ya, it gets you nowhere

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RE: Christmas Joke - 12/2/2007 10:38:26 AM

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