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honeycakes -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 3:04:25 AM)

Granted, but they're made of wool from the pubic hair of a hobo.

I wish my job payed more.




SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 3:05:44 AM)

granted, however in order to have it pay more, you have to work 90 hour work weeks, no days off

i wish honeycakes didn't put that image in my head... ewwwwwwww




honeycakes -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 3:07:57 AM)

Granted. Instead, the chains are made with dried and weaved bull penises.

I wish I didn't give myself that image.




SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 3:10:34 AM)

granted, now the image has turned into woven horse penises with the testicles attached.

i wish i didn't choke every time i laid down ... fucking colds




ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 4:09:30 AM)

Granted, you don’t choke when you lay down but you can’t see. Your earlier wishes about boobs have been abundantly granted and your tits are so big now you can’t see over them when you lay down. 
 I wish I could finish my new web site today.




SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 4:11:09 AM)

Granted, but you need my help to do it and i can't see over my boobs!!!!!

i wish i had less disdain for some




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 6:23:23 AM)

Granted - your disdain for everyone is equal

I wish I didn't have to travel over the Bay Bridge this morning which is resembling a parking lot right now




SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 7:38:34 AM)

granted, instead you're fired from your job and simply have to return home

i wish i was asleep already




puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 7:52:51 AM)

Granted, but I arrive after you've fallen asleep, and now we can't play! :(

I wish this scooter wasn't so damned expensive.




adrian28 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 7:54:33 AM)

granted! you're now asleep and at my mercy!

I wish goth girls didn't affect me




puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 7:58:07 AM)

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I wish goth girls didn't affect me

Granted, but now those goth boys look scrumptous.

I wish these insurance people weren't jerks.




adrian28 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 7:59:23 AM)

I'm sorry, there's no way to grant that one. lol

I wish I had that harem




puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 8:01:42 AM)

Oh, I hate you.

Granted, it's a harem of grossly overweight trannies from the south. Yum.

I wish someone would buy me the damn scooter.




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 10:35:31 AM)

Granted - but the 400 lb Tranny has to ride with you everywhere

I wish I could ride to LA on a Ducati




puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 11:09:09 AM)

Always with the damn overweight tranny!

Granted, you could but you won't as you are too busy being dined upon by my scooter buddy.




Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 1:05:59 PM)

i wish the puson above me made a wish




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 5:29:22 PM)

Granted -she could not - she has fallen in love with the 400 lb Tranny and eloped

I wish my Gin and Tonic wouldn't take so long




Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 5:30:50 PM)

granted.. but its to warm for ur taste.

i wish i didnt feel so icky.

H >:)




puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 5:39:00 PM)

Granted, you feel dead. You're dead? Dang.

I wish I could stop sneezing.




Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 5:41:01 PM)

granted.. but nowu have the hiccups.

i wish i wasnt dead (see above granted wish)

H >:)




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