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Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 6:01:39 PM)
(Puppy, you can have my ants if Mr. S will share them.) I wish I could stay up really late.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 6:03:35 PM)
Granted - we pump you full of coffee and you get to stare at the ants all night I wish I could relax a little right now

OutOfExile -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 6:12:14 PM)
Granted - you'll be injected with morphine and a wide variety of narcotics, except they form a fatal mix and kill you. (too harsh? my first time posting in this thread...haha) I wish I could focus on the tasks at hand...

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 6:15:05 PM)
Granted - the meat cleaver I have dangling over your head if you lose focus should get your attention back pretty quickly I wish I could get my full English accent back

Stusmobile -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 6:38:01 PM)
Granted but you now sound and dress like an 80's Essex boy with an XR3i I wish I could sleep for more than 3 hours a night

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 7:09:55 PM)
Granted - the 400 lb Tranny sits on your face until you stop breathing - then you have a really good nights sleep - he wakes you up 8 hours later with a little mouth to mouth I wish my dinner was ready already

Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 7:42:40 PM)
granted.. but its cold by the time u get to it. i wish my mother would shut up about my choice of movies. H >:)

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 7:56:49 PM)
Granted. Now she won't shut up about your choices in shoes. And clothes. And diet. And............................................. I wish I could go to bed and sleep for three days

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 7:57:51 PM)
Granted, but now she shoulder-surfs you while you're on the computer. I wish I had more disposable cash after I pay the bills.

LadySeraphina02 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 7:59:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Granted, but now she shoulder-surfs you while you're on the computer. I wish I had more disposable cash after I pay the bills. Granted, now all your remaining cash doubles, but it's monopoly money, fit only for 'disposal' or wasting an evening. I wish I had something interesting to do this evening.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 7:59:52 PM)
clusterphuk alert

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 8:03:15 PM)
Granted, but now your interesting evening leads you to a life of crime. I wish I had a new vacuum cleaner.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 8:08:51 PM)
Granted DRH, you divine and gorgeously sexy chickie babe. However, your Daddy likes the way it sucks better than you, and you get kicked out of bed so he can sleep with the stupid thing. I still wish I could sleep for 3 days

pissthirstysub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 8:12:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia Granted DRH, you divine and gorgeously sexy chickie babe. However, your Daddy likes the way it sucks better than you, and you get kicked out of bed so he can sleep with the stupid thing. I still wish I could sleep for 3 days Granted, you miss the money hand-outs. I wish I had another spider

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 8:13:45 PM)
Double M, you wickedly sexy, voluptuous, pillowy-bosomed vixen, you... [8D] I just luvs ya, I do! Granted, you can sleep for 3 days, but then you are awake for 10. I wish I could visit Double M.

beargonewild -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 8:22:49 PM)
Granted, you go visit Double M only to find out she moved to Canada I wish I was adopted by a studly Dom.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 8:51:31 PM)
Granted, but right after he adopts you, he is abducted by aliens. [sm=abducted.gif] I wish Double M would come visit me.

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2008 9:20:25 PM)
granted but u have a puppy come also and hes not house broken i wish that i could do visit DRH :)

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 12:59:44 AM)
Everyones wish is granted. The extremely bonkable Mr Bear get's his handsome and studly fella who has a 10 inch dick and knows how to use it, DRH gets a visit from me and we spend the entire time having hot, disgusting monkey sex and puppy gets to come to DRH's house with me. Unfortunately, Mr Bears hot bit of stuff is straight, DRH's Daddy chucks a wobbly about the sex his lady is having with me (cuz he get's a case of the floppies) and puppy gets to sleep in the kennel cuz he disgraced himself dreadfully on DRH's best rug. NAUGHTY BOY!!! I wish I could win $2,000.

shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 1:39:32 AM)
Granted, but you just had your car fixed, and it costs $3,000. I wish I could remember the PIN to my debit card.

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