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MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 6:59:53 PM)
Granted - the 400 lb Tranny is coming over I wish I had an ice cool beer right now

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 7:05:53 PM)
Granted - but you now get to use it as part of a shampoo regimen. I wish I didn't have to make dinner for my family every night.

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 7:06:56 PM)
granted but you have to make dinner for puppy each nite ;) I wish i could go swimming right now

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 7:10:48 PM)
Granted. Sadly though, it is at the sewerage plant. DO NOT PICK UP ANY STICKS!!!! I wish this cough would go away.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 7:13:18 PM)
Granted - I have relocated your mouth to your backside - so you officially speak out of your ass I wish my ice cold beer is on its way soon

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 7:13:28 PM)
Granted - You now have diarrhea. giggles I wish my cat didn't have fleas.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 7:14:30 PM)
Granted, Mr. S. - It's on its way to your neighbor's house. I still wish my cat didn't have fleas.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 7:18:01 PM)
Granted - the maggots on them scared the fleas off I wish my shampoo did smell like beer

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 7:58:28 PM)
granted it smelled like skunk spray i wish my dog would sleep tonight ;)

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 8:05:14 PM)
Granted - but that is no way to speak about your partner I wish i could have a really good foot rub right now

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 8:08:59 PM)
Granted - but the 400 lb. tranny is now charging you for gas and mileage to your place. I wish I could just go to sleep without tossing turning.

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 8:43:36 PM)
granted but you sleep threw work tomorow and get fired I wish i could find a better paying job

Stusmobile -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 8:55:17 PM)
granted, you are now a DEA drug sniffing dog, shame about developing a coke habit. I wish shipping charges were cheaper

Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 9:02:41 PM)
granted.. shipping charges r only $0.02... but they only pick up ur stuff mondays adn fridays between 2 and 4 PM. i wish my feet didnt itch. H >:)

Stusmobile -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 9:06:09 PM)
Granted, walking on hot coals has cured your itchy feet. I wish timezones were non existant

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 9:09:30 PM)
granted but you never ever go to sleep i wish there was never jet lag when going to china from the US

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/19/2008 11:56:40 PM)
Granted, now there are no flights that even connect to china from the us i wish my cigarettes would get themselves in here so i didn't have to get my lazy ass up

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/20/2008 1:09:47 AM)
Granted. Your ciggys throw themsleves kamakaze style into your mouth. Sadly though, they dont know when enough is enough, and do it constantly. All day and all night. You are dead in 3 months from smoke inhalation and asphixiation. I wish I had a little baby kitty cat.

puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/20/2008 4:47:03 AM)
Granted, but it absolutely hates you and wants nothing to do with you. Mmmkay, fighting or not, I shouldn't say that. I wish my older brother wouldn't fight with me.

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/20/2008 6:10:47 AM)
Granted, instead you are consistently mugged, beaten and robbed whenever you leave the house i wish i werent hungry

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